No Woman Can Tell A Man What To Do With His Body

39 Replies to “No Woman Can Tell A Man What To Do With His Body”

1. Off the topic but is Ruthie still alive? Has she been seen by anyone or is it Weekend at Ruthie’s?

   1. She’s right there, second from the left, alongside King Tut.

2. I was sure that was the Babylon Bee. Holy friggin’ crap.

3. This business of who or what can spawn reminds me of a part in Robert Heinlein’s novel Starship Troopers in which the recruits are disparaging Sergeant Zim. The comments they made about him included his parentage. He caught on and told them that NCOs reproduce by binary fission….. just like any other bacterium.

4. So uh….I guess that includes “mandatory vaccinations” as well..?
   GOOD to know.

5. Soooooo then,
   men do have a right, to express an opinion on whether abortion should be legal at all stages of pregnancy. It’s not just a topic for women then !

6. I appreciated this exchange on the feed…

   Jun 23 – “True true. Sows can get pregnant, mares too. And cows, does, vixen, geese, lionesses & tigresses.

   Weird how we have all those words for females of other species, but none for females of the human species. I remember we used to have one a few years ago…
   Must have mislaid it.”

   Jun 24 – “It was erased when the fascists came for the dictionaries.”

   1. “Weird how we have all those words for females of other species, but none for females of the human species.”

      Girl, woman, Miss, Mrs., Frau., Fraulein, etc.(you’re welcome)

7. An abortion for pregnant trans sufferers is cheap and quick. It’s called an enema.

   1. An enema Ha! That made me choke on my coffee!

   2. BB, does that include the upper orifice as well??

8. Male and female, still there and still valid for those who actually have a functioning brain.

   1. Whenever I read something about the alphabetic gay weird, sick community, I don’t understand most of what they are talking about. It’s all insane to me.

      Men who think they are women and vice versa … and other truly bizarre thinking.

      Cultures go through periods in their history. The one we are going through, all things considered, is the period of insanity. Everything from race, to gender, to religion, to education … all gone mad and distorted like a house of mirrors on acid.

      We may not survive this period intact.

9. Do these people not understand how stupid they are? What rediculous things they are saying.

10. We really have jumped the shark haven’t we?

    1. Jumped it, we have eviscerated it, shredded it, stomped into the ground and are now worshiping the entrails.

11. Wow…why is it ok to exclude people who can’t get pregnant from having an abortion. Lets get this person fired!

    1. Oh, they can have the abortion thing, alright. Problem is that in those cases, the ‘abortion” will be “retrospective”. See also: “Preemptive Euthanasia”.

       “Newspeak” is rapidly becoming the lingua franca.

12. Great Caption!!!!!
    Thanks for the laugh.
    Youz the best Kate!

13. I have NO idea on how to answer this one. (-:

14. The photo with this thread looks like a Rogue’s Gallery With Shit For Brains.
    Not sure if any of them have a knowledge of the basic facts of life. The birds and bees have figured it out and oddly they are not extinct.

15. Shouldn’t “they” demand the “right” to get pregnant first. Surely the SCOTUS could grant them that.

16. We have reached peak stupidity AND peak depravity.

    Darwin’s will be done.

    1. +++OK. or GoD’s, apparently he likes to let people destroy themselves before they call out to Him.

       1. God is letting people destroy themselves good and hard.

       2. God has NO dog in this fight, man is his own decision maker, or are you a biblical illiterate???

          1. YOU are the biblical illiterate. Try reading it. To find out why you’re very wrong on this (mot to mention pretty much everything else you’ve ever said related to faith, the Bible and Christians.

             1. Don’t waste your time on him.

    2. “We have reached peak stupidity AND peak depravity.”

       You seem old enough so I’ll tell you. Please pay attention. No matter how Bad things look, it can always get Worse.

       1. What’s with your tone?

          No juice today?

          1. He’s just cranky because he’s thinking about it getting worse. ~:D

             1. Probably.

       2. +++ Oz, people actually forget that can happen.

17. I’ll file that gem in my “It’s not a lie if you believe it” folder.

18. The caption is incorrect. A woman can kill her spouses baby regardless of his feelings because it’s her body and she can do whatever she wants to do with it. It doesn’t matter if somebody else (the baby) get hurt. But a man cannot donate his own dead body for science or transplants, hurting nobody, without his spouses permission.

19. Life imitates Monty Python.

    Where are you going to keep the fetus? In a box?

20. It is not enough that Winston says 2+2=5, he must believe it…

    1. Correct Derek.

21. there is a rumour circulating that says if you look into your navel long enough and hold your breath, and click your heels eleventy- seven times, you will rise up to the status of really, really smart. i don’t think the rumour cuts any ice.