44 Replies to “The Party that wants to take over much of the economy, can’t even run a small state’s caucus!”

  3. Hey! It takes time to fake all the results so it isn’t obvious, or more than sort of obvious.

    1. It’s far more diabolical.

      The Russians are getting Trump elected by deploying the Democratic Party.

      It worked the first time, didn’t it?

  4. They have an app, a paper trail of votes and even photos. Sounds like a shitshow.
    But to be fair, math is hard for Lefties.

    1. Bernie Socialist Sanders had too many yes votes.

      Any computer geek will tell you it is hell trying to change a YES to a No vote on a phone app.

      We will see the results in June.

      ‘ON TO NEW HAMPSHIRE’

      1. ”We will see the results in June“

        You should be in charge of DNC’s media/lying strategy: problem solved!

  5. The all-news networks had been building up the supposed importance of the Iowa caucuses, in the past weeks, so they could retrieve good anti-Trump sound bites from all those Democrats running.

    One observer, on BNN-Bloomberg news early this morning, waxed indignant at the unexpected delay in the results. But he closed the interview by saying, “In a week, all of this will be forgotten”. What he is saying is, that in a week, the corporate media establishment will purposely forget the chaos in Iowa, in order to support the Democrats.

  7. One indication the left wing of our world are worried about the fiasco in Iowa: the pro-Democratic-party Globe and Mail closed comments on its story about the delay in voting results. And the less-than-honest paper headlined its story as “With the results of the Iowa caucuses still in doubt. ..”. But the writer of the news article called the resukts-reporting a “meltdown”.

    If the propagandists at the Globe and Mail are worried, there must be consternation at many elite boardrooms everywhere about this.

    1. Thank you for volunteering to review the mush and tripe of the Mope and Wail.

      Do you wear protective clothing when doing so? It truly is pathetic to see how far the paper has fallen, to take on the Red Star in the lack of objectivity within its product.

      Gary Mason used to be a writer out here on the coast in the Sun years ago. Didn’t mind him then. But he seems to have suffered a terrible accident since then, fallen on his head, or caught a terrible virus. His tripe for years now would rival the diatribes of Trotsky and Marx.

  8. It means Bernie won. Decisively. And the DNC does NOT want Bernie to be the nominee (they seem to be lining up for Bloomberg now, as they’re running out of time & options), so they suppress the result, denying Bernie his victory lap up on stage heading to the next vote (NH?).

    Same reason the final Iowa poll wasn’t published. Bernie was leading it. Probably considerably.

    Corrupt, corrupt, corrupt.

  11. The Liberal Party’s CBC is actually explaining that it doesn’t matter because that state is full of old white people.

  12. In the 1960s I unfortunately partook in cannabis drugs. And in the 1980s and 1990s I used to read Frank magazine, which used to have a hilarious satirical take on our broadcast media, inserting crazy lines in balloons for well-known hosts.

    All of this to say that the above is what it is like watching CBC morning host Heather Hiscox interviewing reporter Katie Simpson pontificating on the Iowa caucuses. Ms. Simpson (nicknamed “Josef Goebbelss” perhaps?) calmly stated that the “election-results meeting room was well organized, with representatives of each candidate waiting patiently”. Ms. Hiscox head-nodded in rapt attention. Listening to these two is a mind-bending experience.

  14. The Iowa results didn’t kill themselves.

    Bernie was going to win and the DNC has declared that doubleplusungood. The results went down the memory hole.
    Anything coming out of Iowa now is pure fabrication.

  15. What?!!!

    It’s a perfect liberal outcome – Everyone gets a trophy!

    Look at all those clowns on TV declaring victory, they’re all winners… hooray…

  17. Catch the two old CBC saber tooths covering the story in Iowa wearing their best commie red dresses…. salivating at the thought of a weekend at Bernie’s.

    1. ” the two old CBC saber tooths covering the story in Iowa wearing their best commie red dresses….”
      If they seem a bit vague on how to cover the story it’s likely because we know they all want communism but they’re not sure Bernie’s ‘good and hard’ brand is what they should be shilling for.

  18. Not exactly sure what happened but it could well be ‘Spoiled Bratitis”. The rules state that when your candidate loses you vote for someone else. (kind of like a preferred vote ballot) except the people refused to vote for someone else. Several reports of people refusing to admit defeat and vote for the other person. In one report the Warren people remained Warren people even after she was declared nonviable as a candidate. In other news the only guy running against Trump on the Republican side was booed out of the building. No body voted for him.

  19. It must be God’s wrath. After making it policy and declaring that there is no god (but government), the Dhimicraps are running the primaries in church basements.

  20. Don’t you see what’s going on here? The Russians are up to their old tricks again! The Democrats aren’t fools, their victims of Trump and Putin’s evil deeds. To thank the Russians for hacking another election Trump is going to sell them Alaska, which we know to be true because Adam Schiff said so. It’s all very clear to me now.

    1. I don’t usually give LOLs, But that is Funny.

      Trump has sold Alaska to the Russians for 8 more years..

      Baha.

    1. coding error….it couldn’t find Hillary’s name, so the program crashed…didn’t know where to apply the votes too!

  24. The Liberal Party’s Toronto Star is excited that whiny indians are successful at closing down a pulp and paper plant in Nova Scotia putting thousands out of work. They are also excited at whiny indians stopping a ski resort being built in B.C. to save the sacred tree frog. In other Star news, editorial that Doug Ford is Hitler for not giving teachers everything they want, more Doug Ford is Hitler stories, Islam is wonderful, socialism is wonderful, Trump is Hitler, “Serious” Justin The Gay Pirate is wonderful, the Liberal Party is wonderful, Canadians are racist bastards.

  26. This was supposed to be a big night for the Democrats, where every news stations would spend the evening focusing on them to a rapt nation. You can’t buy that type of publicity.

    Instead it made them look like the Keystone Cops.

  27. Yes, Bernie probably won—just about. Even the Bernie Bros, armed with figures from God knows where, didn’t dare assign him more than 26 percent of the vote.

    The memos from Team Biden to the Iowa Democratic Party don’t read like the sort of thing you send to people you can trust to rig the vote your way. (“Sure, Joe. We’ll get right on your request. And by the way, we have no plans to commit mass suicide.”)

    The real story is that Mayor Pete, a queer-friendly version of Bill Clinton, is back in the race to be Mike Bloomberg’s vice-presidential candidate.

  30. As pointed out elsewhere, the Russians and Ukrainians are getting a bit overplayed. Can we blame this one on the Uzbeks or the Crimean Tartars?

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