The Supreme Court of Canada has ruled that tens of thousands of Métis and non-status Indians are the responsibility of the federal government, ending a 17 year court battle.
Who’s a “Metis”?
“Métis” means a person who self-identifies as Métis, is distinct from other Aboriginal peoples, is of historic Métis Nation Ancestry and who is accepted by the Métis Nation.”
(Darcey, my friend! We need to talk.)

Related: 45% of Americans pay no taxes.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2016/04/13/45-americans-pay-no-federal-income-tax/
Who’s Darcey?
An old friend of the blog. Some of the long time readers will know who I’m talking about.
We are all Métis now?
The federal government started registering Indians in Newfoundland and quickly got over 100,000 out of 500,000 population despite the fact the local population had been exterminated in colonial times. I suspect that isn’t the half of it. Some of my ancestors are 400 years out of Europe. It would be unusual if I wasn’t part Indian. I call for a brand new Half-Breed Association to protect the rights of half-breeds that appear to be white. I use the term half-breed out of respect of the mixed race people who were definitely not Metis, such as the Scotch half-breeds.
In my family’s oral tradition, I am descended from 1,000 chiefs so I am a pretty big deal in the Indians that appear to be white circle.
Yup.How r he and his family doing?
I may be talking out my hat, but I see a whole new growth industry in Metis status applications.
G’deh méti enters the lexicon…
Kate “I may be talking out my hat, but I see a whole new growth industry in Metis status applications.”
I assume you are going through the recollection process with your family oral traditions. The courts consider oral tradition equal to written evidence.
White folk were here one generation prior to the Métis…
Given how badly the “Indian Act” is working out for status Indians, I am not sure why the Metis are “ecstatic” about this decision. Do they want to give up their chance for a normal productive life in favour of being a dependent on the State? This is not good for anybody.
Kind of wondering when the Europeans will bring in their boycott of our apartheid system?
Money grows on tres.
At 20,000/person/year,,,works out to 16,000,000,000./per year. Just slap that on to the 30 billion deficit planed for this year and coming years. So instead of 30B we’ll have 46B deficit, so what,,,,at this point, what difference does it make!
Keep working “producers”, keep working.
I am sure my ancestors in Europe use to live off the land and lived in huts many moons ago and they were conquered by some other gang, probably Vikings and also I was born in Canada because my ancestors moved here without my consent so …I want my entitlements for being part European. NOW!
http://caledoniawakeupcall.com/news/funding.html
600,000 new entitlements x $100,000/year average each = Mucho loonies
This all started when Darcey’s Cousin shot that duck.
This decision was inevitable,especially given that many of the folks who describe themselves as Metis actually have as much Indian blood as those who languish on Reserves and call them selves Indians.
Big difference in the contribution to Canadian society is, the Metis worked for a living, the Rez Indians were more inclined to seek handouts.
Mike in Johnsonville, Darcey is the guy who ran my favorite blog,”Dust My Broom” for many years.His “Friday Night Beer and Blues” was a great way to end a work week.
“He’d probably do a jig right now.” Muslims take note. If a Metis can assimilate you can too!
The number won’t be staying down at 600,000 for long.
Gotta get my papers pronto. Planning on buying a new car and avoiding the tax will be huge.
Back in the 80’s on the long form census questionnaire they posed this: Do you consider yourself metis? I guess they were trying to determine how many meetis people they had in the country. Many replied in the affirmative thinking there must be something in it for them. No actual proof is required to establish your back ground….. you only had to think you were. It is a sort of – I think therefore I am.
You’d think that with how the Canadian government historically has handled the Indian question that they would say, ‘Never Again’.
Be careful what you wish for.
Right On Grnadad; The Intellectual Culture of the Supreme Court of Canada probably never included such a thought in their Higher Level Of Understanding.
The Decline of the Next Generation of Children of proud Metis has begun.
The next Phase will be the Liberal Government of Canada/Quebec/Ontario will setup Community Funded Groups probably within a presently bought off Urban Location. These will Not be called Urban Reservations, but will still serve as a Captured Liberal Crony voting block.
Some of the more advanced in the Progressive/Liberal bought-off media will begin the “inner-city meme” to start the False Narrative.
We terrible white colonialist children, even the ones who emigrated to Canada well after any of the Exploited and Enhanced Narrative of the indigenous peoples happened.
Unfortunately the not-white more recent immigrants coming to Canada from worse situations experienced by the North American Indigenous Peoples will also be “on-the-hook”.
The Metis and the Ancient immigrants who survived the “Indian Wars and Massacres” similar to the Aztec and Inca slaughters on a smaller scale will forever be a Dependent Peoples. Given a pat-on-the-head by whatever Political Representative who is promising and pandering to the Oligarchic Royal Families.
The Hereditary Positions now being placed into an Aristocrat Authority over the “poor oppressed people of the Reservations and Community Funded Urban Groups. Eventually the Bureaucracies controlled by the Progressive/Liberal will combine the Reservation Indigenous people and Community Funded groups into one Collective Location; possibly called by some alternative term for Concentration.
The Metis are big part of Manitoba. They have lived and worked side by side with us.
My question is who isn’t part Metis in Manitoba??
This ruling and the immigartion policies will lead to emigration. See how long they will survive when
golden geese are gone.
#jesuismetis
If Newfoundland could have 100,000 Indians out of 500,000 people, I bet Alberta where we actually have Indians might have a million Half-breeds.
