Your Moral And Intellectual Superiors

War-Toobing at the New Yorker;

An election simulation? What are these people playing at? Coup 2? I’m a reporter and my newsroom doesn’t hold conference calls simulating what we want to happen and gaming different scenarios. We just report what happens. What is the purpose of this “simulation”?

21 Replies to “Your Moral And Intellectual Superiors”

  1. Perhaps the staffers were working on their “shocked” faces to display in the unlikeliest of chances that, good heavens, that nasty Drumpf actually wins again.
    Maybe that was Toobin’s intention for whipping it out. Y’know, give his coworkers the proper motivation to be shocked for the inevitable election night letdown.

  2. No firm resolve, the New Yorker better hold steady or they’ll be risking losing one of their master debaters. The publicity this is raising could be a shot across the brow for them.

    1. …Too Funny…!!

      MAster Debaters….as if he was just “showing it off”….uhuh.
      The Left – Perversion inc.

  3. The point of the “simulation” was to help all concerned decide whether it was time to dust off their second passports and have a flight to foreign parts booked between now and the second inauguration, because then the gloves come off and globalist hacks can finally expect proper treatment, as enemies of the American people.

    The president will crush Joe Biden easily in anything resembling a free and fair election. If their plans to help Joe steal it fail, they’re all going to prison, after America’s finest are finally permitted to haul in the hacks and, ah, let them hear the rest of the story.

    Shove an electrode up Toobin’s arse and stick one to his laughable excuse for a male organ, and turn up the juice. Let’s see how much the little perv enjoys that. I envy the cop who gets to hear him scream for his mama.

  4. And all a-schlong we were told that polls (poles) were stiffening up…

    As we’ve learned Toobin is a knob!

    Prosit!!

    Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief
    1st Saint Nicolaas Army
    Army Group “True North

  5. Global news is reporting that CNN News has pulled the esteemed Tobin off of any U.S. commentary. Harsh move, that.

  6. Ben Shapiro deserves some kind of award for “Don’t worry, he won’t be gone for schlong”.

  7. That’s a damn good question, just like Anthony Scaramucci’s reply to Steve Scully about ignoring Trump because more bad news was about to hit Trump. What bad news was Scaramucci talking about, what did he know about was about to hit Trump? Same thing here, there’s obviously some sort of planning ahead going on, what exactly are they planning?

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