Talladega

Well, this is as awkward as it was predictable.

An investigation into the discovery of a noose in the garage stall of Black driver Bubba Wallace at the NASCAR race Sunday showed the rope had been there since last year and no federal crime was committed.
 
Northern District of Alabama U.S. Attorney Jay Town on Monday announced his office had launched an investigation along with the FBI and the Department of Justice Civil Rights Division. Town said they were looking to see whether there are violations of federal law.

Do tell.

If it wasn’t for fake hate, there’d be no hate at all.

50 Replies to “Talladega”

  1. I feel less racist already!
    My calculations show that I’m 14.437% less racist now that we’ve cleared this up.

      1. Good Lord these Negros have gotten touchy. Or, rather, it’s the white people who have been convinced that they alone, are responsible for all the travails that have beset the darker-raced people throughout history and now it’s pay-back time….. somehow I owe? I don’t get it … I can barely afford to buy anything 100% cotton, let alone owning anyone who may have picked it 400 years ago.

        I am really sick of this racist issue. It’s as artificial as the politicians and their sycophants who promote it all day long.

        And by the by …. Bubba Wallace looks more Italian than Swahili.

    1. I too am suddenly less racist. Though I now worry that I may be mispronouncing his name and thus open to new charges. He says he doesn’t want to be compared to Jussie Smollett while being the first I’ve heard to pronounce the end of that last name like the letter a.

      Is his name Bubba, like a good ol southern boy, or is it sounded like ‘boo bay’?

      BTW, spell check changed the actor/hoaxster’s name to “hussie skillet”. I don’t know what that means, but I am conditioned to accept that Google’s spell check is racist.

  2. Yeah, some noose alright. That little loop wouldn’t even choke the air out of his dick.

  3. Yesterday, I saw the door pull rope as the explanation, with pictures.

    Yes, people ARE that stupid. A 4 inch loop……….is a noose? Do these clueless knobs know what an actual noose looks like?

    1. Yes, it’s really big lives in the woods and has a big rack of horns … oh wait … I thought you said ‘moose.’

      1. That sounds exactly like that guy working in the Control Tower with Lloyd Bridges in the Airplane! movie

  4. Odd, but there is no picture of the alleged noose in any of the articles I read.Is that because it was NOT a noose and took a great deal of racialized imagination to turn it into a noose?

    I can find about a thousand articles about this alleged “noose” at every news site on earth, but not a single photo of said noose. Is the photo too “triggering” for us peasants? So,I guess we have to just take their word for it.

    I found grafitti on my garage that said,”all whites should be murdered”. Oh,I already painted over it,so you’ll just have to take my word for it. It was signed, “BLM”, but I don’t know anyone by those initials. There WAS a fellow named Brent Larry McGraw lived here a few years ago, but as we were friends I don’t see him spray painting that on my garage door.

    Should I call the media?

    1. Take it to the streets: “Where’s the noose?” Louder: “WHERE’S THE NOOSE”?

  5. I bet some racist in NASCAR operations knew the “noose” was there since 2019 and racially (intentionally) assigned Bubba to garage #4. Ha ha, not really, but that would be the next (il)logical conclusion and accusation that NASCAR could make and then NASCAR could ban that individual from the sport forever. What crazy nonsense. Bring back the “Rebel” flag. Long live Dukes of Hazard.

  6. Well all you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Anybody who thought this who “noose” thing was a “hate crime”, needs to seek help for their delusions. It’s really amazing how stupid people can be.

  7. Seemed like another Smollett-style hoax at first. It’s an indication of how little true racism remains today when a handful of incidents are seized upon and blown up to hysterical proportions to flog an agenda.

  8. Does not matter, the intended damage was done.

    This morning they showed it on Global Calgary.
    Do you really think that they are going to report the truth?
    Not a snowball chance in hell.
    Now, everybody that watched it on the news does not knows that it was fake news.
    Of course the “journalists”, as always would be last to know.
    And if they discovered the truth, they would not bother.
    Yesterday’s fake news.

  9. Remember that Bubba was not the one who found or reported the “noose.” It was reported by one of his crew. I think this shows how on edge everyone is after the riots; people are waiting for the next shoe to drop, the next bad thing to happen.

    To me, having the other drivers push Bubba’s car to the starting line was an accurate reflection of American society and culture in the large; one where everyone respects and looks out for their fellow man regardless of race, religion, class or upbringing. Americans tend to be very good people if you give them a chance.

    1. Personally if I’m getting ready to speed around a track at 200mph I’d appreciate not having to boot lick beforehand. These guys are supposed to be pro’s and should be focused on their race and not virtue signalling right beforehand. Bottom line is NASCAR got woke and will go broke. NASCAR fans must be disgusted with this whole pathetic incident. It’s bad enough progressives and the media already think they’re a bunch of white trash racists.

  10. All these incidents do is prove that racism is more prevalent in the minds of the “victims” and the fake noose (kudos to that one) than it is in reality.

