16 Replies to “I, Napoleon”

    1. Hahahaha … quite literally. You win the Internet today! When I worked one summer on a southern Oregon Farm … we visited a neighbor during his “sheep cutting” time. I quite enjoyed the bloody sheep nuts – breaded and deep fried.

      Not so certain I’d enjoy these weirdo’s nuts … even with an ice cold Henry Weinhards chaser.

  1. I think that the term they’re looking for is “it”. Unless they’re cultural oppressors who demand that all must obey their cultural imperialism.

    Also, doesn’t “Their bodies, their choices” enter into this? If someone wants a lopadikoffame operation, and wants a snack afterwords, who are we to limit their gustatory delights? (/barf)

  2. Jeezus, is everybody on this planet going completely batshit crazy? No need to answer.

  3. Yeah, this is why we need more access to free sex change surgery, to keep this type of tragic back alley surgery from happening…./S

  4. Definitely grounds for malpractice. No way the procedure should take 2 hours, not even 2 minutes.

    Also I’m not so sure that it’s safe to be eating oysters with anesthetic residue.

  5. “It is something that we have never in my career run across in this part of the country. It is borderline some type of activity.”

    Now that Sheriff Rodney Derryberry made it clear, just relax.
    Derryberry would know.

  6. The sad part about this story? If you don’t “accept” these people as your equals … some rainbow flag waver singing like Judy Garland will scream that you are “oppressing” minorities who were … “born that way”

    Moral Equivalency is a death sentence to any healthy culture. When I read a story like this, I think MAGA … we urgently need to make America return to SANITY. Freedom and Liberty … with SOME logical limits. Some HUMAN limits.

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