Bottom Story Of The Day

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1. Transgender people’s care can be treated as non-essential.

   That was my takeaway; so, bottoms up!

   1. But, but, butt … the Vice article claimed these are … “life-saving” surgeries. You know … like open heart surgery, cancer surgery, appendectomy. How DARE we not add nutsactomies to that vital list.

      1. Oh well, maybe the veterinarian clinics can take up all that slack….

         1. Nope, dogs can get and transmit Covid-19 as well so…
            They’ll need to cut it all off for themselves. Then they can go in for some stitches on strictly an out patient basis. The rabies vaccination requirement will not be waived however, so they best start with that

2. I’m waiting for a Liberal, or a New Democrat to tell us what gender the Wuhan virus is.

   Woke minds need to know. 🙁

   1. Not sure … but I’ve been told it’s transmitted by fluid genders. Droplets

3. I see what you did there.

4. so some freak gitting it’s nuts cut off is low priority ???

   The woohoo floo has a positive effect after all

5. I kinda want this china virus to stick around for good now.. haven’t been bombarded with climate change and tranny hysteria for a good two weeks now. Real news is actually being reported for a change.

6. My small Manitoba city has a clinic withh a partnership of about 10 doctors and includes a walk-in medical clinic.

   They have now closed the whole building to the public … excellent idea … waiting rooms with a hundred coughing people is about the worst place to be.

   They have implemented a new system where you can phone your doctors office and leave a message including any questions you have and later the doc calls you directly with his reply and recommendations. To me it is a perfect system …. fast and streamlined … and lets face it , most visits to the doc are simply to ask a few questions. At that time the doctor will immediately give you access to the clinic if required or it is an urgent situation.

   I did that yesterday , a great relaxed 10 minute phone consultation with my doctor , also got him to renew a prescription , and an hour later my drugstore delivered it to my door.

   Best doctors visit I have ever had without visiting the doctor …. I saved several hours and avoided a germ infested waiting room , and my doctor called me when he had the minutes required to talk to me.

7. I don’t think surgery fixes narcissism anyway.

8. Here…let me unplug these ventilators and roll these critically sick people outside so we can make space to indulge this mentally ill degenerate.

   Hope the plague gets em.

   1. Love that first paragraph. I’m stealing it.

      Well done, Sir.

      mhb23re

9. I read a meme a couple of days ago that said: “Covid-19 infection reports only mention male and female–nothing is mentioned about the other 57 genders.”

10. The idea that someone may have a hip replacement delayed because Napoleon demands to have his dingus chopped off is revolting and another proof why publik healthkare is a crime against humanity.