21 Replies to “When Bernie Loses”

  1. Pretty much. However I hope the concrete milkshakes, infected with COVID-19, are hurled at Biden Rallies … not Trump’s. Best the Bernie Bro’s. go after their imminent enemies.

  2. Glad to see Bernie get burned but I am a bit curious . How did a guy with dementia and no campaign offices or money beat Bernie and the bros? Why do I get the sense that someone hacked the democrat voting machines.

    1. I did it.
      for fun and practice.
      the proof is when Homer’s stand-in moves into the white house.
      leave it up to some voters and THAT is what they will get. (paging dan quayle !!!)

      other than that, all is good.
      rest assured SDA, despite media reports, America has NOT gone socialist
      nearly enough for the likes of sanders to win.

      p.s. if by some stretch he does, he WILL spend trillions and bring hyperinflation
      decades and generations earlier.
      perhaps even in his term.

    2. Fair question and suspicion. Especially with Buttboy and Angry Amy bowing out on Sunday. No doubt they were told/promised to get out of the way, and if Bungles Biden flukes is way into office (HAAAAA!) they were no doubt promised cushy positions. They don’t just bow out for no reason prior to Super Tuesday, THAT’s what stinks.
      With few if any options, the “moderates” defaulted to Senile Joe. Speaks volumes about Demarxist voters, they are in denial about Biden’s dementia, they would rather vote for an amoeba than TRUMP.
      The real story last night is the one the media won’t tell you. TRUMP outpolled all Demarxist votes in all but one state yesterday. This for an incumbent that doesn’t need the primary votes at all.
      November landslide coming up

  3. Bernie still has a chance—roughly one in eight. That chance is for Liz to drop out in the next few days and for Joe to go on being obviously senile. For all his other faults, Bernie’s still mostly there.

    All that’s assuming Bernie actually wants to be president, of course. If he were serious about governing, he’d have stayed in Israel, and by now might have been a minister in several Israeli governments and leader of his own party.

    1. If Bernie’s Bros burn down Milwaukee, I hope he’s charged with inciting riots and sedition. His rhetoric is highly inflammatory, his promises are ridiculous, as are his supporters. Their lack of thinking skills has led them to believe life will be free if Bernie is leader, who wouldnt like that? Idiots!

      1. DanBC at 7:53 pm:
        Does that mean if the bernout is president, everybody will get a “berner phone” (and a pony)?

    2. Bernie hates Israel. He’s a Soros lover. Soros hates Israel too. He’d never move there. I am waiting now for him to announce he’s withdrawing and right after buying a fourth house. I think the idea of winning actually terrifies him.

    3. “Mostly there”? He’s a crazed socialist who Honeymooned in the USSR when they still had gulags and a red army and politburo.

  4. More Simpsons memes less Trudeau please.

    I’m tired of beards (and TO complaining about via rail and open borders with the Iran virology batsoup experiment).

    1. On the bright side beards make it impossible to get a good seal on a medical mask.

  5. Exact same thing a lot of them did in 2016. They did the most destructive thing they could think of at the time; vote for Trump.

    1. “…the most destructive thing they could think of at the time; vote for Trump.”

      Which turned out to be another demonstration of the fact that they suck at thinking.

      1. It’s honestly impossible to know that either way until like 20 years from now. And probably not even then.

    2. If Hillary the Hag and Creepy Joe are the best you establishment hacks have, you are doomed.

  6. Biden comes down with a sudden case of Arkancide-19 (definitely NOT from China) and Bill’s wife steps in out of the bushes to save the day!!

  7. The voters are idiots. Asked a neighbor who he’d vote for tomorrow, and he said “Not Trump”. When pressed, all he could answer was “I just don’t like him – he’s arrogant”. No facts – just emotion. I informed him that if you are going to be the most powerful man on the planet, you’d better be at least a little arrogant. And smart. An attribute none of those presented displayed. Well, except Tulsi, and she’ll only fly as a cabinet member.

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