Honey, I finished the Internet

17 Replies to “Honey, I finished the Internet”

1. “Person with British Accent”
   I had to laugh at that.

2. Only ONE, count (1) African American in the commercial for less than 3 seconds – Someone at McDonalds needs to be arrested and jailed.
   No calls for the Human Rights Commission? Blacks across America should be entitled to millions of dollars via a Class Action lawsuit – WRONGED!!!!

3. Wonged?
   Schlonged !

4. Considering how this was presented and how viewers were supposed to be overwhelmingly awed by this supposed accomplishment, I expected to hear the opening from Richard Strauss’s Also Sprach Zarathustra playing in the background.

5. I assume the brief schwartze appearance was that of the Drive-thru McDonalds employee … not anyone on the Engineering Team ?
   That wouldn’t be realistic or possible considering the current state of inner-city UNIONIZED public schools

6. i’m not an engineer, but wouldn’t that straw stop working when the level of the shake in the glass goes below the end of the straw? Mmm, time for a little experiment of my own.

7. “wouldn’t that straw stop working when the level of the shake in the glass goes below the end of the straw?”
   No.

8. yes, but the bottom of the straw is the bottom of the cup, so it’s empty. Nothing but air

9. gobi asked about the end of the straw, not the bottom of the straw. A straw man argument?

10. The bottom of the straw (where it curves) has a hole in it, so no.

11. By the time the McFreezie falls below the level of the upper suction hole in the straw … it’s a McMelty, and can be drunken conventionally. And … there will no longer be a separation between chocolate and mint(flavorings) – FAKE taste.

12. I find a spoon is superior to the straw when dealing with a mass of nearly melted milk by product and filler pretending to be a milkshake.

13. According to Snopes (I know, I know)the following ingredients are found in a McDonalds “shake”:
    Whole milk, sucrose, cream, nonfat milk solids, corn syrup solids, mono and diglycerides, guar gum, imitation vanilla flavor, carrageenan, cellulose gum, vitamin A palmitate.
    Sounds WONDERFUL ! I am particularly fond of guar gum.
    However, the McShamrock thing is:
    Soft serve ice cream (yeah … sorta – see above), Shamrock Shake Syrup (which contains dyes and artificial flavoring), whipped cream and a maraschino cherry. That’s quite a shorthand ingredient list there MccieD’s …
    It may be delicious but it probably shouldn’t be consumed every day. A medium is 660 calories—which is more than a Big Mac. A large is 820 cal.
    To be consumed ONLY after shoveling your driveway of 24″ of snow, AND, chopping a cord of wood by hand. Then you can SUCK IT UP in their BIG ASS STRAW that moves twice the volume in half the time. Hell … have another !

14. Obvious name writes itself
    “The McSTEMstrawr”
    the r on the end = Brit/Boston accent
    Item may be used by SJWs – but ONLY if accompanied by parent or even more adult adult.

15. Ok? but why?

16. Dude, or should I say, Yo, brah …
    …Mickey D’s got your basic blackitude covered, yo. Check out this shiite:
    365black

17. Even greater than the invention of the wheel or fire.