    Look at all the damage this fake hatred has done to property, people and race relations. Absolutely disgusting. People need to be held accountable when they cause this damage.

  11. It looks like he’s going actually have to earn a win by driving better than everyone else rather than being awarded it automatically as compensation for all of the “stress” and “hurt feelings” the incident had caused.

  12. This was not a mistake or error. This was planned and nascar was onside.

    They got caught out in their lie a little too quick so this will be rapidly buried.

    This was a designed smear to promote blm and smear the decent folks who follow nascar, and help cement the narrative that the US is systemically racist.

    Good racers and fans should demand and apology from Bubba and his crew and Nascar.

  13. In a way the damage has been done. Wallace was instrumental in getting NASCAR to ban the rebel flag from all their events. The South and NASCAR are inextricably linked, so that right there was a pretty big enchilada for them. I’m sure even leftists were surprised at how quickly NASCAR bowed to lick their boots.
    We’ll see how their fans like it.

  14. Bubba Wallace would do a great deal of good by speaking out on what the investigation found. In fact I think it should be required. All he had to do when the story broke was state he was going to wait for an investigation before commenting but instead he (and his Mom) immediately stirred things up and with the help of the eager media and nervous politicians painted a large segment of American society as racists. A statement from Bubba would go a long way in healing deep wounds and help calm racial division.
    But he won’t….

  15. The Grope & Flail wants to keep the narrative alive so they came up with this headline:
    “No charges in NASCAR noose incident involving Black driver”
    What does this headline suggest to the casual reader? That there was a racist incident but the cops refused to press charges? Likely that’s how it will be read by many, which is what the Grope & Flail intended. Mission accomplished.

  16. Every false accusation of hatred against good, decent people is a confession to the real hatred that occupies the spot in the hearts of their tormentors where God should be.

    America’s white working men and peasantry just want to be left to enjoy the fruits of their labour (and nobody else’s) and worship the God of their fathers in peace.

    Thugs hate whites for having nice things and women who aren’t hideously ugly. They dream of the happy day they’ll hang the last “peckerwood” in America by his entrails.

    The scum who saddled America with a Negro problem in the first place hate the “bourgeoisie,” because they consider anybody with an IQ above 70 and able to function outside a slave plantation a threat to their rule. If they can’t rule America with an iron scepter (and own everything in it), they’ll goad the thugs into burning it to the ground, and burn the American people alive with it.

    And why not? They got away with signing the death warrant of the petits-blancs in Haiti.

  17. When I saw the news yesterday I told my wife that these hate crimes, just like the Jussie Smollett alleged assault case, usually turn out to be a false narrative based on planted evidence. I didn’t expect that we’d know one day later. Way to go FBI. You’re pretty quick when you’re not trying to frame someone.

  18. Maybe it’s just me, but I can look at a rope with a loop in the end of it and I don’t feel an overpowering urge to hang people like liberals do.
    I think it’s because I’m a lot smarter than a liberal.

  19. Wendell Scott is probably looking down and saying “boy, you are a poor excuse for a man”!

  20. So if observing that Albert Einstein, who developed the theory of relativity, was white and Bubba who can’t recognize a looped rope overhead door pull, is black being racist? Asking for a friend.

  21. How about this novel idea: even if it was a noose (and it of course wasn’t) it would not be significant enough issue for a civilized mature society to give a shit about.

  22. I don’t go to a NASCAR race for ‘open and welcoming’. I don’t even go for ‘diversity and inclusion’. I go to see men race cars.

    1. I saw a car race once. I didn’t see the point of watching another one .. All they do is go round and round while everyone waits to see a huge crash and fire, which usually doesn’t happen. It’s almost as boring as soccer or baseball. :0)

  23. Unless no one from NASCAR has been in a garage before, you know they knew this wasn’t some damn noose meant for intimidation. I think they just pushed this so they could virtue signal their new found reason to exist – fight the “systemic racism” all around.

    Any one of those people could have walked up and said, “That’s not a noose. It’s the garage door pull rope.”

  24. Not even a mention on Drudge. Can someone explain what happened to that site? Is it like a radio station that has gone from top 40 to light Jazz? They must have totally switched demograpics.

  25. “All media exist to invest our lives with artificial perceptions and arbitrary values.” – Marshall McLuhanism

    I’d say mission accomplished.

  26. Noose? I thought you said he had a racist Moose!

    There are black and brown Moose everywhere, and racist Canadians target them on Canada’s highways every year.

    Where is the White peoples reparations for the dead Moose on the loose?

  27. Still went on with Don Lemon and doubled down after FBI said there was no noose. Keep digging Bubba, Don’s got your back.

  28. Nooseorama was a publicity stunt and if you look at the ratings it worked. So the noosers and the non-noosers all bit. And a bunch of them are still biting.

  29. Someone should apologize to bubba with a bucket of Colonel Sanders and a watermelon.

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