“Tennessee” Man

9 Replies to ““Tennessee” Man”

1. Hey, if it says “Tennessee” on his license plates, what more do you need?

   1. Yes, his name is “Mohamed Mohamed”, but everybody just calls him “Jed”.

2. I had already crossed Tennessee off my list of potential refugee-from-CA destinations. Back when some lesbian mental patient who pretended to be a boy slaughtered innocent 9yo girls who just woke up and went to school that morning.

   1. We’re going to Missouri if we ever get that greencard. Missouri does have it’s blue zones but what convinced me is a gunman came into a hospital in the area we intend to settle, tried to start shooting the place up, got shot by one of the doctors instead, who then proceeded to operate on him to save his life. Some of the counties even have no building regulations or permits or inspectors. I also know a couple who fled from California with their 14 year old daughter when the school announced she needed to transition and the local Missouri social workers refused to cooperate with the social workers in California taking the girl away from her parents so she could get her puberty blockers and top surgery. Red neck hillbillies. My kind of people.

      1. I’ve considered it … and was a massive fan of the show – Ozarks

         1. “I’ve considered it … and was a massive fan of the show – Ozarks”

            Same here. Incredible show…right up there with Breaking Bad.

      2. Hot as hell in summer (knock you down heat) with world class humidity. That said, there is some lovely country with rolling hills and intermittent hardwood forests in the north central part of the state. Just be as far away from St. Louis as possible.

3. Some problems can only be solved with the axe.

   1. Like I said when I posted this earlier: they need to surgically remove his genitals w/ a dull butter knife & shove ’em down his throat.