54 Replies to “Greta The Magical Retard”

  2. flap your arms and fly there Greta or maybe you can fly with John Travolta on his 707 maybe you can use a flying carpet or Al Gores Hot Air or maybe Robert Kennedy Jr will take you over or use Laurie Davids Hypocricy

  3. Greta, on a yacht, in the Atlantic, in November……LMAO!
    At least she’ll have a better concept of REAL weather.
    “You puke, you clean it up!”

  5. Doo dah dah Doo!! Justin Truseau and his non-emitting, taxpayer funded, green-magic Canadair jet to the rescue. (Once he is done November surfing at Longbeach).

    1. MiniT ain’t helping her no how; she dumped all over his parade. Basically gave him a verbal ‘noogie’ at was supposed to have been a ‘Look how wonderful I am’ event.
      I think we can all agree, he holds grudges.

  6. I doubt she’s all that worried. Money isn’t really an object for her sponsors. She’ll get there somehow.

    1. Trudeau has probably already arranged one of Aga Khan’s private jets. The rest is just crowdfunding, as they do…………..

    2. AC, a Little Saint Greta crowdfund campaign would undoubtedly gather about $100,000 in the first few hours.

      I have a 12 aluminum boat and a set of oars,which she is welcome to borrow, er …rent.

  8. Row, row, row your boat
    Out in the Gulf Stream
    Merrily, merrily, make your way
    And float your way to Spain.

    1. Fly, fly, fly your jet
      In your Gulfstream plane
      Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily
      On your way to Spain

      Yours was okay, but mine rhymes.

  10. What? Tesla’s don’t have a boat mode. Common Elon get with it!

    Mid-atlantic charging might be an interesting challenge.

  12. My vote: Catapult.
    And please; a dose of earthquake before she goes. Because climate change and all.

  14. I’m sure that James Cameron would be happy to accompany her on the only mode of clean energy travel available to her which she has presumably not used thus far.
    A nuclear powered submarine!!

    Can y’all just imagine how that trip would end up? Wonder if they could make the whole trip without surfacing for air or the sounds of hystrionics extraordinaire escaping? That could be a movie the young actress would receive an Oscar for!! Lolol…Bwaaaaahahaha!!!!

    1. Swim…that was my thought exactly, it would be good exorcise and would not harm the environment……..but as an alternative, since she thinks so highly of her self as to scold the rest of us how we should live perhaps she could just walk on water to get back. It worked for Christ so it should work for saint greta.

  17. That walk should take about what, four years? Her “childhood” would definitely be robbed from her.

  18. Since that great Christian theologian, Sarah Silverman, declared that Greta is Jesus Christ returned, she can use that divine power to calm the ocean and walk across home.

  20. Magical Retarded can afford LA to Santiago, but not to Madrid. A difference of 251 miles by air.

    LAX to Santiago = 5569 air miles
    LAX to Madrid = 5820 air miles

    1. Poor greta must have felt she wasn’t getting enough attention lately. People are tiring of her schtick.

  23. Well, Greta Thunberg could use all the hot air coming from her, um, behind and her mouth.

    “Around the World in Eighty Days”

  26. Apparently she’s a world leader (well, to DiCaprio) who hasn’t yet learned not to accept rides from strangers.
    Jeffrey Epstein, please call your, — hmmm.
    Justin Trudeau, please call your office.

    1. Maybe her new BFF Leo can give her a ride on his mega-yacht. BTW, how was she planning to get to Santiago?

  27. you people.
    not one sympathetic note.
    tut tut tut.
    LOL !!!
    (imagine the lol part is about 250 font. lol !!!)

  30. also, a note to Kate, pls number the ‘greta magical retard’ postings.
    there are so many of them.
    all spot on.
    /sarc off
    sort of !!!!!
    yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  32. Might I suggest Spirit airlines? It’s truly dreadful. On one of their new Boeing 737 Max Jets … she can be a beta tester

  33. Try hitch-hiking. If you can’t get a lift, stick your thumb up your arse and carry yourself.

  34. Greta, dear child, try jumping very high and wait until the planet revolves while you’re in the air. You’ll get home in notime.

      1. Valid point, but as long as the planet is still revolving along its own axis simultaneously it should work… she may need to wear a helmet, maybe?

  35. Greta The Magic Retard has a potential for a great parody song. If there are any creative types reading this,
    how about a parody done to the tune of Puff The Magic Dragon by Peter, Paul, and Mary?

    1. Here’s the first verse:

      Greta the Magic Retard
      Came to NYC
      The Climate Barbies all love her
      ‘Cause she arrived by sea

  37. The overland route shown will be perfect. Elon Musk can design special helicopters to juice up her Tesla as she’s traveling. The tops of the helicopter rotors would have solar panels to charge the on board battery bank so Greta can rely on solar sola. All told, this is every bit as environmentally friendly as her trip across the Atlantic.

  38. “As COP25 has be officially moved from Santiago to Madrid…”

    Aaand just as darling Greta gets there, it officially gets moved again. Heh. –But nobody tells Greta.–
    Seriously, does anyone think that the wankers that presided over the first 24 COPs want to get upstaged by this 16 year old retard?
    I can just see and hear it now, ~Greta~ “YOU haven’t been doing ENOUGH! We are all facing Extinction! You ruined my CHILDHOOD!”
    Yeah, NO, they don’t want her there.

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