Next Stop, Edmonton

15 Replies to “Next Stop, Edmonton”

1. A Somali you say? Actually you didn’t need to say it … as the tiny DNA pool evident … makes it obvious.

   1. Careful there, don’t mention the head shape.

      1. You’re right … Djibouti heads are similarly shaped.

2. L – “Next stop Eid-monton” , there I fixed that headline for you.

   1. Perfect! So true.

3. I can’t wait for the Somali vs Hindu vs Shiite vs Shia vs Sunni vs most of the rest of the central African tribes vs Punjabi vs South American vs everybody else battle to start in The People’s Republic of the Caliphate of Deadmonton…. it’s going to be EPIC. At least old stock Canadians are the only ones who are unarmed, so there’s that.

4. I’ve been watching this Mayoral race closer than the NYC one. This one has the potential to be more entertaining in the long run. Minneapolis has “ranked choice” electing. That means candidates can ally with other candidates to beat out competitors. Fateh has allied with two other candidates and has the potential to win the election over the only other relevant competitor, Frey.

   This guy’s policy proposals are hilarious. For example, he wants to create a “Vacancy Tax.” That would be a tax on all commercial property owners in Minneapolis who had their stores and livelihoods destroyed by the rioting, looting, and crime that the current Minneapolis council, not only, ignores, but encourages. A lot of business owners left the city and opened up locations in the suburbs (or just didn’t re-open at all). In addition to the , already, applied property tax, he is creating a brand new tax for non-used commercial property.

   Then, he’s been meeting regularly with the Minnesota Revenue Dept. His goal is to apply a new tax on all Minnesota residents with a assets above a certain threshold to be applied only to Minneapolis infrastructure. Ignoring the obvious legal problems with this plan, one has to laugh at the fact that the Minnesota Revenue Dept. hasn’t just said, “Hey, you can’t do that. It’s illegal.” Then again, Tim Walz is governor of that state. He’s, actually, trying to apply gun bans by making certain weapons and ammo illegal in individual municipalities. Also, highly illegal.

   I’m telling you. Minnesota is going to be more entertaining than NY.

5. Minneapolis needs a shit-ton of Blackhawk helicopters full of Army Rangers to swoop in.

   1. I’d much prefer a truckload of swine overturn downtown when the streets are clogged full of the ass up, face Mecca crowds.

6. I assume that the twin cities is ceremoniously twinned with Bradford or Birmingham or Newham or London or……

7. Chicago’s <6% approval Mayor Johnson is a homegrown socialist but no where near as popular as Uganda's Mamdani or Somalia's Fateh.

8. And the Slowmalis are the dumbest people on the face of the planet, too. Their average IQ is surpassed by that of a houseplant. But man are they good at scamming everyone in sight.

9. If you’ve been to Minneapolis recently, you know that Somali isn’t a foreign language there anymore.

10. Look at me: This is Somalia now.

11. Look at me: This is Somalia now.