Ricin, Eh?

Does anyone know the whereabouts of Kim Campbell?

A suspect has been taken into custody for allegedly sending a letter containing the deadly poison ricin to Donald Trump in a package addressed to the White House.
 
The unidentified individual was arrested by Customs and Border Protection agents trying to enter the US from Canada, a federal law enforcement official told NBC News Sunday.
 
No further details about the suspect such as age, name or gender have been confirmed at this time.
 
However an official told the New York Times on Saturday that authorities were seeking a Canadian woman in connection to the deadly packages.

Not saying it’s Kim Campbell of course. Don’t put words in my mouth.

36 Replies to “Ricin, Eh?”

  1. Goodness she was born in ‘47 you’re not implying she joined Turner?

    The Globe will be happy to tell us about how her tenure, while short, wasn’t as short as his.

    Trudeau’s tenure feels like just a few minutes (being held underwater).

    1. You know, the faux mourning of Turner by the print and TV media is something to behold today. Turner was a classic failure, for those of us that were around in the late 70s early 80s. We remember what a clusterfck he was.
      He was the prototype Boy Wonder of the time, according to the media, then promptly fell face first when given the big chair. Mulroney skewered him like a BBQ chicken, and Turner was finished.
      The way the media “mourned” him today is shameful, and proves, again, that the media is a hyper-partisan Liberal Party division, where gaslighting Canadian citizens is their sworn duty

      1. I think his final failure was passing the same weekend as RBG.

        I’m sure It made heads explode trying to figure out his polite coverage while really wanting to cover the evil the Trump republicans.

        Clearly the globe mostly didn’t give a damn.

  2. Considering a third of the women in Canada idolize P.M. Zoolander, think he’s dreamy, and hate and despise Trump as fiercely as any BLM/AntiFa (or even Nancy Pelosi for that matter), and considering that at least a third of Canadian men do so too and have the legal right to call themselves women anytime they want, that’s ~10 million suspects.

    I nominate Jessica Yaniv.

  3. The least surprising thing in the world would be ball waxing tranny. Watch out folks this particular human would probably sue for libel. Use generalities.

    1. The other day I drove by a waxing salon. It said Brazil, women, men.

      How confusing. Oh well, back to the castor beans.

      Seriously, you can’t imagine a swamp monster being organized enough to not die of terminal flatulence after playing with pulses.

  4. I’m not accusing anybody, but I can offer this hopefully helpful information to law enforcement: I know nothing that could prove either Kim Campbell or Jessica Yaniv didn’t do it.

  5. Has anyone seen Lizard May lately? Jenny Kwan? Tzeporah Berman?

    Kimmy “Elections aren’t for discussing issues” Campbell was a good suggestion. She’s a great contender for the Upper Class Twit of the Year!

        1. This thread has me in stitches! Where do you guys come up with this material? I can’t stop laughing.

  6. I’m going with an American using the ‘Alaskan’ loophole to make it look as though the source was Canadian. Just total speculation, but still.

    1. The Alaska loophole is overhyped bullhockey. There’s probably been less than 1000 transiting Americans nationwide.

      1. Maybe the RCMP escorted the person of undetermined nationality to the border and pushed her across the line. She may not have been trying to enter the USA voluntarily.

  7. “Don’t put words in my mouth”

    At least not without buying you a nice dinner. And how did you know what I named my dick??

      1. Come on man, don’t be a cornpop dog faced pony soldier fat. Haven’t you ever wanted to tell someone not to put words in your mouth? I mean, at least not without buying you a nice dinner first…

  8. I can’t wait to see Turdeau pull out every stop to get this woman back. I hope Trump has her sent back a piece at a time.

    1. You can have her back but you got to take a Alex Baldwin and a D-list artist hasbeen to be named later.

      Meet at the bridge. Midnight. Flash Yugo lights twice.

  9. The rabid anti-Trump Canadian media bear some responsibility for this attempted assassination. Does anyone think that the CBC has the ability for self-reflection? Ya, I don’t think so either.

  10. I don’t think Kim Campbell is that clever, such that she could put ricin in an envelope and mail it anywhere.

  11. It could be an American, who sent it from Canada and now returning. Ironic to see how fast the arrest was made, seems a little cute by half.

    1. 80’s.
      Me. Kid. 82nd Airborne.
      Pack up for a week. Weapons.
      Sit in enclosed underground dorm like bunker. 12hrs on, suited up. Weapons, ammo. Outside door right there.
      Camp David. Secret Service in charge. They tell us who to shoot the living hell out of. And we would too. Cant imagine post 9/11.
      Presidential Security is severe, and out of sight.

  12. This seems like a huge missed opportunity. I mean she had the Ricin, she had the stamp, what’s wrong with sending the package to our very own PM? Huge missed opportunity. The stamp would have been cheaper too so simple economy argues in favour of a Canadian addressee.

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