61 Replies to “Now I’m Officially Jealous”

  1. I’m always disappointed when he does not beat the hippies senseless when he catches them.

  2. Grant has a cold hearted stare that works on most folks.
    the only thing with a colder stare is a 16 year old girl looking at her parents. ah memories.

  5. I don’t get it.
    In 36 hours I can get much further than 40 miles in the bush.
    What’s the catch?

  7. Oh, it’s not even 40 miles – 40 kms, 1.6 times closer. How can one loose with 36 hr advantage? I walked 10 miles across the bush when I was 8, and on my way back I carried two jugs of milk. Took me hour and a half, which included playing with the milkmaid’s calf and cat.

  10. Dick Cheney with no heart problems and a beard. I suggest Kate and Shaidle go at it hammer and tong and the winner gets him.

  11. I’d like to see him chase the following people:
    David Suzuki
    Bob Rae
    Alfonso Cashbagliano.
    For Alfonso, just follow the spaghetti sauce interspersed with bags of loose cash.

  12. Let’s not forget that Aaron also walked 10 miles through the snow to school each day and it was uphill, coming and going, beating the coyotes away from his kid sister too.
    Besides, when running away from Mantracker you have to wait up for the camera crew too.
    TGIF

  13. I would watch Man Tracker more often if he would occsionally, hog tie, brand, and release the hippies back into the wild.

  15. When Grant is in pursuit of hippies he can usually drop the reins and let the horse do the rest. Yer average horse can out think and out manoeuver yer average hippie. Grant just goes along for the ride.

  16. Come on now, he doesn’t always chase hippies. Sometimes it’s big-mouthed braggarts and extreme outdoorsmen with attitude. Sometimes it’s ex-special forces guys who quietly get the job done without a lot of fuss.
    Great show.

  17. If overpopulation is killing Gaia I wonder why greenies get so upset when I mention suicide as an option. It seems it’s not only other people’s money, it’s also other people’s lives.

  24. Manitoba Moose, if MT ever chases those three, I want him armed with more than just a rope! Those are treacherous people!
    It took watching a few episodes, but now I’m a fan of mantracker as well.It kinda grows on ya.

  25. ManTracker chasing down hippies in the wild isn’t very impressive in my mind.The hippies are completely out of their element,having to fend for themselves,they don’t stand a chance.

  29. Kate “Ha. Mantracker Vs Ezra Levant in downtown Calgary. Now, there’s a show!”
    I wonder how fast his horse can dash down the +15? I imagine the scene from the one Lord of the Rings movie when the wall of horses ride into the orcs. All them sad business people talking and texting on their phones not knowing what the hell hit them. LOL!

  31. Aaron: So you are saying you were carrying “jugs” while you were “… playing with the milkmaid’s calf and cat.”
    Nothing Freudian to see here folks. Everyone move along please.

  32. A more climactic ending to the episodes would be suitable,nothing too drastic,just subtle changes.Some horseback scenes from the movie BraveHeart come to mind.

  34. I only saw one episode…
    The “prey” were a coupla fire-fighters….
    They deliberately pick a course through dead-falls….it slowed them down but stoped the horses.
    Back-when…we were taught in escape/evade to leave some surprises/hazards in your wake…slows down/reduces the pursuers….and move at night….

  35. Karl:
    Like that patient who asked his shrink: Doctor, where are you getting all these naughty pictures?
    I get a feeling that there is nothing else in your head, but Freud.

  36. Ezra on Mantracker….problem is the “prey” have to remain silent, thats just not possible for Ezra.

  39. Hey, I’d take on that Mantracker in downtown Calgary. Just wait til he tries to get that horse on the Plus 15!

  41. Shouldn’t the forces of heaven and earth conspire to make sure the auras of awesome exuded by Ezra Levant and Mantracker don’t collide, resulting in an explosion?
    Just asking.

  44. “Hey, I’d take on that Mantracker in downtown Calgary. Just wait til he tries to get that horse on the Plus 15!”
    … err I think that’s been done already. During my time in Cowtown, horses had no problems showing up everywhere, Calgary Tower, various hotel lobbies, silly hall, etc.

  45. I don’t know if “hippies” is an accurate label for Man Tracker’s prey. Most hippies I’ve met would walk about 20 feet into the bush, light up a joint, and spend the rest of the day admiring their fingers.

  46. ManTracker hunts Susan G. Cole in the underground tunnels of Laval University…

  47. He catches hippies on horseback? Where did the hiipes get the horses? Anyway, Hippies on horseback sounds like an hors d’oerve, sort of like piggies in a blanket

  48. Thanks, Ed. Layton looks super! All things considered, he couldn’t look better, I must say.
    Don’t you think he looks good in that hat?

  49. Ezra Levant is looking good in that photo.
    The guy literally thrives on conflict.
    Wish I did and wish I looked that good.
    Go get’em Ezra, eat’em for breakfast.

  50. “Hippies on horseback sounds like an hors d’oerve, sort of like piggies in a blanket ”
    Same difference.

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