52 Replies to “Help Wanted”

  1. ‘To Protect And Serve The Corrupt Prime Minister.’

    “Women and children first, we’ll trample the men later.”

    1. why would it matter, they already cleared the other toronto unit for the assassination of the Gunsmith in his workshop

    2. Is there an official list of physical injuries necessary to permit an investigation. Is there a delineating line. I do notice that the use of “Hurty Words and Phrases” can almost, without exception, trigger investigations.

  2. Hm. Strange. The old Gestapo never had problems hiring. Maybe the Queen’s Gestapo needs to equip its goons with leather trenchcoats, fedoras, and P09s.

    1. Or vaguely third reich uniforms with Makarovs.

      Comrade Mielke knew how to run a secret police agency.

  3. Yet the propaganda to “save ” the Force in Alberta is projected on every Flames game.
    We’ll “save” 500 million of our own money.

  4. what did they expect when you decide:

    “white males need not apply”
    “you must be fluently bilingual in french and english”
    “minority candidates get priority”

    combined with many minority groups who do not trust the police, and want nothing to do with them, as they remember how corrupt their police are within their former home countries

    1. Who in their right mind would want to join the RCMP (or the military, for that matter) these days when it’s become nothing but a social engineering laboratory?

  5. This is what happens when your police agency gets seen in the same light as the Polish ZOMO.

    I doubt being known as a ZOMO officer would have made you many friends in 1980s Poland…

  6. When your boss is Brenda the “Political Hire” and your job is to ignore all of the corruption in the Liberal government while jailing priests and truckers for exercising the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, is it any wonder that no one wants that job? I wonder when the RCMP are going to investigate the Liberal party for their membership in the World Economic Forum? Working against Canada for a foreign entity is Treason.

  7. This is nothing. Wait till Chrystia proposes sending Canadian boys to Ukraine to kill Moskals.

    And she will, rest assured.

    1. No she won’t.

      Teddy bears and blankies…delivered by an LGBTQ squadron maybe…but certainly no fighting.

  8. Isn’t the reason as clear as daylight?
    There is a prospect that as a member of the RCMP one would be assigned security detail for PM Leisure Suit Larry or members of his family.
    That likely ended the deal right then and there.
    Especially if the candidate was a female.

  9. Think about it. Likely the best half of applicants are bailing out. They were already among the most disrespectful and laziest cops known to man. Think about what we are going to be stuck with.

  10. Their traditional recruits would have been white men, white men have got the message that they’re not welcome. I remember reading a few years ago that in an attempt to get more “diversity” they were prepared to take foreigners with criminal records over native born white men without criminal records. Now I guess foreign criminals aren’t even interested.

  11. A country that the people have allowed to go in the toilet. Yes, the people, the voters are responsible for their own loss of freedom. I am sick and tired of trying to converse with stupid Canadians. I don’t know how I have managed to put up with the bullshit this long. Go ahead a holes throw the insults, your insults and you are meaningless. Dumb people deserve everything they get, sadly those who think and understand what is happening are damaged as well.

    1. ” … the voters are responsible for their own loss of freedom …”

      Yup. And only a small percentage of them realize it.

    2. Canadians want it this way.

      What they truly want is personal license, not freedom, and someone to pay for it all.

      If a corrupt police commissioner serves the snowboard instructor in Ottawa and beats people – oh, well.

  12. Just shut the entire disfunctional mess down. Provinces need to hire and train their own police forces, and we need elected sheriffs because they can be UNELECTED if they don’t serve the people as the people want to be served.

    1. I agree. The RCMP should be relegated to policing the reservations and putting on the Musical Ride every July 1st.

  13. This is another Canadian thing that has tanked or at least sped up its decline under the coke-addled eye of Juthtin of Harrington Lake.
    The sooner this con federation bites the dust, the better. And it needs to be the Coward of the Cottage’s legacy.

  14. Given the situation in the Ukraine, surely there should be some Cossacks looking for a new start. They have a tradition of trampling peaceful demonstrators under their horses’ hooves in front of the ruler’s winter palace. They’ll be a perfect fit.

  15. So no one wants to join the LIberal/NDP dictatorship gestapo ?

    Canadians don’t like wearing jackboots and trampling civilians rights and freedoms ? Weird.

    Maybe the corrupt RCMP Liberal Party Gestapo should start hiring recruits from Haiti or Rawanda, ” those people ” would be better suited to meeting the hiring requirements of the Liberal Party Police.

    Peeair Turdhole destroyed the RCMP as an English speaking institution, just like Parliament and every other Government department or agency that was forced to be french speaking.

    Make no mistake Peeair Turdholes imposition of french as an “official language” is the main ingredient in the demise of the historically English speaking institution known as the RCMP… all corruption in the ranks of the RCMP stem from the imposition of french.

    The imposition of french on a historically English speaking institution turned the RCMP into a political tool of the LIberal Party.

  16. Training includes running the mounted police through old age homes.
    And of course clubbing 80 year old men.

    Gravel Road Cops.

  17. I’m wondering if they will add a new feature to the Musical Ride.
    They can call it the Trample Grandma Shuffle.
    Should be a hit (no pun intended)

  18. You mean that .01% they have been pandering to with all the diversity and Groomer flag parades aren’t joining up? Come on, you can play cops and robbers! With baby oil!

  19. Lets do our part. If Alberta, Sask, Manitoba announced that the pink guardspersons are being kicked out and the creation of a prairie patrol to take over would free up personpower for the liberal heartland. The Prairie Patrol would even have a training facility centrally located. After the sabotage of excavators and the baiting of protestors at Coutts the credibility of the serge clowns is at an all time low.

  20. hmmm.
    mebbe the nuuuu wuns fraid o’ gittin SHOT.
    imho THAT is A very good thing.

  21. On the international front the rcmp garners little respect.

    At home they do not police one major city. Local police forces despise them.

    They are a force of poorly trained lazy municipal cops who stumble through their careers doing the federal government’s bidding.

    It’s little wonder they are unable to fill a troop at depot.

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