20 Replies to “Welcome Canada’s Newest Residents”

  1. Well, Canada has a new prime minister.
    Meet the new boss,
    Same as the old boss.

    Because stupid is as stupid dose.
    You’ll elect him. Can I revise my 2020 predictions?

  2. Yeah?

    Maybe they should wait for an invitation…. or apply through the system like everybody else. Are they coming in as refugees or on the temporary workers program or family reunification? Not sure they qualify for anything.

    Hope they don’t show up around here. Wonder if harry windsor knows how to skin and board a coyote? And his trailer park wifey? What does she bring to the table…..I know don’t ask.

    1. Well ab…. they are wealthy and not welfare seeking illegals who are considered legal as soon as they set foot on Canadian dirt. That means mucho criticism and more BS from the ever whining left.

    1. well, THAT just made my day.
      I’m part of TWO class action suits.

      at least now the young man has loadsa dough for his education.
      I wonder if the rest of the media will get the message.
      hopefully NOT so THEY can get sued as well.

      1. I believe his team of attorneys have a dozen other lawsuits filed, and another dozen in the chutes. Go get em ALL. Hopefully one will go to trial … and set legal precedent for irresponsible “journalism”

  3. Oh please, just go home. Seriously.
    We have our own insufferable twit that our media fawns over 24-7. Three of you DNA winners will make me want to commit Seppuku.
    Go to France, South Africa, Caribbean, St.James Island, I frankly don’t care. Please, just go away.
    Gawd!!!!

  4. Grew up in Victoria. They’ll fit right in, except his proper English accent won’t be fake. It’s like an acquired speech impediment in the wanna-be class. Nothing says pretentious in Victoria more than fake upperclass diction.

    I imagine Anglophile heads are exploding all over the island right now. This means about 50% of the population just pulled a Kingsmen.

    Of course if the “royals” really cared about anyone but themselves, they would move to the outskirts of a different Sydney, the one in New South Wales. Having their kids volunteer to help rebuild destroyed lives and homes would earn real respect.

    But here we are, our Laurentian overlords will still moneygram them millions and stamp their faces (fittingly) to the back of loonies while they scarf scallops at deep cove.

  5. I suspect that the Spawn will fear playing second fiddle to the new paparazzi magnets. Being the nation’s most media-covered airhead is not something he would want to share with the real royals.

  6. Being the nation’s most media-covered airhead

    Who do you mean: Meghan, Soapy, Prinz Dummkopf, or all three? I don’t think any of them could be considered candidates for Mensa membership.

  7. Yes, as said previously, just go home.The cost of keeping ’em here will be astronomical,what with the danger of some crazed White Hunter deciding to shoot them with an AR-15 or other scary weapon. Senior recently unionized RCMP officers will be pulling rank to get in on this cushy detail.

    The f***ing media in this country turns into teeny-bopper reporters of the “Tiger Beat” type gushing over Donnie,Bobby,Justin,David,davy, now Harry and his wife, whenever a celebrity shows up. To paraphrase what Ricky Gervais said the other night, come and visit,accept your award,thank your god and fuck off.

  8. Please take up residence in some remote part of the Commonwealth so we don’t have to put up with your constant offerings of horse crap . Canada has it’s fair share of self centered cardboard cut outs as it is . The last thing we need are the Brit’s version of the kardashians .

  9. I figure the spawn might take the opportunity to relegate Harry to the post of seldom seen and seldom heard IE: Governor General. This would effectively neutralize Harry from the bought and paid for press and allow said presstitutes to continue to idolize Pierres accident. This would also poke a stick in the eye of the Royals over in the UK which Justine has been raised to despise and the Laurentian elite equally reviles.

  10. Somebody actually believes gossip from The Sun? That’s worse than believing gossip about the RF in The Daily Mail.

  11. Many years ago, Mark Steyn enterained the idea of Prince Harry becoming His Majesty King Harry of Canada.

  12. Governor General of Canada would be a reasonable and traditional appointment for him, it’s a thing.

    Bonus would be that we get rid of space chick.

  13. Ah, our own People’s Princess. How Woke can we get, eh ?
    Giving up the ‘Privilege’ ? Never going to happen.

  14. They’re upset because they’ve been ”sidelined’ and are not part of the central plans for the monarchy? News flash: Harry isn’t in the direct line of succession and he will never, ever be as important as his grandmother, father, brother, nephews and nieces, no matter how ”popular” his social-climbing wife thinks he is.

  15. Oh Prince Harry…. you are such a pathetic cuck. A couple of years with this woman and he’s dressing his son in girls clothes and suddenly the Royal Family isn’t a good fit for him. He needs to reach down and find his testicles… alot of Brits do.

Navigation