49 Replies to “I Amuse Myself”

  1. HEEEE, Heeeeeeeeee, heeeeeeeeeeeeeee…….
    But let’s play silly and say that it would happen, it’s not as if the scowling, ugly turds would rejoice in the streets, is it?

  2. Oh, come off it, Kate. The gates of hell and its legions (from Rome, Berlin, Moscow or Mecca) have had centuries to prevail against the Defenders of the Faith. The Prince of Cambridge’s great-grandmother, by the grace of God, saw the end to the power of the satanic cults of communism and national socialism to make war on Christian civilization with her own eyes. I seriously doubt the ability of the followers of Mohammed to make war on Christendom will long outlive the Prince of Cambridge.
    Why? Because there is a God, and it is by His grace that our sovereign reigns. Permitted to do so the British people will fight for their king against Islam, and they will defeat Mecca as once they defeated Rome.
    Even the BBC are biting their tongues today:
    Much as it will set republican teeth grinding, there would seem to be every likelihood that in approximately 50 years from now the baby whose life has just begun will ride to Westminster Abbey in a golden coach to be crowned monarch in a line which can be traced back more than a thousand years to good King Egbert of Wessex.
    All I could have added to that is: God save the Queen and all her heirs and successors—including the newest one.

  3. Well, I, for one, will be happy to celebrate the birth of a child to a thoroughly agreeable young woman and couple, irrespective of the burdens and pomp the child will be forced to endure in his lifetime. He will, like his parents, put food the table of common folk simply for being, and that is no small gift. Whatever he’s called, may he grow to do well for others as he himself has been so blessed.

  4. It happens in France, but is confined to certain neighbourhoods and districts.
    You can figure out the rest.

  5. “Arthur William” has a ring to it!”
    Arthur is a cursed name for English Kings – none survived to be king.

  6. Arthur I, Duke of Brittany was named ahead of John as heir to the throne but was probably killed by John.

  7. I don’t know Kate, me thinks that Hussein may be a better choice of names, and I’m certain jug ears would agree with me

  8. Oh so do I my friend!! So do I I think king and queen William Windsor !! If Charles takes over England will be finished ! I may have the wrong last name as I am not even sure the royal family has a last name!!

  9. I bet you got a lot of comments on twitter over this one Kate. Some folks have no humour when it comes to the inbreed Royal family of once was England & is now The Arab Isles.

  10. A lot of people like Bob. So many, that it was the second choice when the Northwest Territories were (re)named.

  11. Let him be named “Richard the Lionheart, the Crusader, and Defender of the Faith”
    May he be as as accurate with a helicopter gunship as his uncle Harry.

  12. Wow. That’s actually scary. Now I am hoping they don’t do something silly to bridge a diversity gap or some other stupid thing.

  13. Whatever name he is given, you can bet your last cent that it won’t be “Barack”.

  14. No one should be surprised that the skinny Duchess, who didn’t have a large baby bump, gave birth to an 8 lb. 6 oz. baby. Royalty is known to be quite dense.

  15. Anybody used Dodi yet? Mohommed Dodi Harry Windsor.
    I threw in Harry cuz I think maybe Harry mighta made the team with both the Middleton sistas

  16. I think the UK should rename one of its territories to “Pop” so that part of the new baby’s future title will be “King of Pop”.

  17. Trudeau is probably saving that one for his next one. He is a great admirer of the chosen one and has talked about emulating him when he reaches the throne.

  18. Yes, I kinda like “Bob” also. ( I would have written “too” but we are all sounding raaather British tonite, aren’t we)

  19. I doubt that “Harry” is actually a full uncle to this child………….

  20. They could name him Philip after his aunt Philippa.
    Then there would be a King Philip one day, which should make the Queen happy.
    I think Philip William Spencer Middleton.
    (Although the Queen would veto Spencer and Middleton.)

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