No Shit, Sherlock

12 Replies to “No Shit, Sherlock”

1. My wariness of public toilets has now grown into a full phobia.

   Edit: Is it still a phobia if the fears are fully justified?

   1. ”… Is it still a phobia if the fears are fully justified? …”

      is fear of having a phobia a phobia itself ?

      all kidding aside I avoid public restrooms like the plague

      just pushing a cart at the food store makes me want to disinfect it with bleach…I have no idea what germs are on that cart, what the people before me did with their hands…did they pop pimple? pick their nose? scratch their itchy butt ? scratch a bleeding infected would ? are they people who just got off the plane and are from a nation where they have strange diseases like Ebola ?

2. I try not to enter public restrooms when I have an open cut …

3. So, to avoid spraying poop particles in the air in a public toilet, be sure to close the lid before you flush. Funny, I’ve never seen a lid on a public toilet. Seat, yes. Lid, no. Good luck with that. Maybe they’d be better off doing what the Japanese do: install bum washers and dryers on the toilets.

4. Bathroom Hygiene Myth | MythBusters
   https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pFww_EaLiY

5. If these germs were dangerous, we’d all be dead.

   1. Hepetitus may not kill you, but it can make you quite ill, as an example of some “germs” we should be wary of. I will add that I trust my fellow man to be hygenic less and less as time goes by.

6. Relax…just one more shite storm tempest in a teapot. Does anyone recall reading about pre sanitation days in Europe etc?! Now there was a problem, fetid streets and etc.
   Yeesh.

   1. Or San Francisco today.

7. I always knew the correct procedure was a thorough swipe of the hands on your jeans. Not good in a suit, though.

8. I just avoid pissing on my hands.

   1. Urine is sterile, so eh…