18 Replies to “Honey, I finished the Internet.”

  1. It was a Vigin space battalion that attacked an unarmed Shlepperschtuff colony on Zetablast Six. A day that that will last in infamy.
    Edit: LOL. Oops. TY.

  2. So…. they’re not reading Vogon poetry??
    World Chess Championships: polishing bishops is not just for home.

  3. Well, WINNING, err, NME666, err, Creepy Clown, err, Larry Dickman…you see it’s like this.
    She’s dead. Horrible accident. A rescue Schnauzer went crazy.

  4. The internet, Cats, CryptoCurrency. . .
    KABOOM!
    CryptoKitties

    A flood of demand in buying and selling digital cats brought the cryptocurrency Ethereum to a crawl last week after unexpected demand clogged up the network. The cats being sold, called CryptoKitties, ended up making up 25 percent of Ethereum’s demand and earned the host site 4.5 million page views about a week after the digital cats launched.
    CryptoKtties can be bought, sold and bred using ether, a form of cryptocurrency, and the system is based on unalterable digital transaction systems known as blockchain. While the game itself was meant to be a cheap form of entertainment and educate people about blockchain, the technology behind cryptocurrencies such as Bitcoin and Ethereum, the internet had a mind of its own.
    Since CryptoKitties’ launch, some kitties have sold for $100,000 and CryptoKitties users have exchanged at least $1 million on the site.
    Blockchain’s purpose is to facilitate simple, direct transactions between individuals without middlemen like companies getting in the middle, but rapid popularity spikes of products like CryptoKitties is testing the limits of blockchain products and the scalability of specific cryptocurrencies.

  5. OMG! I just read THAT story … about the woman’s dog that was seen munching on the ribs of her corpse. That was Kate? Wowwwww I am so so sorry for your loss. Oh, wait a minute … that was a pair of American PitBulls … who were noted to have been WON-derful, gentle, pets … until they went into their natural, primal, attack mode. Mini schnauzers might take a nip out of Kate’s finger … at the worst … so I assume you were just kidding. Ohhhh Lance … such a kidder.

  6. Maybe gone hunting. Hopefully she gets one of that herd of two hundred elk wandering along the North Saskatchewan south of Blaine Lake. The beggars just ripped up a hundred foot grain bag and destroyed all the grain. Besides, she probably needs a rest from us, and there was that grueling show circuit to recover from.
    Pretty disgusting Chess Championship logo. Is everything being depraved these days?

  7. Virgins? Magnus Carlsen is dating Liv Tyler. Chess masters live in a completely different world. Garry Kasparov can openly defy Vladimir Putin in public in Russia. Borders simply didnt exist for Bobby Fischer.

  8. So correct … I seem to recall stories of cat lady remains needing some, er, reconstruction … as the cats scattered the parts.

  9. Does anybody know where I can purchase cryptokitty litter?
    Have to do something about all of the cryptokittycrap.

  10. When I turned out to Chess Club in high school, I thought we’d be listening to Chicago blues records. Was I dissappointed! But it looks like things are finally going my way…

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