Things You’ll Never See On The CBC

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1. Wait! Stop! Sea level rise … or something!? How much petrol is being burned!? Think of the Manatees!!

2. That was magnificent! I live in BC. I have a boat. I would have loved to join that procession in Florida. If there’s a Trump boat parade coming to the Pacific Northwest, I’ll be in it! Trump 2020!

3. Marxists are attracted to teaching at universities like paedophiles are attracted to Boy Scout troops.
   Nothing will change at the CBC unless the universities its staff comes from are reconstructed to reflect Canada.

4. Impossible!

   Gropey Joe is ahead by twelve points!

   It’s going to be a Democrat Landslide!

   /s

   1. Joe Biden is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

      Marco: It’s not that Joe Biden is hard to like. He’s IMPOSSIBLE to like!

      Dr. Yen Lo: His brain has not only been washed, as they say… It has been dry cleaned.

      1. “Joe Biden is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful human being I’ve ever known in my life.”

         You missed one – SEXIEST!!!

         #SMH

      2. Something else you won’t see on the CBC.
         Besides Adscam. or Lavagate. Or WeforMegate.
         Apparently neither took.

         “During the 1980s, Biden had surgery twice to repair aneurysms in arteries that supply blood to the brain. ”

         https://www.everythingzoomer.com/politics-2/2020/04/14/joe-biden-77-likely-to-face-trump-in-election-lead-over-sanders/#:~:text=During%20the%201980s%2C%20Biden%20had%20surgery%20twice%20to,avowing%20he%20is%20fit%20to%20run%20for%20office.%29

5. Sure wish I was part of that.

   1. My nephew was there!! Sent pix and video.
      Family in Florida and South Carolina are Trump fans!!

6. Teresa Tam, Bonnie Henry, et al: “A lot of those boats aren’t social distancing.”

7. Love this! Not exactly how democrats show their support for a candidate is it.

8. Blackie’s CBC is going to have extensive coverage of the convention this week starting at 5 pm with Justin fan girls Rosemary Barton and Katie Simpson. Heels Up Harris is so cool and wonderful, just like Great Leader. And she has had more sex with men than Justin. It’s all so “progressive”.

   1. Only the Oral type. She’s admitted to giving head to get ahead.

9. That’s not the smell of gasoline from the boats. That’s the smell of VICTORY!

10. “Trump boat parade attempts to break world record in Clearwater”

    The current record was set in Malaysia in 20 14 with 1,180 boats. Doesn’t say if they broke the record or not.

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrx-6_bRnu8

11. Too bad there’s no large gathering this time around, like the Dems arena convention in Philadelphia in 2016. With journalists and Dems gathering together over many days, there’s sure to be a spike in the birth rate nine months later in both Washington and NYC where many journalists live.

12. Perhaps Dementia Joe can flood his basement and paddle a big rubber duck around. Although it would probably turn Heels Up Harris into a sexual frenzy.

    1. He definitely has a little dinghy, at least that’s what the female Secret Service agents say.

13. Why keep referencing the CBC all the time?
    Yes, they waste a lot of money but their influence is highly overrated.

    No one watches them so why even give them the notoriety?

14. Cause all we have left,to counter the Kleptocracy, is sarcasm.
    CBC is a blatant waste of tax dollars and a blatant example of bias,such bias they cannot even bring themselves to report anything that disrupts the narrative.
    While bragging about their impartiality.
    They must be mocked and it is fun.
    Useless Parasites to the last employee.
    Remember how CBC was gonna “Fact Check”???
    They seem to have never started,probably cause not one of them knows what a “fact” is.