29 Replies to “And The Budget Will Balance Itself”

  1. Oh money well spent to figure out what colour best represents coersive force and government theft.

    1. Yep. This wasn’t about envelope color. This was about moving money to Liberals. Libs move $73000 of our money to their friends and get $5000 back in donations or other repayments, cushy jobs etc down the road or up the road. And so on, and so on, and so on. Pretty soon you have multi-millionaire MPs and PMs who can’t even sell insurance, and all they had to do was steal a bunch of money from the plebes.

  3. Shit-brown seems aboot right because it accurately symbolizes the Canadian government’s view of each and every one of us. A turd under their jack boot.

    1. Not to mention the colour of what the Prime Fool is so good at turning our hard-earned money and our society into. There are too-many reasons why his name is Turdo…

  4. Really? As if being a Western businessman already buried in high taxes and federal red tape, fighting a Central government intent on destroying me isn’t enough?

    Now, they have to demonstrate they’re so out of touch they think I give a rats a$$ what colour their ridiculous demands are wrapped in. What a lame, incompetent and self-centred bureaucracy we’re cursed with.

    Maybe, just maybe it’s the Sender, not the colour of the envelope we loathe.

    1. Lamp posts and rope also work well, can be found almost everywhere, and tend to be tidier. But whatever works…

    2. Bad design. That one has the condemned kneel down. Then you have to pick him up, which isn’t easy as he’s rag-dolled and hard to hold onto.
      Better designs were made to slide the condemned into position laying face down. Then all you needed was to tilt one side and dump him into an apple crate sitting beside it to dispose of him.

      1. “Bad design. That one has the condemned kneel down.”

        Wouldn’t it be nice and fitting to incorporate sun/wind into the design and have them facing up? You know….”look on your works, ye Mighty, and despair….”

        1. And to think sensible people thought that those windmills were useless.
          Sure they produce no useful power,but they have a tip speed of about 200mph.
          With a little ingenuity we can make a synchronized feeder system,so that tip meets neck at just the right time,place and speed.
          No escape ,when wind lacks,we can just reschedule or if they are foul enough,just leave them in place .
          Let their last thoughts be on the unreliability of this junk they forced us to fund.

          1. Enfin! A kindred spirit!

            I’m sure that with a bit of rye and reason we could work out a pretty slick design!

  6. I commend CRA for keeping the cost so low. They may have been tempted to hold a study session in Hawaii, but being the loyal civil servants they are, braved Canada’s Winter and polled in this frozen domain. A million bucks would be more in line with normal guvvermint spending.
    Personally, I was not given the chance to participate, but would have opted for a rainbow colored envelope to reflect our diversity.

    A couple of smiley faces on the front wouldn’t hurt either.

  8. I suggest the body of the envelope in blue with a half inch rectangular border in BLACK. Black and Blue. And maybe a follow up focus group for the correct shade of blue.

    Kate?

  9. It’s clear that “the powers that be” want Canadians to be perpetual debt slaves.

    Do we really need a federal government? Perhaps the provincial governments can abolish the federal government?

  10. We can sing the old song “Hard Times Come Again No More” to no avail. Conditions are ripening fast for economic strife
    and we have an idiot at the helm with bunch of dopes “advising” him. Never have we had a more incompetent government.

  12. Two questions immediately come to mind.

    Will it be a coincidence if they change the colour to liberal red?
    Will the contract be given to a Quebec ad company?

  14. Keep in mind that the cra are liars, thieves, killers, extortionists, bullies and cowards. otherwise the same as their parent the biggest terrorists group in canada. Referring to them as the crooks of canada is too kind.

  16. What the hell is wrong with these people?

    You talk to somebody from the government, their comment is, its nothing.
    You put 1000 nothings together and suddenly you’re talking real money.

    The bureaucrats don’t see past the end of their stinking nose.
    And they rule. Since those who were voted in, actually have no clue how to run a refreshment stand, if they run one, they would lose money something fierce.
    So we are in a no win situation.
    Don’t think that those that call themselves “Conservatives” would actually do any better.
    Its the same shit, different pile.
    Full honor to the exceptions.

  17. It seems silly that not one person is capable of making a simple decision that would not make a significant difference to more than one person… Reminds one of Germany’s democracy before Hitler … To Stupid to see the trees…

    How many more silly reasons to cover snivel Servant theft

  18. Every person should have to work for the civil service for a year upon completion of high school. Just so everyone is aware of how their tax dollars are going to be spent when/if they become contributing members of society.

    I spent a few summers during University working for the federal gov. Eye opening and depressing knowing how my tax dollars are being spent.

    1. I know the feeling. Many years ago, I worked for several months as a contractor at a certain government facility. Some of what I saw going on there was unbelievable.

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