Ruling is too exclusive. Indigenous people should include anyone born in Canada, no one chose to be born here.
I am a native Canadian because I was born in Canada.
More entitled, tenured socialist welfare pigs to further devolve Canada into a non-productive Venezuelan type hellhole.
So the SCOC has just poked the Liberal ‘multiculturalism’ con in the eye with a sharp stick. Evidently there can be no assimilation in Canada as the judicial system has just stated that “A Canadian is not necessarily a Canadian”. (That statement has a ring to it something along the conscription line.) We now have a judicially segregated nation. We have the ‘White Colonialists’ descendants, you know the people that build this society, and we have on the other side those people that prey on the ‘White Guilt’ and demand that they be compensated. At what point does the SCOC become irrelevant? Is there room for the SCOC in the healing circles of the medicine lodge, or in the mosques of Sharia courts, where will it end?
Why not go full SCOC wet dream and extinguish all sovereignty of the Crown and the entity called Canada. That would mean we are all living on various Indian tribal lands without any “white man’s” law. It also means no taxes, no bureaucrats, no laws against shooting Indians or anyone else, no Indian Affairs and dole for Indians, and no treaties. Perhaps the 97% of humanity without the 1/16 or better racial purity criterion could negotiate a more equitable arrangement under such a situation or at least create a Newfoundland racial demographic in the process. Sarc/off.
How many refugees are they taking on Indian reservations? It’s only fair if they get some “diversity” crammed down their throats too
Kewl ! I don’t want to be left out … so what should I do to “identify” as a Metis ? Do I need to get a tight curl permanent wave and apply bronzer at 10x the strength of Donald Trump ?
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Welcome to 600,000 brand new indians who will line up at the trough with the originals and get their share of other peoples hard earned and extorted tax dollars. Thank you liberal supreme court … whose members have their jelly donut and don’t understand the implications of placing more and more losers on the dole. THEY BREED … A LOT .. LIKE MUSLIMS … IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME.
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The “Mooch Train’ just added a whole slew of cars. I had sex with a native lady a few times. I must have absorbed some DNA. Am I a protected species now ?
Further … other than Elizabeth Warren … who the hell wants to ID as an Indian?
Time to stop this insanity. Give a lump sum to each Indian family and say that’s it.
I wonder if we break ties to the monarchy do we still have to honour all those treaties?
Thinking of starting the Enough Party to represent taxpayers.
Justin Trudeau: But I can guarantee you one thing, the path forward will be together as we move forward.
Huh ????????????????????
Heeeh..Hah..I am Metis. My Grandfather was married to one AND my great grand dad sired a few. Sorry you fellow taxpayers. I am going to rip you for every penny I can. Call it white remorse. Heh. I married native, so guess I can get some of my STOLEN monies back from you white folks for killing my spouses great-grandparents 200 years ago!! And no…this is NOT sarc.
Members of my family were interned in the First World War as suspected enemy aliens due to being born in the Austro-Hungarian Empire – but oops, you never hear any of their descendants WHINING about compensation. So much for my free taxpayer-funded luchre.
We’re tougher than that. We love our country. We believe in working for a living. We don’t like parasites. So blow it out your Metis a$$, leech-man.
By the way DUMBASS, I’ve never killed anyone. You seriously expect “white people” – you bloody bigot – to pay for something someone who’s been dead for 200 years did to someone else who’s been dead for 200 years?
ASSCLOWN! MORON! If you’re what being Metis is about, well – what a pathetic bunch of utterly useless losers.
Well, if Rachel Dolezal, who’s white, can “identify” as black…..
I also love that you started your post with a donkey noise.
What a tool! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
I identify as famous Cree, Chief Poundmaker.
Not as a descendent of his, but specifically him.
I am Chief Poundmaker, now gimme my money. $100,000 a year since my first death in 1886 should suffice.
If we can get the number of various tribes over 50% of the population plus all the islam factions as separate entities we will be the minority and receive animal skins, totems, suicide vests as our settlement. Should all work out fine.
Anderson, lighten up or we will think you are a liberal.
“… so what should I do to “identify” as a Metis ?”
Sing Frère Jacques while eating a wad of bannock slathered in bacon grease and it’s a done deal.
The Libs never tire of playing identity politics to divide Canadians all the while claiming that being a member of Club Canada can be defined only by them.
Thanks for the tip OZ … although I am gonna have to appropriate someone’s culture to translate bannock(?) Is that some kind of native Cananda fish ?
Bannock is a flat bread eaten by Plains Indians and Metis.
It’s sort of similar in taste and texture to East Indian naan bread.
My “Indian Guides” name was … Swims with Beaver. My kid just thought it was a cute mammal with a flat tail. I told him that I prefer a nice round, firm tail … silence … he didn’t get it.
My Metis identity as … Swims with Beaver … makes me responsible for “guiding” all the young virgin Metis girls into their reproductive adult duties. I assume that the state will suspend all of the white man’s … ewwww, Christian … laws regarding molestering young girls, because my ancestral laws are all that matter to “our people” .
I look forward to beginning service to my (female only) people.
Basically everyone who is not white has a million privileges, entitlements or whatever you want to call them, and people like me – straight white males – we are disliked by our own government and we should pay for this insanity trough our hard earned tax dollar.
Didn’t the plains Indians steal the recipe for bannock from the Scots?
The Scots attempted to breed more Indian lasses than the French but ultimately failed.