28 Replies to “13th Rule For Life”

  1. See Kate … there comes a time when a good ‘F-word’ is the ONLY suitable response. Especially for crying adults.

    1. Agreed, Kenji, but too many treat it like catsup. If you use the same word when ordering coffee as you do when you hit your thumb with a hammer, then it has lost its power.

      Save it for the important uses, or it will suffer the same change-of-meaning as hussy (housewife) and gay (light-hearted and happy).

  2. L- Actually, after disclosing their censorious zealotry, no publisher could trust these employees.

    Literally, they are attempting to sabotage the company.

    Issue them a blankie and severance pay. Then have security guards escort them bye-bye.

  3. “Step 1: identify crying adults.
    Step 2: fire.”

    Jordan Peterson’s daughter forgot step 3.

    Publish names and addresses on social media, explaining in detail why the weeping willows were fired, to ensure that nobody need make the mistake of hiring them again, except for work they can do on all fours.

    After all, the world needs people willing to take the bodily fluids of hard-working men full in the face and up their arses, and be called what the men wish they dared call their fat, ugly, frigid, ungrateful wives, far more than it needs people to judge those men.

  5. I would put the sign of the cross on them in a heart beat. As you make the sign of the cross, say pick up your shit and Fuck Off. Old Superintendent I knew on construction used to do this. He used to call it puttin the sign of the cross on some lazy SOB.

  6. An interim step was missing in my publishing house, to wit:
    1. Identify crying “adults”.
    2. Laugh loudly and derisively in their faces while smirking and chomping on a smelly cigar.
    3. Then fire them

  7. Jordan Peterson is a good man. A very good man.

    The fact that any woke person is offended or threatened by him illustrates how deeply disturbed they are.

    1. Robert, “The fact that any woke person is offended or threatened by him illustrates how deeply disturbed they are.”

      Perfect!

  8. So, their building in Toronto is a tapeworm nest? I will hand out many packs of cigarettes, coins, and safe injection experience kits in that area to reward the local never criminal beggars for choosing so woke an area. What a blessing they are!

  9. Seems to be a lot of crying going on now. Public crying which is rarely normal. Van Jones on CNN the night of the election. Stephen Colbert on his “comedy” show. Martha Raddatz came close to breaking down tonight describing how wonderful Bidens picks have been to date. Do they do it cause they know their audience are emotional misfits like these in this story? So weird.

    1. I hope some vile Trumpling is not tampering with their medication shipments. Only a modification to dosage of potent mind altering substances can explain this. Is someone putting less, or more, Lithium in their soy beverage? The soy supply system is secure.

  10. I am giddy with happiness. Thank you Kate for sharing this. I have discovered that this wonderful publisher (blessed with woke employees) is only a half hours walk through ravines and side streets to their walk in book store. Access to their building! Personal contact with fellow wokesters! Come some sunset, I shall drop in to further my green thumb project: recycling asbestos. Who dares, wins.

    1. Owwww. You brought back a decades old trauma. It hurt, I tell ya. Mind you, that was the point of the exercise.

  12. Mr. Peterson should immediately terminate his contract with Penguin Random House. There’s no way he can trust the company not to sabotage the sale of his book. I’m sure that he can find a publisher that wants to make money.

    1. More and more woke corporatism is making that impossible.

      Books with wrongthink won’t get published and even if they do it’ll be hard to find them. They get banned from Amazon and whatnot.

  13. These whinging pussies don’t reslize that Jordan Peterson is writing abiut them and that they need him if they want to be fulling functioning and productive adults. But then sgain it is the publishing industry which tends to be a collection of Karens, Cucks, Fags and Dykes so let them live out their shitty lives in misery, fear and sadness.

  14. Bloomsbury and Scholastic were the first to publish Harry Potter. The Harry Potter brand is worth $25B. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Potter

    Where are the articles describing weeping staff of those companies demanding to stop publishing Harry Potter because J K Rowling is transphobic? (They probably exist)
    https://globalnews.ca/news/7053461/j-k-rowling-statement-transgender-comments-sexual-assault-survivor/

    Two days ago John Cleese defending Rowling “I’m afraid I’m not that interested in trans folks,”
    https://www.nbcnews.com/feature/nbc-out/john-cleese-accused-transphobia-after-defending-j-k-rowling-twitter-n1248621

    1. “I’m afraid I’m not that interested in trans folks…”
      Most of people have this view. The problem being, their only validation to their lives is to be on the minds of other people.
      To them, if you don’t mind, they don’t matter.
      Mr. Cleese is correct, there are more important things in life to think about.

      1. Davis, “Mr Cleese is correct”

        Boy ain’t that the truth! They are an anomaly and are being worshiped as a majority.
        I don’t think I have ever come across more than one or two in my lifetime. Why on earth must we have their rights forced upon us? What about our rights? Our rights don’t end where their rights begin! I simply don’t care enough to worry about them.
        I’ll leave them alone if they leave me alone. Unfortunately, that is the problem isn’t it.

        1. I for sure knew one. Interesting, but I trod warily around he/she/it as could hand out insults but (I figured) wouldn’t take same with any magnimity. Was glad when this person decided to move on.

  15. Jordan has Been making a lot of poor choices lately. Now he can’t even pick a sane publisher. There are lots of publishers who would welcome him. Very poor vetting by him.

  16. If Penguin Random House employees think Jordan Peterson is difficult and controversial, how much can I trust their judgement on other titles?

  17. “Hon, I know what I want for Christmas now!”

    And bless you, Dr. Jordan and Mikhaela Peterson and John Cleese, for having the courage to share your intelligence and common sense in a deeply degraded period of our history. Indeed, trans people aren’t interesting just by virtue of their being trans. It’s like saying you’re interesting because you have blue hair. Endlessly prating “me, me, me!” only pisses off we sensible people,

    Get a life, especially an internal life, morons.

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