Results! (And my apologies for the delay in announcing the winners.) So, without further ado…
Honourable Mention
richfisher — “Pony to Phony”
1st Runner Up
Snagglepuss — “Hey, what say we whip out our F-18’s and compare?”
And the Grand Prize of a Free Book goes to Clifford!
“Is that the Keystone Pipeline in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
Send me an email, Clifford and we’ll set you up with a book.
Hey, what say we whip out our F-18’s and compare?
I know, I can’t believe they let women vote either, but here we are!
No, it’s probably just the real Coyote hair from my Canada Goose.
Don’t be afraid of the Grecian formula, eh.
Losers attract.
Yeah it doesn’t matter, I even told them “first post national state”, heh Just let them smoke weed and they’ll forget about the gun grab.
Ha, seriously dude, my guy gets it from the same guy Rob Ford’s guy USED to get it …
“Oh yes please… I justht would love be part of your choom gang”
Politics does make strange bedfellows – literally.
Dude did you go out to Mich’s “vegetable patch” without me?
Our legacy…
Hairs to greatness and head of the corpses…
“With the CBC and the Toronto Star on our side , you never had a chance” lisps The Light One as President Obama shows his displeasure and Prime Minister TrustFund revels in Canada’s big win in the newly instituted North American “Media Fellating Politicians” Games.
Nice to see traditions being recognized.
Let’s take the Canada/US relationship to a whole new level.
Not a caption, I just have to say that is a sickening picture, especially if you have a visceral dislike for both of them. Even if you don’t, they look like they are plotting some evil conspiracy — which is probably not far from the truth.
Kissing a black man will seal my progressive street cred. Hope i don’t go all Julia Roberts afterwards, that would be awkward. Well, at least he isn’t from Alberta.
A deadly serious American President tells an incredulous Canadian-lite PM that a “trip to the ring with Moochelle” is in his future if he doesn’t shut up about Keystone.
Broke back Keystone Stone?
Lets lay some pipe bro.
Kissing a black man will seal my progressive street cred. Hope i don’t go all Julia Roberts afterwards, that would be awkward. Well, at least he isn’t from Alberta.
Broke back Keystone Stone?
Lets lay some pipe bro.
Oops. Put the caption where my name was suppose to be.
“Kiss me once
Kiss me twice
C’mon pretty baby, kiss me deadly”
Apologies to Lita Ford.
The Canadian PM and American President share memories of Uncle Fidel as they discuss plans for their popular and trendy new “School Of Venezuelan Governance.”
“Hey, wouldn’t it be cool if some day we BOTH have Nobel Peace prizes for nothing?”
Did you bring any of those Panama papers?
Ok, am I supposed to lean in 90% or 10%?
Justin: I can take you in the ring.
Allahu Akbar!
The American President appears to be startled as the Canadian PM upstages his infamous mother by not wearing underwear or pants.
Reports are that after the initial embarrassment, the kindred spirits got along famously.
Come to my room .I’m scared of the wookie
I agree. Everytime I come back to this thread to see the latest “captions” I want to throw up when I see that picture.
Brezhnev and Honnecker is darn close.
You can keep your Gynecologist.
“Come together, right now – Over me”
– John Lennon
“They love us. They really love us.”
“Yes they do.”
“That ‘approach from behind’ advice was the best ever. Thanks Barry”
Top or bottom, Barry?
Can you believe the morons who voted for us actually believed our bullshit!?
The American President has words of wisdom for the Canadian pm.
Reports are that those words were : The Maury Show.
“I would bite the pillow for you anytime, Barry”!!!!
I’ll never tell. It’s our secret.
No way! They all think I’m straight too.
So David Furnish said to me……..
The Canadian pm chuckles as he regales the American President with stories of his exploits written by the Canadian Media.
Reports from the Obama camp indicate the President “thought the Canadian pm was loonier then Trump on bath salts, he actually believes those media stories!”
The Trudeau cadre replied that Canada had the truthiest Media out there and that his perfect 18 hole in ones golf game, his apocryphal Symphony, his 37 volume History of the World and of course, his 98% share of the vote in the next election would all serve to underline it.
“I got a new unicorn.”
“Mmm, this earthling looks delicious.”
I’ll get on me knees if you get on your elbows.
♫ My mirror’s bigger than your mirror..♫
Awkwardness reigns as the American President and Canadian pm seal “the first of many” International Treaties with a French Kiss.
Critics decried the pandering to the gay agenda while supporters took it as an endorsement of their new mandatory Samesex Kissing in Grade One Program.
Tongue or no tongue
So, if I cede Canada to the US you can get me the Democratic nomination in July? Deal!
He’s leaning in — he’s yes! going to kiss me — aaah, sweet mystery of life at last I’ve found you!
I’m with Sean on this one.
But, here goes – not gross, just clean:
“Can we go skinny-dipping in the pool later? Just the two of us, okay?”
Boy Child – “Hey, lets do a selfie!”
Zero – “Bite Me”
“A salt and pepper romance”.