Wednesday On Turtle Island

China Virus News:  Pfizer/Moderna conduct trials on possible harmful effects.

Trudeau’s Canada:  Rex Murphy applauds western premiers.  Trudeau pledges cash for third world countries.  Too many white girls in Girl Guides.  Indians want B.C. returned to them.  Everyone is going to die, because Doug Ford was unmasked in parliament.  Maybe the Star can write something now, about Justin barhopping in Indonesia unmasked.  Justin’s private security guards cost 43 million dollars.  The Liberal Party’s old submarines cost 3 billion in repairs.  Maybe they can give them to Ukraine.

Biden’s America:  And so it begins.  Some Republicans backtracking on investigations.  RINOS want cooperation with Democrats on choosing House Speaker.  Where was all the right wing violence during the election?  Why don’t these people ever go away?  The death of trust.  Your morning meme.

Pride News:  These people really are mentally ill.

Woke Britain:  Please don’t call Islamist terrorism Islamist.  Universities must teach that white people are evil.  I thought they already did that. They certainly do in Canada.

25 Replies to “Wednesday On Turtle Island”

  1. The Toronto Brown Star is the Babylon Bee without humor or entertainment value. On a good day. Their hero, the Coward of the Cottage, will mask upon his triumphant return and that’s what they’ll report.

    Yesterday, in an uppity neighborhood full of pencil necks, inside the Superstore, there were a lot of people wearing masks. Young, old, tall, skinny, fat and stupid.
    In Ottawa, the average person is afraid of their own shadow, and they want the Government to Do Something!
    Nobody in the Capital should die!
    Unless they want to!
    And then the Government should help them expedite that process ASAP!

    It’s snowing here today in Ottawa so the 20% of Government workers who actually frequent their workplace from time to time will probably stay home.

  2. I can see it now with the Girl Guides dropping the ‘Brownie’ to ‘Greenie’ being a Woke organization that now has taken a food group to mean a skin colour…

    1. They say they have a short list of two options for the new name. The Rainbows maybe? How about an unpronounceable Native Indian name like Gwtaxchen^hi-ya-hi-ya-hi-qwer^x ?
      Next will be the “Girl” Guides because that’s totally sexist and binary.
      And don’t even get me started about the Beavers.

    1. Q: Why didn’t the FBI stop the breach before it happened after being tipped off?
      A: to achieve a ready-made “insurrection” to frame Trump and “extremist” groups for political effect.

      Were there FBI agents inside the capital inciting on the crowd? Clay Higgins can’t get a straight answer out of Chris Wray (1:16 min)
      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wv5lCmDExe4

      P.S. Her name is Ashli Babbitt

      1. Its interesting that the guy who shot and killed Babbitt received absolutely no reprecusions , ziltch, nada.
        Gave a brief statement and back on the job.
        Being a protected class within the Pretorian Guard has its perks.

        1. And when all citizens have been disarmed, the Pretorian Guard will still have their guns. This was an object lesson in the use of power by the ruling class.

  3. With respect to the posting about these people are mentally ill – my “brother from another mother” is gay. His take is that trans-genders are doomed to NO SEX at all. Gays want to have sex with men, lesbians want to have sex with women. And he speaks with some authority as his cousin transitioned about 10 years ago from male to female (all under his own money, no help from the government at all). His cousin STILL lives with his wife because he cannot get a second date with guys. It could be because he is over 6′-0″ tall but when he admits the truth to his dates, they do not call back. And yes, “she” wants the men to be men and call for a second date. But his wife of almost 40 years still loves him, so there is that I guess.

    1. Big Momma: I was actually saddened by your tale and felt bad for trans people who will never have sex. Then I realized that if you substitute “married” for “trans” you might in some cases say the same thing.

  4. Jill Zelmanovits is obviously not well.
    Must be suffering from psychotic episode.

    Question how is Brownies inclusive or not inclusive?
    It’s a bloody name.
    The ideologues are suffering from having their heads up their asses, however unlikely that may be.
    They are obviously contortion artistes.

  5. Only a Lieberal run government would buy submarines from a scrapyard. Out of the four, I believe, only two are still (barely) operational.

    1. I dont think any of them are fit for service beneath the waves.
      Doing so is a one way ticket to Davey Jone’s locker.

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