47 Replies to “Jussie Smollett Narrative Watch”

    1. Yep, Subway should create a new sandwich for this race-baiting LIAR. One thin slice of ham, no fixings, on bread as old and stale as his FAKEd HATE crime.

      1. Heh. You guys are awful!
        My guess is the dude went out for a sammich, slipped on the ice and got banged up. Not much sympathy and little PR value in that. Beaten and lynched by racist thugs makes for a better story and some fine news coverage, so let’s go with that instead.

  2. Omg! That was hilarious.

    Whenever one of these lefty types are “attacked” every serious person knows it’s a complete fabrication…which makes watching CNN, CBC et al tie their panties in another bunch all the more hilarious.

    Maybe Jimmy Kimmel needs to start reading “The Boy Who Cried Wolf” to his audience every night. (With lots of tears of course)

    Here’s hoping they never stop trying.

  3. But but but….. the Chicago Police said Smollett was a victim and they were going to treat him like a victim.

    “https://www.washingtonpost.com/arts-entertainment/2019/01/31/this-was-racial-homophobic-hate-crime-jussie-smolletts-family-speaks-out-after-alleged-assault/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.98f8979158e7″

    “He’s a victim right now, and we’ll treat him like a victim,” Chicago police superintendent Eddie Johnson”

  4. Imagine the courageous man as he clutched his sandwich with both hands and whirled like a dervish fending off his attackers with sweet round house kicks.

    2. And don’t forget the cell phone too! If he isn’t a shoo-in for the next Jackie Chan movie I’ll eat my . . . Foot long with extra cheese and Sub sauce.

      1. Maybe he was covered is sub sauce, as in “What’s long and hard and filled with seamen.”
        Joke older than me. Was that homophobic? Should I “bleach” the comment?

  6. No doubt he defended himself by saying “sandwich, that’s not a sandwich, this is a sandwich”

  7. BBC circles the wagons from 8 hours ago:

    “I was bruised but my ribs were not cracked; they were not broken,” he said referring to some notes he’d brought on stage.
    “I went to the doctor immediately. I was not hospitalised.
    “Both my doctors in LA and Chicago cleared me to perform, but said to take care, obviously.
    “And above all, I fought them back,” he said to cheers.
    Then he paused and said: “I’m the gay Tupac.”

    https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-47107639

    “I’m the gay Tupac, I’m the gay Tupac, I’m the gay Tupac” …

      1. *
        Not sure self-identifying as “Gay Tupac” is the most effective way
        to score points within “the community.”

        On the other hand, Ellen Page & Steven Colbert sure ate it up.

        *

  8. Chicago police are investigating the alleged assault against Smollett, who is black and openly gay, as a possible hate crime. According to police, Smollett was attacked about 2 a.m. Tuesday by “two unknown offenders” who yelled racial and homophobic slurs, poured an unknown “chemical substance” on Smollett and wrapped a rope around his neck.

    He’s talking to his agent on the phone, holding onto a sub, two men in black rush out of the bitter cold to pour a substance over him and wrap a rope around his neck screaming MAGA slogans and he doesn’t drop his sandwich.
    I don’t wonder the police and mayor are dead serious about this hate crime. As mayor Emanuel said, they don’t tolerate hate crime in Chicago so the guilty will be found and charged and Smollett will be a Hero. Personally my week will end well when the attackers are caught and identified as the only two Republican supporters in the city.

    1. He got attacked by two big bubbas, a rope put around his neck…punched…they poured bleach on him…. fought them both off…while on the phone with his manager…..picked up his sandwich..put himself back together…..and walked to where the next camera picked him up again

      ….in less than 1 minute……LOL

  9. The dog that didn’t bark.

    Kathy Griffin has yet to comment on this event, even though it’s the sort of thing she loves to twitter on. I’m guessing she got burned so much on the Covington affair that she decided to wait this one out until more details came to light. Good call.

    See? No one is beyond improvement.

  10. Lends a whole new meaning to going down to the sub to hang with my posse. I think he slipped, fell, and cracked open his BBG rib samich and had to scrape it up off of the sidewalk and was pissed about that.

  11. What about those two persons of interest caught on camera (one of whom could have been a woman)? Apparently they were walking in the general area of the alleged attack about 15 minutes before it allegedly occurred, and police asked them to come forward. Any new developments on that?

    1. police said they were walking in the wrong direction….on the wrong side of the street….and would have had less than 1 minute to do this

      The bruise on his face is exactly where it would be if he got clocked…..

