This Is CNN

………Aaaaaand there’s more.

According to two sources, Toobin was seen masturbating in what was supposed to be a 10-minute “strategy session” along party lines, but that it “seemed like Toobin was on a second video call.”

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    1. Kenji@3:51…..Jeffrey still doesn’t realize that he is waaay to old to appeal to the pedos in Hollyweird!

  1. SMH.
    Seriously – unless you have very profound mental health issues…who the hell does this?

    1. The media, and establishment elites in general, are so corrupt, they think they can get away with anything. And Tobin could still get away with this.

    2. People who spend ALL their time online … or on Twitter … or in a CNN bubble … lose all sense of reality. They believe their fantasy world and personal fantasies are REAL. They’re not. And dikk pics are so 2015

    1. A steak is some serious meat. Toobin? Not so much. But if he can salt it and slap it down on the grill and listen to it sizzle without screaming… I’ll respect him.

  2. A lot of people are eager to see the woman who could inspire this frantic moment of toobin’ it.

    1. ***Zero Hedge has updated headline to include masturbation.***
      He’s 60
      Clearly someone needs to lay off the supplemental testosterone.

      One of the great joys of the autumn years is not having to deal with unwanted elections.

  3. L-CNN stock prices … and tomorrows headline “Hunter Biden appointed to CNN news staff”.

  4. The PUREST and mostly uninspired “in your face” Hallmark of Left….
    Look at me Perversion

    This one showing Off his little “tool” to the planet…LMAO..!

    1. Yup. Accepting the gay-sex-in-public-and-in-your-face parade isn’t enough. You have to watch. Or join in. Or you’re a hater.

  5. Toobin claims he thought the camera was off. Plausible I guess, but still disgusting.

    This is why I don’t have cameras on any of my computers.

    1. This fool has been metaphorically swinging his dick for for Democrats the last four years.
      How people of such poor judgment get to such responsible positions continues to amaze me.
      Why would anyone rely on anything these missing their makeup clowns spew at us?
      Fool me once, Russia, shame on me, fools me twice, Russia, Russia, shame on you.
      I find it hard to believe how Biden can legitimately win with zero energy or policies, while Trump attracts tens of thousands.
      Remember I said legitimately win.

      1. Maybe that’s why ol’ Biden can take 4 days off the campaign trail, he knows already,,, the boxes are stuffed.

  6. He went to the Charlie Rose school of journalism. 😉

    Journalists and Hollywood A quick google search for those people we should all be listening to.

    Charlie Rose, Jeffrey Toobin, Matt Lauer, Anthony Scaramucci, Dustin Hoffman, Harvey Weinstein, Kevin Spacey, Bryan Singer, Mark Halprin, Michael Oreskes, Glenn Thrush, John Lassiter, Garison Keillor, Roger Ailes, Bill O’Reilly, Roy Price……

  7. FOX News 8s now just reporting that the highly-regarded Tobin was masterbating on Zoom in fron of various men and women journalists. CNN has announced that the learned fellow is taking time off from the August network given personal reissues.

  8. I had heard that his unit had the name of “microsoft”. Supposedly an accurate two word description. Best wishes to don le mon.

  9. I am confused: is this a normal activity of males during working hours, or is it only males of the “lefty” persuasion who have these sudden and uncontrollable urges?

    1. Lefties are behind the times. I suspect he wanted to get into the “pound me too” movement. Thinking it was a casting call.

      Misreading the intent of #MeToo

  10. Charge the creep with ‘insufficient ‘exposure. Typical liberal, completely insane like those, that abuse girls at a kokanee concert, and whatever else, at an upscale vancouver school.

  11. The guy who named h-i-m-s-e-l-f Carlos Danger was the funniest especially when one considers what his surname is.

    This guy, Tobin is a has-been!
    Now he has to move away, get plastic surgery, dye his hair, change his name and get a new profession. Yet, yet, …. someone might still recognize his ah, err, voice!

    Haha!

  12. I refuse to have a smart phone or do zoom stuff. When I’ve had to zoom it, I’ve just phoned the access number on my non-smart phone and contributed with only my voice and mind…

    I really hope my colleagues don’t think this is why…!!!

  13. Is Amazon carrying Toobin’s Tube Lube yet? It would need a catchy little song like we used to get on 60s tv ads. Perhaps Elmer Fudd singing:

    Lubin’ with your Toobins
    With your laptop by your side
    Lubin’ with your Toobins
    When your wife has gone outside

  14. H/T to Instapundit, a few limericks for your amusement…..if yer offended, too bad, so sad, but context is important to This member, er, contributor’s posting……

    Toobin and Louis CK
    Played pocket pool all the long day
    When his neighbor they seen her
    And they pulled out their wiener
    Now both of them wished they were gay.

    CNN had a lame legal hack,
    Who chose an odd time to jack,
    Whipped out and seen by all,
    Who said “my that’s awfully small”
    Now both dicks won’t likely be back.

    Toobin was working on Zoom,
    And he booked a nice sex cam room,
    He was spanking his monkey
    And the cameras got funky
    And now his job just went boom.

    A horny old journo named Toobin
    Was giving his willie some lubin’
    While beating his meat
    His joy was complete
    Until he recalled he was Zoomin’

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