51 Replies to “Cowboy Justin”

    1. Yeah, they draw the line at believing men can be women, and that 10 year olds can consent to sex.

  2. Last I heard, Global employees were fighting over who among them could give Dear Leader the best blowjob.

    1. You mean the Conservatives have relinquished their, ahem, grip on power?

      1. Good one!

        The modern GOP or CPC is far to the left of Kennedy or PET, respectively.

      2. Global in Alberta are all in for Wretched Knothead and her Dipper Horde. Not sure how the CPC or even the UCP fit into that even if what you are saying is correct.

  3. Is this –

    Inch by inch. Step by step. It could be the lyrics to a country and western song featured at the Calgary Stampede, but in reality it was the progress Prime Minister Justin Trudeau was making Sunday as he attended a pancake breakfast in Calgary.

    – really any different from this?

    Under the outstanding and seasoned leadership of the President who relied on the masses with a firm belief in their strength, particularly in times of difficulty, the Korean people worked the miracles unprecedented in the national history.

    The difference might just be that the Korean author doesn’t actually believe what they wrote.

  4. Surrounded by his supporters…..a phalanx of security guards and media sycophants?
    Does Justin (Chancey Gardener) even believe any of this crap?

    1. That’s a bit of a first timer rhetorical quesion there. Of course not, nor does anyone else, including Dear Leader or the press. They are filling the air waves with this spin and it allows no room for any other. Therefore, it is successful in propelling Dear leader forward towards better polls.

    1. I’d suggest that the breakfast organizers went way out of their way to make sure they had a crowd that knew their job. Trudeau might find some people similar to the Sudbury foghorn if he dared to go downtown.

      1. Meh. I’m sure they do the same wherever they go.
        The whole idea that SK and AB are more conservative than TROC is as asinine as the QC Pure Laine BS.
        It has never been east vs west, it has always been urban vs rural.

        Still, I wish them all luck on separating, but I doubt it’ll happen anytime soon.

        1. That opportunity was missed 38 years ago. There will be no second chance. Too much battered spouse syndrome here.

      2. They certainly didn’t communicate to the rest of Calgarians their intentions; the PM landed in secrecy, was conveyed to a very organized event for supporters only, and left before any of us knew he was even in town.
        Our family’s response: politicians can do what they want; we’re headed out for what has become a tradition of joining together one day at Stampede to run the grandbrats through the agriculture section (I was known – back in the day – for taking our offsprings around the barn and asking owners of cattle if we were looking at hamburgers or ice cream; give them credit, the owners understood what I was trying to teach the offsprings and responded well. We’re still omnivores.) We’ve missed a couple of years, so will be interesting to see the kids reactions.

    1. None of his imitations of black folk were there. Sad, how everybody always sells him short like that.

  7. Some bikes with straight pipes will set off car alarms with a couple of good cracks on the throttle.
    Or you could just boot the bumper to set off some honking car alarms.
    Or push the panic button, by mistake.

    “Give me one honk Vasily. One honk only, please.”

    1. I believe that sort of behavior requires one testicle per thousand peoplekind, and is therefore toxic masculinity.

  9. ” … where Trudeau was surrounded by his supporters.”

    It’s probably true. Nenshitown, and all that.

  10. time to celebrate “strength of community”??? Hint: “white” communities need not apply. We all know what “community” means … eh my Canadian comrades?

      2. You do need to be reminded that Mr. Kenney lost his job over lockdowns while in onscariowe dug the thug was overwhelmingly re elected for the same. So yes there still is a difference between Alberta and the rest of canuckistan.

  14. Y.M.C.A. We want you, we want you, we want you…..to go jump off a bridge, PM Ponce!

  17. I’ve fixed his speech to reflect his true intentions:

    “This is a moment to gather amongst you, my loyal serfdom, and celebrate the joy of knowing that most of you can barely afford to be here.” said Trudeau, who was attending a gourmet breakfast, consisting of foods that 75% of Canadians won’t be able to enjoy by January 2023.