      2am is gay cruising time….I say he hit on some straight guy….got clocked…then made up this story so no one finds out he was out cruising

  12. Bleach on a Subway sandwich is tastier than Italian and French dressing combined. And it doesn’t affect the color of your hair.

    1. I highly doubt chemistry classes were ever on this brave, brave, gayyyyyyy, almost-Black man’s* school transcripts.

      * Dude looks about as “black” as a self-bleached Michael Jackson. However, he does look as queer as a $3 bill.

  14. Remember those old Subway ads with jared who slimmed down eating subway subs? Let’s just hope they don’t use this….we follow jussie as he gets slimmer or more gay whilst eating at subway, and capable of fighting off ten men.

    1. … and then Jared was dropped when his pedophilic proclivities were revealed. I suspect Subway doesn’t want to repeat the mistake.

  15. I didn’t get around to watching CBC or the CNN yet this Sunday.
    I wonder if there is there any mention of this new development.

    1. They have likely figured out it’s a hoax and will no longer be following this story…..oh look!….a squirrell in a MAGA hat!!!

  16. He was talking on the phone at the time of the attack and didn’t lose his sandwich or cell phone.

    The attackers escaped on unicorns.

  18. What was that seinfeld episode where Elaine went to see her friend in the hospital. but had to first stop for a box a Jujyfruits ??

    I dunno, that reminded me of it.

  19. Maybe he was gamboling gayly, or just gambling. Remember Harry Reid’s black eye that was rumoured to be at the hands of his underworld associates, but which Harry remembered as a fall on his exercise bike?

  21. He’s just pissy because he went out for a footlong and came back with nothing to show but a lousy sandwich.

    4. He DID buy the 12” sandwich … not the “average” size sandwich. I guess he was REALLY “hungry”

  22. Jussie said he’s mugged in town
    His story sounded phony
    His sandwich never fell apart
    ’cause it’s all baloney

  23. I saw a screenshot of a tweet the other day that was from someone from a gay bar that said Jussie was there that night and was getting ‘frisky’ with the wrong fella and got slapped around a bit. I can’t remember where I saw it or I’d share it here. Of course that means nothing as far as proving anything but it makes WAY more sense than anything he’s said. He got beat up in a gay bar and was afraid of that story getting out so he comes up with this one. Remember, it was -14 F that night. That’s -25 C and sure as hell there was a wind. Who in their right mind would leave a “high end” apartment in that weather to get a SUB sandwich. Is the fridge completely empty? Does he not understand the concept of “Take Out”? So he gets beat up in the bar, leaves and walks to the apt and on the way picks up a bite to eat. Maybe try to sober up a bit. When he gets to the apt he avoids the security guard/ concierge and goes straight up to the room. Why would he do that? Cops arrive 45 minutes later which suggests he didn’t phone right away because the police response very likely wouldn’t take that long downtown Chicago. He came up with this TDS inspired MAGA story which plays in the bubble he lives in. There’ll be NO questions asked he thinks and who could blame him for thinking that the way the left control the narrative.

  24. Looks like my default”Yeah right” to any claim from our progressive comrades,still stands good.
    They lie,that is their first choice.
    Even when the truth would serve them better,they chose the lie.
    At the rate the media is going,they will not need President Trump tweeting ‘Fake News”.they seem to see it as their duty to prove him right.
    The only surprise will be when they accidently get the story right,or accidently tell the truth.
    Given how lazy the Presstitutes show themselves to be,I remain amazed by the energy they put into servicing the narrative.
    Truth would be so much easier to keep track of..”Look Squirrel”.

    1. “Looks like my default”Yeah right” to any claim from our progressive comrades,still stands good.
      They lie,that is their first choice.”
      Exactly.

      I may be wrong, but I smelled bs right from the beginning. Too many similar stories out there.

      Edward Teach above had it right.

  26. Favorite from the comments;
    He probably pulled out his Subway 12 inch and said “That’s not a sandwich. Now this is a sandwich…”

  28. Ive been predicting a day will come when men will beat each other unconscious for a sandwich.
    the assumption being *they actually take the fcukin sandwich*.

    its nice when ‘sign of the times’ includes an opportunity for humour.
    gotta go, have a nice week. I just refurbished a beautiful floor lamp for the 2nd time in 40+ years, with a unique very heavy real marble base. this time I observed proper polarity with the connexions.

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