Your Moral And Intellectual Superiors

Busted.

NBC Nightly News anchor Brian Williams admitted Wednesday he was not aboard a helicopter hit and forced down by RPG fire during the invasion of Iraq in 2003, a false claim that has been repeated by the network for years. […]
The admission came after crew members on the 159th Aviation Regiment’s Chinook that was hit by two rockets and small arms fire told Stars and Stripes that the NBC anchor was nowhere near that aircraft or two other Chinooks flying in the formation that took fire. Williams arrived in the area about an hour later on another helicopter after the other three had made an emergency landing, the crew members said.

He’s been telling the story for over a decade. He should run for President.

55 Replies to “Your Moral And Intellectual Superiors”

  1. Just happened to intercept an email sent by Obozo to the Choomgang.
    Hi Guys,
    Jeez did you see Brian Williams spilling his guts about not being on the helicopter that got hit by an RPG?
    Reminds me of the day we spent at the beach checking out the guys, then we went to the Pineapple field and did roofies til the sun came up. Member we all made up alternate lives and I said I was born in Hawaii and not in Kenya, that I was going to go to Columbia, and then off to Harvard….lol that was so cool.Well now I am feeling bad about that. I asked Michelle if I should fess up and she got real mad. Said if I did that I would probably spill the beans about her being a guy. What do you guys think I should do?

  2. “What do you guys think I should do?”
    Dear Bro Bammy
    Don’t get stressed man. Like, who’s getting bent out of shape here? The press, the Repubs, the public?
    Foget ’bout ‘chell…she knows where her bacon be comin’ from.
    Chill down, man.

  3. I want to apologize to all my friends at SDA. I once told them I was hiding behind the Grassy Knoll on November 22, 1963, and in order to avoid being hit by gunfire. I made a mistake. I was in Grade 9 at Vincent Massey High School, I was watching it on black and white TV!!
    signed:
    The Plainsdrifter.

  4. Wasn’t Big Boy Brian doing an on-site from the 93rd floor of the North Tower just a few years back – yeah, September 11?? Yeah , thought so, no? perhaps I misremembered. Oh well..

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