50 Replies to “Big Chief Surfs Up”

  1. Translation: “I expect a big cheque. I have to put a deposit down on my special order 2022 1 ton 4X4 quad cab dually.”

    1. “Surfer Turd”

      Don’t you know about the Turd?
      Everybody knows that the Turd is the word!
      Turd, Turd, Turd,
      Turd is the word!

      Papa hum Mao Mao
      Papa hum Mao Mao

      –Bad News

    2. Wipe out, baby!
      Wiii-ppe-outttt!!!!!
      Poor little potato surfer girl got schooled today.
      But his face showed, yet again, that he psychopathically doesn’t really care, having secured 4 more years of effective majority rule, thanks to his turbaned bitch and the quebec goof.

      I noted last Friday that a shiny jet landed in Kelowna during Blackie’s private meetings.
      The same shiny jet flew out this morning, headed to Kamloops.
      I live on the flight path.
      He was in Kelowna all weekend.
      At least he got schooled by the Chief today.

      I would bet he flew back to Tofino, while this close.

      Surf’s up, Goof.

  3. The Spawn brought in on. The Spawn has to sit through all that utter bullshit that he has done his best to create, enable, encourage, and inflict on the entire nation. They could boil him in a pot and eat him (reconciliation?), he would deserve it and it would be fun to watch.

    1. “I’m just an awful white man, I can’t help myself, see how awful us white men are!”

      That’s the only strategy I can figure out, other than he’s dumber than a bag of hammers.

      2. Clearly we Canadians must “reflect on this issue in the coming days.”
        Isn’t that what Justin says every, single, time he embarrasses himself.

    1. Virtue speaker. Not virtue doer.

      He must have a belly laugh at the end of each day when he realizes how easy it is to fool the voters of Toronto, Montreal, and Atlantic Canada.

  7. Big Chief Gay Eagle eating a bit of crow. Fucker needs to be made to eat his own shit.
    And the stupid Indians should have told him to fuckoff and eat shit…but wampum.
    None of them are fooling anyone who isn’t a retarded backhole.

      1. BA,
        In fairness, I still refer to Family Day as “Don Getty” day.
        The thing that really was disappointing (read:pissed me off) on Truth day was how much greater import it was given over recent and no doubt future Remembrance Day ceremonies

        1. I still refer to Family Day as “Don Getty” day

          I do the same thing.

  9. Disgusting that canadians would vote for a horrible bigot like Trudeau. Disgusting, but not surprising. Canada is a racist nation at its heart.

    1. It’s always about the money. You think the natives of BC give a shit he went surfing? They’ll get a bigger cheque and vote for more, all in all a good day’s grift. You think the Asians in Brampladesh give a shit about the Natives of BC? Give them a cheque and they’ll vote for more. You think Atlantic Canada gives a shit about anybody other than them? Give them pogey and welfare, and they’ll vote for more. I live there, speaking from experience.

      1. Every blue nose and Newfi I have ever met has been as willing and hard working a worker as any employer could wish for… but then I have never been east of Montreal. I met them in the Alberta oil patch.

    1. A few days ago, I posted a YouTube URL to the movie Rancho Deluxe.

      There’s a scene where Sam Waterston’s character, an Indian, meets with his father, also a native. The father says to the son that the main reason that their people are so poor is pick-up trucks. As soon as they get any money, they go and blow it on a brand-new vehicle.

    2. Cost is irrelevant in a broke country printing money with presses that burn diesel. If anything it hastens the end of this failed country and the sheep which populate it. Buy popcorn.

  11. Two kabuki theatre actors on the same stage.
    Trudeau’s an asshole. Yaaaaaayyyy!!! Tell us something we don’t know, Chief. The other claims there’s dead Indian children beneath the dirt?
    To which I say: Prove it.

    2. My thoughts exactly. We’re supposed to be upset that, a low IQ phony prince, did not live up to the made up standards, of how we are supposed to self flagellate, over made up sins, of our fathers?
      What a shitshow.
      What a bullshit country.

  12. Earlier today, I went to vote in Indianton’s–er, Redmonton’s–civic election. The school where the polling station was had a “boo hoo, we is evil whitey using stolen Indian land” plaque on the wall.

    I responded accordingly.

  13. Seems her complaint details a missed photo op she wanted to have ready for the next tribal council election.
    I mean if she couldn’t get Trudeau to show up for “photos” (and a big payout) why should she retain her position as chief?
    Unmarked graves is the newest modus to leverage goodies from the federal government, missing and murdered women is so last decade.
    They care BA if he ever shows up because he can be manipulated into cutting a big check so easily.

    1. He was fidgeting with his pen.

      From a body language website: “most men only fidget when they are bored. If a man is fidgeting quite a bit during a conversation, they are likely bored with the topic and may not be giving their full attention.”

      Of course, my working assumption here that it / them is a man might be off.

  15. This is something we can all reflect on.
    I think we should knock the flag down another notch.

    1. Even then they’ll complain. Once they get their cash, they’ll claim that there’s an epidemic of wrists hurting due to repetitive strain injury. They contracted it from counting all that white man’s money they received as “compensation”.

    1. The Liberal Pearson rag is currently flying closer to where it deserves to be.
      Raise the Red Ensign in its place.

  19. For him, this is a nothing burger. Running away from blunders, perhaps? Squandering money. Maybe all a smokescreen, wanting his next fix and flying around anywhere– just to get away from scrutiny? Seems about right. He’s bored out of his mind.

    1. Today would’ve been Papa P.E.T.’s 102nd birthday.
      Someone might’ve reminded him of that. Run Justin, run.

    1. It is a tale. Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. *

      * some male, pale and stale poet

  23. L – Let me correct that for you.
    “Justin is a bad actor!” Get him off the stage asap. India needs a part-time yoga instructor…

  25. I just hope the folks in Toronto love filling their Civics at $2.50 a liter by next summer and paying $1200 a month to heat their homes.
    Time to bring back coal!

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