I, Napoleon

55 Replies to “I, Napoleon”

1. They can suck my outer parts …

   1. I have no interest in playing with their pretend parts or participate in their mental illness.

      My back hole blows wind in their general direction. Now find me an elderberry shrub

      1. I miss the good old days when the mentally ill were in loony bins.

         1. +++ Mark.

         2. Indeed, Parliament should be sitting.

      2. They can roll the list up and shove it into whatever the call their assholes nowadays.

         I will never pretend to be insane to please anyone or to spare anyone’s sensibilities.

         I am, and will remain, a sane, male-gender earthling.

         1. “Assholes” I believe, are currently referred to as “back holes” or “prime ministers”

   2. The left column is 13 microaggressions all rolled into one.

      1. Correction, my outer parts are a macroaggression.

         1. Lol.

      2. If they keep this shit up, somebody’s going to give them a crash course in MACROaggression.

2. Surprised they didn’t rename my scrotum. ‘Mr. McWrinkles’, is fairly gendered.

3. Colonista: Only if you are a person who produces sperm.

   1. Whales? I thought farming or ranching them was illegal.

      1. That’s right it should be “person who produces gender fluids” … is that what gender fluid means, asking for a friend?

4. If the gendered language word was “making love with your spouse”, would the less gendered version be “rape”?

   Asking for a friend.

   1. Only if your wife is fat, pimply with short blonde hair and her name is Karen. Lots of them around now.

      1. My neighbor next door came up to me while I was mowing the lawn a week or so ago. He said I don’t want to alarm you but the neighbor that moved in behind you is a level 5 Karen.

         1. Level 5 Karen aka Giant Outer Folds.

         2. My first instinct would have been to go over to Karen’s immediatelywith a cake.

      2. No, she is a Karen, and her name is Hilary!

   2. Well, no it may have been consensual.

5. You can laugh now but wait until dear leader amends Bill C16.
   “Men Without Chests” will take on new meaning.

   1. Morris…C.S. Lewis allusion of the day. Peace.

6. Uterine Internal organ bleeding.

   Not that I actually expect internal consistency.

   1. Don’t worry the list will be out of date by September.

7. Somebody’s going to have to person up and put an end to this nonsense.

   1. Nah, just ignore the stupidity.

8. Another argument for Sharia Law. Say what you want about Islam, but muslims aren’t mincing twat monkeys like most so called christian denominations who are about as christian as what comes out of the south end of a north facing donkey. Muslims actually stand up for their beliefs, contrary to the churchianists who infest the west. Don’t even get me started on the lesbo nightmare that is the UCC.

   1. Unfortunately you’re not incorrect. We used to have something in between these two levels of lunacy,

      1. “Unfortunately you’re not incorrect.”
         “Fortunately you’re correct.”

         Language is weird.

         1. “Fortunately you’re not unfortunate”, or is that, “Unfortunately you’re not fortunate”. Fortunately I’m not sure what I’m saying here…unfortunately!

            I’m so confused!!! This is what this new reality is doing to us all.

9. Complicating the simple. The hallmark of stupidity.

   1. Simply put, it’s complicated!…. Yes I’ve been drinking, all day everyday lately.

10. Schizophrenia is a serious mental disorder in which people interpret reality abnormally. Schizophrenia may result in some combination of hallucinations, delusions, and extremely disordered thinking and behavior that impairs daily functioning, and can be disabling. People with schizophrenia require lifelong treatment.

    I miss waving at them in Alberta Hospital Building No. 1.

    1. Schizophrenia is now a microaggression. The new term is Lunar fluid thought Identity leaders.

       1. Just Fluid Thought Leaders or Advanced Thinkers would do

    2. Schizophrenia may result in some combination of hallucinations, delusions, and extremely disordered thinking and behavior that impairs daily functioning, and can be disabling.

       That describes the government side of the House during Question Period. Then again, we all knew the Liberals were crazy.

    3. The difference is that schizophrenia can be treated nowadays.

       Nobody’s ever found a cure for whatever is wrong with trannies. These days anybody who tried would be called a bigot anyway.

       1. These days anybody who tried would be called a bigot anyway.

          That’s because you are whatever or whoever you say you are. While I was teaching, I had lots of students to self-identified as geniuses and it was my job to confirm that.

       2. Russia has a cure… a trip to the Zoo at feeding time… lunch is served….

11. Is not the point of the naming of parts to help keep language less confusing?
    If a person has a bleeding uterus it does not automatically or logically follow that the – trigger warning – woman is menstruating.
    Thus there are specific terms. No way would I want to be a doctor with a SJW in my office. Can’t understand them AND he/she/zhe/bruh ruin your career.
    I did not sign up to live in the Dark Ages of language.

12. At least that list confirms what I’ve long suspected Ottawa thinks of western Canada when it refers to it as the “outer parts” of the country.

13. I’m not participating in any of this make believe crap.

    1. You may not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.

14. Here’s my list

    Less Gendered Language – Fuck off
    Gendered Language – Fuck off

    1. No need to check that list twice. … well said.

15. Here’s my list, just in time for July 1st

    Dominion Day instead of Canada Day

    The Red Ensign instead of the Maple Leaf

    The Maple Leaf Forever instead of O Canada

16. I like “dwarf” and “retarded” best.
    Best of luck criminalising my speech, comrades. It won’t work.

17. Oh, I get this game.

    Man – Spermer
    Woman – Spermee
    Pigmy – Shorter
    Dwarf – Shortey
    Canada – Payer
    Quebec – Payee
    Liberals – Entitled
    The rest – Differently entitled

18. Gendered: man
    Less gendered: soy boy
    Gendered: plumber
    Less Gendered: Barista
    Gendered: predator
    Less gendered: prey
    Etc.

19. The wife and I are getting on in years so I guess to be PC I will have to refer to her as a person who used to menstruate and now has to sleep with a bloody fan on all night and gives me the evil eye for doing annoying things like breathing.

    1. Hahaha

20. I prefer medical terms, they are derived from the Latin and Greek languages. Medical terms have to be specific. That will not change.

    This other stuff, this newer version poof talk is perfect for shy baby talkers. Think “outer parts” is cute eh? Ha!

    It’s way better when real men call ‘it’ their “junk!” Ha!

21. Fucking retards…all of ’em.