26 Replies to “Greta, The Magical Retard”

  1. Why double standard? Children had been taken away from parents all over Scandinavia for as little as saying a prayer. Here we have yelling and mal-nutrition. She does not look anorexic to me, by the way, if only extremely evil and bad-tempered.

  2. How Dare You!
    Joan of Arc..sorry Greta the Magic Retard cannot be questioned,being the new Pope of the Cult of Calamitous Climate we must “Surrender our reason and obey”.
    I guess those profiting from the exploitation of this defective child(well adult really) are missing the limelight.
    Kind of hard to sell Doom by Climatism,when one of the traditional Horsemen of Doom is doing a ride by.
    Just imagine if the computer modelling of Pandemic was as accurate as that of Doom by Slow Decay..I mean Climate Change.
    Oh right…nevermind.
    By the way all my warm weather plantations have died in the Arctic Cold, can I sue Environment Canada for the inaccuracy of “Environment Canada’s Science”?

    1. Kind of hard to sell Doom by Climatism, when one of the traditional Horsemen of Doom is doing a ride by. (Best line I’ve seen in a long while.)
      I have not heard the words “Climate Crisis”, carbon polution, or “denier” coming out of the Liberal’s mouths in a while. This price we are currently paying is much lower and much less painful than the cost of the new horseman auditioning to replace or be the 5th Horseman. I hope people can see that.

  3. WOW! Combine weak willed and intentionally ineffectual parenting with strong-willed and somewhat intelligent children, albeit with underlying mental issues, and you have Greta the Spoiled Wunder-Brat. She’s nothing more than a tyrant that’s well on the way to becoming fully-formed. She’d make Stalin and Mao look like Orville fuckin’ Redenbacher.

    1. Is that any way to describe the greatest prophetess since Cassandra? Nobody listened to her, either, and look how that turned out. (sarcasm = off)

      1. I believe she has the opposite curse as Cassandra. Cassandra foretold the truth but no one believed her.

  4. Haven’t heard much from Greta lately. This coronavirus thing is cramping her style.

    1. It was hilarious, they’ve had various anti car nutbars on the news recently talking about how after this is all over we should all ride bikes or whatever. They didn’t get the memo that the tides out and people see below the surface. The climate cult is dead. Leftists will be focused on the next world ending virus now and we can placate them with studies, hand sanitizer and mask stockpiles.

  5. The family’s insularity, once a source of happiness, now transformed the family into a kind of crucible of madness. “We scream. We kick down doors. We scratch. We pound walls. We wrestle. We cry. We ask for help and we endure,” Malena writes. Svante and Beata took a trip to Italy, where Beata had a panic attack and had to be taken home. “You just released 2.7 tonnes of CO2 in the air,” Greta informed them when they got back to Stockholm. “And that corresponds to the annual emissions of five people in Senegal.”

    These are NOT the people I would take life-style advice from. (And if I was in the climate catastrophe movement, I would not want these people speaking for me.)

  6. Utah Phillips used to say (when, ya know, he was alive), “Make sure your heroes are all dead. That way they can’t fuck it up.”

    But Kate, I just want you to know, whatever you may do in the future, however much you may disappoint or disillusion me, you will always have a warm place in my heart for that header.

  7. Greta and her parents should be put on a strict regime of purgatives. Until all the shit between their ears is flushed. Leave them with butts so sore they can’t sit down. I might add a triple dose for all Liberals an the fools that vote for them.
    Just for the record the 93T in US Dollars promised at Paris is more than all the total wealth of very family and business on planet earth almost 2x over. They all deserve to dangle. Yet Canadians go for it over and over and over.

  8. Wait till the word gets out that 12 oz. of alcohol a day during pregnancy will guarantee you a gifted child like Greta.

  9. Could we possibly get Greta and David Hogg together to see if they can reproduce? They have similar facial expressions.

    Just asking in the name weird, perverted, evil, fake science. You know, the type of stuff for which the government hands out grants.

  10. Liberal exploitation of children includes driving them insane in order to use them for politics.

  11. I laughed profusely when I read the part about the 45 minute howl!! Now we know what raises the CO2 level in the atmosphere.

    If you’ve lived in SW Saskatchewan, on a full moon night, coyotes have been known to do the same.

    However they are smart enough not to join the global warmist movement.

  12. Seeing we are in Kate’s climate Cult section just a little reality about Antarctic —–Another day from Amundson– Scott South pole Station : April 14th—— -61C windchill — -81C !
    I hope for Greta’s sake she doesn’t plan on trying to visit the magical melting Glaciers!

    1. You obviously haven’t yet received the re-education you so desperately need. In today’s society we CELEBRATE people who are … “born that way”. Who are “different”. And ALL differences are now valid. Yes, even mental-illness. The mentally-Ill of yesteryear are the nuanced, savants, of today. An eating disorder? … nahhh … she’s just a lingerer… who lingers over her meals. Maybe it’s YOU who eat TOO FAST!

      Every deviation is now the norm. How wonderful!?

  13. I feel very badly for Greta. Seriously.
    This mal-adjusted, Aspergers patient has been lied to and propaganized by her teachers, cynically used by her overtly political parents, and co-opted as a mascot by an army of useful idiots in the worldwide environmental movement. There should be criminal investigations into child abuse. We must ignore her for her own good.

    1. Tend to agree. She was seriously ill-served by her parents. A 45-minute tantrum by anyone over the age of six requires intervention, not acquiescence. But then I’m the parent who would take the offsprings to Aggie Days and – in the bovine section – was known to ask if we were looking at hamburgers-on-the-hoof or ice cream.

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