19 Replies to “Bloomberg Wins American Samoa”

  1. Milwaukee, July, brokered convention, Bernie Bros and Antifa all struggling to not commit suicide, will the riots spill over to Winnipeg?

  2. What’s that? $500,000,000.00 for 1 Delegate? $1/2B per Delegate?

    Sounds like a brilliant Manager … as I’ve been told over and over and over …

    1. Not quite right. Bloomberg got 4 delegates. The runner-up, Tulsi Gabbard got the other delegate. So, you can figure out how much Bloomberg paid for each of his delegates. I suspect that Tulsi got hers for much less (although Hillary would suggest that she had the benefit of support from Vladimir Putin).

  3. Bloomberg 4 delegates. Mini Mike for sure AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I’m going to stop at a 7-11 and go get the largest soda to celebrate.

  4. I was just about to approach the American Samoa article but Kate beat me to it! It heartens me to know that Americans aren’t fooled by his idiotic candidacy.

  5. Fitting for Mickey Bloomers. Backhand compliment and all…..

    But, looking at the big picture, what were ButtJudge and Angry Amy promised by Biden or the DNC by dropping out days before Super Thursday…………Biden has come from nowhere, Alzheimer’s, senility, creepiness and all, to become the front runner.

    The Bernie Bros will be crying in their bud dust tonight, wondering what happened to their Communist takeover

    Demarxists are truly oblivious and stupid as hell. Did I say corrupt?

    1. Ever wonder though, Senile Joe has been so lacklustre, bland, forgetful, and, apparently didn’t have any ground game in these states that he won………….and he’s essentially sweeping.

      Is this what a FIX looks like? Did all those dead voters show up again?

  6. However things are, beginning to think that Biden as a candidate for “Democratic” party would be the best choice given circumstances and Trump’s tendency to reduce his opponents to something resembling a guy that is wandering in wilderness not knowing which road in the fork to take or just to take the fork.

    1. Are you saying that Biden is already so clueless as to what date and time he’s in that he’s somehow immune to being canon fodder? Or is he just the establishments proxy to burden the entire failure of the Democratic party on to a single useless patsy?

      1. Well, with Bernie Bro looking to take Cali, maybe the brokered convention is still in play.

        Still, Joe is as inspiring as mini-Mike, really.

  7. LOLOLOL

    Talking news head “As I look around this very empty stadium filled with people” xD

  8. Simple. Joe offers Bernie the VP job and we all get to watch which one goes to Arlington first. Sorry not funny but the Demo effort is so ridiculous I couldn’t resist.

  9. It’s a great day to be alive and living in the lower 48! The Donks know that President Trump will shred
    any candidate they throw at him. The brain-dead neurologically impaired Alzheimers afflicted Biden
    is the perfect candidate. By putting up the weakest candidate, they can put the blame on him instead
    of the party. “He won fair and square, so it wasn’t our fault.” Even if there is no sign of party interference,
    the Bernie Bros will probably make the 1968 Days Of Rage riots look like a picnic. That will play right into
    Trump’s hands the same way it propelled Nixon to a massive landslide in 1968. Keep an eye on Milwaukee
    Wisconsin.

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