Thursday On Turtle Island

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Woke America:  No Kings Day.   Moderate Muslims in NYC.   Moderate imam in Michigan.

Carnival Carney’s Canada:  Michael Cooper’s office vandalized.   Another unmarked graves discovery?  No handouts?  Trump’s welcome protested.  Managing PM’s conflicts.

Stories You Won’t Find At Carney’s CBC:  Ruled by demons.  Solar power.  Grooming in Germany.

Your morning meme.    Another meme.        And at the Bee.

15 Replies to “Thursday On Turtle Island”

  1. English river first nations has announced that ground penetrating radar has found evidence of phlogiston, a magical substance that delivers billions of revenue without doing anything, in fact precisely because nothing is done. Chief big screen TV, reached for comment at his already in progress renaming ceremony to Chief Escalade would only say that their brothers in BC were experts in exploiting this resource, and would be assisting for a to be determined equity stake.

    1. Meanwhile PM Max Carnage hires a bunch of consultants to study phlogiston. First contracts total $1 billion.

      Democrats in the USA are demanding billions to determine if phlogiston can be found in the USA. Senator Adam Schitt declared, “We need phlogiston for national security.”

    2. Notice how they suggest every possible means of confirmation except actually digging.

      1. Wouldn’t the ground penetrating radar waves drive away the sacred spirits of the “deceased”?

  2. What idiot bureaucratic scheme causes -ve prices? At least the subsidy farmers behaved rationally. Of course, without the idiot bureaucratic scheme, there would be no subsidy farms.

  3. Yes, Senator Pate, Trump should forever be banned from setting foot in Canada. That will work out so well.

    1. It’s a preemptive move to prevent Trump from leading the US army when it invades Canuckistan.

  4. If it saves just one life…
    The several deaths in Spain at the hands of renewable energy are just an introduction.

  5. “The RCMP said that no suspects have been identified at this time and that the file has been closed.”

    Proving again how useless the RCMP is (or is the file closed because one of their dirty tricks squads was responsible).

    1. Job description: Tax collectors, Paper pushers and Thugs for government.
      Keeping the peace is not a requirement.

    2. I’m sure their files on restricted firearms ownership are quite well kept.

  6. re: Carney’s Conflicts – when will they all be published?

    Also, all politicians and their families should be forced to sell all stock interests they have and purchase retail Canada Savings Bonds, to insure that they have the proper conflict of interest.

  8. The Bee says:
    “Canada Continues Time-Honored Tradition Of Being Worse Than The USA At Everything”
    I can think of a few areas where Canada is superior to the US. Canadians are nonpareil whiners. Canadian smugness easily “trumps” American pride. Our passive aggression is world class.

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