Me: I’m sick of living in a country where being a thief is socially acceptable. Maybe the Saudis are onto something when they lop the hands off the bastards.
Father-in-law: That would never fly here.
Me: Oh? Why not?
Father-in-law: Think about it. There wouldn’t be a single Liberal left who could shake hands with his constituents.
Me: SPLORRRF!! [shooting tea out my nose]
…..or a hand left to dip into your pocket while he shakes the other 😉
Great.
Who would open all them envelops?
or count the bills in the brown envelopes at a restaurant
I wouldn’t shake the hands of a liberal anyways…
Only God knows where they have been.
ROTFLMAO……….I am crying…..
Seriously, I would like to see a poll as to whether Canadians think that they are “loved” by first the Federal Gov’t, and also their Provincial
Govt’ Do they love us or hate us for being alive in the first place, We are a pain in their ass, but do they “love us”? Do we really think they love us enough to do the same things they would do if we were their “children”? Do they really care if we live or die a “premature death” as 500,000 did last year according to Stats Can. ( I like that “Premature politically correct bunch of crap, it was so close to “murder”, mostly skrew ups in the health care providers, dirty hospitals, and ill trained medica, staff.) Don’t let me get off target though, do our Gov’ts love us? do they have an immigration policy, as the US do, to fit the needs and the building of the US of A, or is Immigration ear marked in Kanada as buying political votes thereby supporting the “Libranos” party at the “expense of the country,” and to hell with the country! Do you think Katie you should run a poll asking the above, “Do you think your Govt’s love you?”
I will tell you my answer now, NO, I think they hate us, and the more of us they can kill off with the enabling of seemingly allowing Chemical Co’s to poison our food air and water,
and other unnecessary ways that add to the “premature” deaths of Canadians, remember they collect the balance of any pension funds paid into the fund, and most of the unpaid CP funds, so they make a bundle on everyone that dies, the premature dead are a cash machine , and also a “people” weeder, too many people and we are a pain in their ass, they are better off financially and more at peace if the numbers can be cut down to even more “CONTROLLABLE” than we are now. It seems to me the Fascists, as I call them, in Ottawa would love to reduce the population down to the size of the “old boys club” Kanada had 60 and 70 years ago. And besides these “old men” in high office hate “noise” in their autumn years, and Canadians now are making too much “noise”. “Do our Govt’s love us or hate us,? I would suggest two polls one Feds, and one Prov. but name the Prov of the donar. Alberta should get fair results, but I haven’t lived out there for awhile ,but I think it would be interesting to see the answers to these suggested polls. Maybe something like three catagory’s. Do you think your Gov’t loves you as their own child, or Do you think your Gov’t loves you as a reluctant parent, or Do you think the Gov’t wishes you were never born. I say they HATE OUR GUTS!
Stephen, ww 2 vet.
Stephen M. – The gov’t loves you enough to put florine in the water to dumb you down and give your kids floridoses! They love you so much that they ban smoking, extort unreasonable taxes on a LEGAL product, blame you for ANY illness your children might have if you smoke, take away your guns so you can’t harm yourself when you wonder why your kids are ‘dull’ and you cannot afford a smoke to ease your jangling nerves…oh yes the gov’t loves you – as long as you pay taxes.
Zing!