July 11, 2008

A New Celestial Body Is Discovered

They are called African American holes, where not even meaningless comments can escape their gravity.

Posted by The Greek at July 11, 2008 6:20 PM

The "black hole" seems to be an appropriate description of the void found between his ears.

Posted by: Yogi at July 11, 2008 6:36 PM's not THE dumbest thing I've ever heard, but it's right up there!

Posted by: Peter at July 11, 2008 6:39 PM

Is f**kwit a racist term?

Because the a***hole is certainly a f**kwit.

Clearly, we should completely bn the words "black, brown, red, yellow, white" and any of those other words hat inaccurately describe the colour of people's skin.

We could replace them with descriptors such as:

"member of socially-debased, family-disordered, crime-oriented" sub-group


"self-alienated, education-deficient, welfare dependent" sub-group

Posted by: jlc at July 11, 2008 6:43 PM

Clearly, we should completely ban the words "black, brown, red, yellow, white" and any of those other words that inaccurately describe the colour of people's skin.

Posted by: jlc at July 11, 2008 6:44 PM

Angel food cake vs devils food cake.

I have an idea; Lets NOT file tax returns and see if the level of our gubmint discourse can go any lower.

Posted by: richfisher at July 11, 2008 6:52 PM

"I have an idea; Lets NOT file tax returns and see if the level of our gubmint discourse can go any lower."


Posted by: Fred at July 11, 2008 7:35 PM

Is the term "thin skinned" racist? Just askin' yo know.didn't the term "black hole" get coined lone before the term "black" had racial overtones.

Posted by: Texas Canuck at July 11, 2008 7:50 PM

mustard should be banned, obviously it's anti muzz&idiot. And what about Madagascarian words?

Posted by: reg dunlop at July 11, 2008 7:56 PM

Is 'Ass Hole' a homophobic term?

Posted by: Alistair Macfarlane at July 11, 2008 8:04 PM

Every year politicians become dimmer then two dead fire bugs in a coal shack. No matter what the color, every new batch gets a bad case of stupid with fewer exceptions each time. I don’t know maybe its because I have become older. This guy takes it to new levels though. Even his black colleges where about out of patience with the race pimping comment. If loons like this are so sensitive, how did they survive there political battles against opponents who really have dirt?

Posted by: Revnant Dream at July 11, 2008 8:06 PM

Proving yet again that when a leftard is out of ideas .... the first thing out of their mouth is ...Racist...bigot ... or somekinda-phobic.

Funny how often that happens.

Posted by: OMMAG at July 11, 2008 8:10 PM


Is the term "Black Hole" racist?

Poll Results:

Yes - 2.35%
No - 97.65%

Posted by: KS at July 11, 2008 8:13 PM

They had an African American hole in Calcutta? Who knew?

Posted by: shaken at July 11, 2008 8:37 PM

So, I sit down to play checkers with this moron and I lose using the black chips, which of course could only be construed as my way of undermining his race, what happens next?

Giving these people an inch has proved toxic to our way of life as a democracy. It's really time that we non-guilty and innocent whites start to striking back with mockery and a lot less tolerance and politeness.

Posted by: penny at July 11, 2008 8:37 PM

From a post at the corner.....

Whitewashing The Blackout [Jonah Goldberg]

From a reader:

Mr. Goldberg:

I think you are whitewashing the problem of racial insults imbedded in our common speech. Take “whitewash” for example—it implies deceitful concealment of wrongdoing. That is a negative and disrespectful slur on white people. Or how about “lily white”—it implies exclusive and disdainful racial whiteness, but there is no such hurtful comparable term for other races. Why is the reference to insane asylum workers, “men in white coats”, hung on white people? The factual correctness of a reference is no defense for other terms perceived as racial, so just because insane asylum workers really do wear white coats doesn’t make any difference. Or how about that familiar phrase, “white trash”—there is no “black trash” or “brown trash” or “yellow (or red) trash”. Why is “trash” consigned only to white people. Or “white elephant”, meaning a phony deal or proposition—-why does the white race get this association? A “white lie” is a small lie, but a lie nevertheless. No other race gets a lie named after them.

There are many other such “white” putdowns, but nobody cares. As I said, it’s just a whitewash to overlook these unfair references.

Posted by: Fritz at July 11, 2008 9:13 PM

I wonder how that festering corpse Jesse Helms would handle this? Too tapioca to distract him from the delights being offered up in whatever circle of hell he's confined to I wager.

The crazies nowadays are just amateurs in comparison.

Posted by: MofoAthiest at July 11, 2008 9:23 PM


What is this atheist "hell" that you refer to?

Won't he just be in oblivion like the rest of us when we go?

So, I guess he did OK, didn't he?

Posted by: jlc at July 11, 2008 9:35 PM

Well, there goes the black plague, now pc bubonic. Would the jerk like the term erased out of text books? They must stay awake at night thinking these things up.

Posted by: gellen at July 11, 2008 10:25 PM

MofoAthiest - Hey, idiot, Jesse Helms wasn't half the racist this idiot is. Racism works both ways. Or, perhaps you aren't getting that.

Posted by: penny at July 12, 2008 12:09 AM

Apparently I'm not allowed to post anymore, so I'll leave you to it. Have fun.

Posted by: Mofo at July 12, 2008 12:33 AM

Does this mean that I can't say I am going to brown bag it anymore? Does this mean I can't order my coffee black anymore? If I put cream in my coffee and turn it white, does this mean I am a racist. Maybe we can have a cup where it is divided down the half black and one half white. What about a yellow line on the never see a black that not racist? We should not over-react to these rantings as it is an indicator that we are truly smart and will always remain on the top of the food chain.

Posted by: Mike L. at July 12, 2008 8:44 AM

Black-top, asphalt, and black-as-night are racist. I condemn them all. And oil, oil is racist, and dirt, dirt, too. The whole world is racist. Whitewashing and electric lights won't cover up the hate. Reparations for all my colorful friends, now!

I guess I'll have to eat my watermelon and fried chicken in secret for a while, as it ain't cool to be a typical white person in some circles these days. I wish November would hurry up and get here. The irrational exuberance of the race-based power stuctures in America is getting sickening. NObama, NoHow, NoWay!

Posted by: twolaneflash at July 12, 2008 2:19 PM

"Clearly, we should completely ban the words "black, brown, red, yellow, white" and any of those other words that inaccurately describe the colour of people's skin."

ROFL! Great line, that.

I confess to not knowing much about US municipal politics. My question: is this lunatic appointed, or elected to his position? If he's appointed, then it's time for a re-appointment. If he's elected, then the 2.34% of the Dallas population should turn off "Survivor" or The View & read a few astronomy or science mags.

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Posted by: mhb at July 12, 2008 4:15 PM

And how about all those racist funerals where people dress in black, linking that colour with death? I'm sure bright red stripes will be soon be mandatory.

Posted by: morgan swift at July 12, 2008 6:05 PM

the guy is certainly a hole. black doesnt come to mind.

Posted by: cal2 at July 12, 2008 11:59 PM

how do you spell stupid?

Posted by: old white guy at July 13, 2008 12:06 PM