    “It’s been a tough couple of years for me and other elites. We’ve had to doubledown on managing our hard stolen endowments, trust funds and rebuilding the losts suffered through strategic insider trading.

    Apparently it was pretty bad for Canadians or something. I really don’t know.” he trailed off.

    1. The sad corollary to that speech is that it only takes some bacon and eggs too seem like a beneficent benefactor.
      I like caviar, and I’m dirt poor.
      I have a right to buy the stuff at market prices, uninterfered with by the effin state.
      “Don’t blame me, I voted for Kodos!”
      Idiots everywhere, but, back in the day, they were ignored, but, as well over half the population has an IQ lower than 110, well, here we are.
      Imagine, preferring being ruled by idiots than being able to rule yourself, because the idiots are also cowards.

  18. To bad we don’t have that Provincial Police force that we have been prommised!
    They could have delivered some burley folks wearing yellow vests and riding ponies and had some real fun.
    Alas…..

  19. Global are Bong cheerleaders.

    I listen to talk radio from across the country (streaming) as I like to hear what Canadian’s are saying.
    Much of what constitutes talk radio is Global/Chorus. There is absolutely no deviation from the message no matter where the market is. All the talk show hosts parrot the same theme. Not a thinker among them.

    Calgary probably had the last independent voice (Danielle Smith) who strayed out of the box occasionally but she was quickly dealt with. She could probably make a case based on constructive dismissal against 770 CHQR but why bother.

    Terrestrial radio talk show hosts in Canada are all clones of each other. You wont find any diversity of opinion from “coast to coast to coast,” as they all like to point out.

    1. The fact that chorus would offer Smith a job and that she’d take it is enough to confirm to me she’s who I think she is.

  20. Oh look, the boy is wearing a cowboy hat. He IS an Albertan, see.

    Until he removes his hat that he flings in the corner of the hotel room with a curse of “Stupid hat”.

    1. I have this image of him dressed like a cowboy, running around with a hobby horse between his legs, and firing off a cap gun. Either that or looking like he’s auditioning for the Village People.

  22. The psychopathic Globalist tyrant was in Calgary for a total of 6 hours.
    6 hours for Basic Dick Turdhole to play dress up, perform the Klaus Schwab shuffle, give a few Seig Hiels and pose for a photo shoot all while campaigning on the taxpayers dime.

    After the taxpayer funded campaign performance is over ( 6 hours ) its back on the Government jet and back to Montreal, taxpayer funded bar is open, Government Media fawn and fluff and blow , mission accomplished.

    A 6 hour PR campaign. Yee-Haw !

    Thats how things roll in the lawless rogue PMO of the Post Human Rights Post Nation State

    Also I’d like to apologize to Haiti for my earlier and inaccurate comparison regarding political corruption between the two french speaking colonies of Canada and Haiti… I apologize Haiti, you are in no way as corrupt as Canadas political class, thats my bad.

    One day I hope that Canadians will get to enjoy the same rights and freedoms and good governance that the people of Haiti take for granted.

  23. That’s Calgary.

    If he was crushed with admirers, I am the queen of Spain.

  24. It is our tradition..
    Next time the Pipsqueak plays the part of a Cattle Rustler,maybe we can extend the play.
    Very fitting for these times.
    Hang first,question later.
    I was amusing myself with the Sudbury photo op,count the “protectors” every one armed to the teeth,with “Assaulty Style Weapons” and eying all the “Loyal Liberals” around them with deep suspicion.
    Take away the guard and the Idiot has very few for its audience..
    Better get some more Presstitutes onto the public payroll,they can double as the fawning crowd,while telling us all about the greatness and goodness of their product.

    Oh wait,that was the old playbook,they already are doing so.

  25. All together now:

    “I see by your outfit that you are a cowboy,
    you see by my outfit that I’m a cowboy too.
    We see by our outfits that we are both cowboys!
    Why not get an outfit and be a cowboy too?”

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