25 Replies to “That Global Warming is Causing a Heat Wave Across North America!”

  1. In related news, Great Leader Blackie The Gay Pirate is burning jet fuel to Manitoba today, along with his cabinet. Number one issue on their cabinet meeting there will be global warming.

    1. Why dont they have the meeting outside if the world is too hot for them? If they were real Canadians they would have gone up to Inuvik or maybe Kugluktuk.

  2. As Trudeau’s carbon tax sucks the life out of Canadians a typical Canadian winter and the increased fuel cost still aren’t enough to get stupid Canadians to force that bastard from office and use their tiny minds to get the law scrapped. Imagine if solar panels and wind turbines were the only source of electricity in St. Johns NFLD today. Logic and rational thought no longer exists in Canada.

    1. But, but, but … Australia’s BURNING! Don’t you carrrreeeee about the Southern Hemisphere!? You bastard! You Northern hemispherist!!!

    2. At 150kph I would love to see how fast the turbines spun before they flew off into the storm.

  3. Well old white guy, you’re not the only old white guy, or, the only old white guy that thinks like us old white guys. Solar in Alberta last I looked is 0.01 percent of power, to the grid, wind was 1.2 percent, and we both know what is making up the other 98.8 percent of what is keeping us warm in -33. But let’s be progressive Canadians, pony up billions more for more wind and solar so the principals and liberal clawback artists, can load offshore liberal bank accounts with essentially stolen subsidy money. That’s what the moron puppet was told to do, tax and tax some more, ‘it’ is the tip of the current canadian commie spear to drag our once proud country “quietly canadian”, to the bottom, and “it” is doing what “it” was told. That trip to the island was no holiday, it was orders to be acted on. Our land and asset prices will continue to diminish with this Gomer Pyle of politics, (reference for old white guys) stumbles through “its” daily dictates from the cabal that Trump said “shove it” to. In Alberta we voted in another globalist, he says he is a nationalist, but how can he be a nationalist without first addressing Gomers edict that Canada is a “post nation state”? Nothing left to be a nationalist about Jason. Kenney better wake up, nut up, and start learning how to add 2+2, because 2 more years of Gomer, Canada is Venezuela without the bananas but plenty of monkeys.

  4. I guess the real reason for objecting to “Baby It’s Cold Outside” being sung is the Climate High Heat Crisis.

    1. That’s called a two-fer. Now if you can just get a black “transitioning” woman to sing a sanitized version of the song … you might have a four-fer.

  5. I just watched a debate on you tube, where the one guy tried to use the weather on Venus as proof of global warming on earth.

    I have no idea why Venus is so different from earth. It has no magnetic field, no molten core, it is closer to the sun, less mass than the earth. But I honestly had to laugh when I saw how far a so called scientist was willing to reach, to try to prove a point.

    1. It has come to the point where they will point to a dog urinating on a tree and scream that is absolute irrefutable proof of catastrophic man-made climate change.

    1. Ella can warm you up.

      It’s plenty cool out here at the trap shack. Got an old dog that doesn’t even want to go out and eat.

      Hot rum coming up and maybe I’ll look up that old 50’s version of ‘Hot Toddy’ by Julie London.

  6. ‘Sun so hot I froze to death,Susanna don’t you cry”.
    I wonder just how cold Can Ahh Duh has to get before our parasites are satisfied?
    Dat Global Warming it so bad we have to measure it in feet not inches..sounds so impressive when the weather channel emotes over 25 cm, as if a foot of snow is unusual in the East.
    I love how “the cost of living” is going up..but no connection to the Carbon Pollution fees..Oh no nothing to see here move along.

    1. Well, the businessman with a beard and his cabinet are coming here for three days.

      Surely they will be dealing with the number issue in Canada today – the climate crisis.

      Trudeau, ministers head to Winnipeg for cabinet retreat, western outreach

      Beginning Sunday, he and his 36 ministers will be holed up in Winnipeg for three days to discuss priorities and plot how to bring them to fruition in a House of Commons where the Liberals hold only a minority of seats. . .

      Among the issues ministers are expected to discuss during the Winnipeg retreat is what the government calls “the challenges of an uncertain world” — a timely topic as the country tries to come to grips with Iran’s admission that it accidentally shot down a Ukrainian passenger jet last week. The crash killed all 176 people on board, including 57 Canadian citizens and 29 permanent residents.

      The retreat will focus primarily on more prosaic matters: the state of the economy, the upcoming budget and how to deliver on campaign promises to bolster the middle class, fight climate change, strengthen gun control and achieve reconciliation with Indigenous Peoples. . .

      An ‘uncertain world’? That must be one where they don’t get elected next time.

  7. I note the “BREAKING NEWS!!!” chyron on the CBC: Winter weather hits Canada!! In January!! Like that’s never happened before. They’ve now segued smoothly from fake news to stupid news.

  8. On a positive note, I was given a 7 day “time-out”, “teachable moment” for criticizing Saint Greta, then banned for 100 days for not apologizing and self censoring my free speed rights. I’ll consider it a badge of honor.

  9. It’s not as cold here in Iowa as it is in Saskatchewan, of course, but it is -18 C here in south-central Iowa this morning (slightly south of Rome, Italy), with forecast overnight lows colder than that for Monday and Tuesday mornings.

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