20 Replies to “Don’t Chip Your Teeth On That”

  1. FYI, stainless steel straw is the only way to go if you are going out for a real milkshake. Like one from Marble Slab, or Homestead, or a really thick smoothie.

    1. What matters most to me is the diameter of the straw … and when I meet a woman who can suck a thick, rich, shake through an enlarged diameter straw … she’s a keeper!!

    2. Just don’t trip and fall while carrying it. A woman died doing that…. It went right through her eye.

      1. OTOH … Denzel Washington can slaughter 7 Russian human traffickers with a single metal straw in 21 seconds. Sure to be filmed by the GREAT Antoine Fuqua in Equalizer-3 … as Denzel is minding his own business, reading Plato in his local Starbucks, he is set upon by a hit squad of Russians working for Donald Trump’s re election … and proceeds to impale every orafice and soft tissue of the evil Russians … with the help of tough guy, Joe Biden

  2. (slaps forehead) Of course! Prinz Dummkopf never dressed in blackface! Those pictures were all photo-shopped!

    I guess that some people experience pictures differently. (Anybody willing to bet that lame explanation will actually be used?)

    1. Justin will give the media a billion dollars and all those blackface photos will disappear. It never happened.

  3. That sweetie can naw off a 10 inch aspen so this straw is diddly, don’t worry Kenji, she’s got this.

  4. “But the party’s Vision Green policy does say that Canada must ban single-use plastic items.”

    Can any Greens that drop by SDA explain how their party intends to enforce the reuse of synthetic latex condoms?
    (Just asking for a friend)

  6. The merchants of angst are gone forth into the land, each hoping to gather frightened souls who fear for the future of the earth.

    Yeah, the earth, it’s 4.5 billion years old and has gone through any number of huge changes in climate. But a couple of warmish days in Toronto, and it’s gone forever. Imagine that.

  7. It would be ironic one of those metal straws were to end up in a turtle’s nose, impaling it and thereby killing it.

    Plastic is forgiving. Metal is not.

    How many birds do those wind power generators kill each year again?

  8. Just wait until one of those metal straws impales a running and then tripping child right through the eye into its brain.

    Apparently, it’s already happened to an adult.

  11. We throw no plastic in the ocean. The shithole world throws hundreds of tons a day into rivers that end up in the ocean. And we have to give up plastic straws? The problem with reds and greens is that it is never enough. The control of our lives keeps tightening with the ultimate goal of putting us all in coffins.

    1. A recent report claims that 90% of all plastics in the oceans are created by 3rd world shitholes.

      I see the greentards are as enthusiastic about confronting ‘brown’, ‘black’ and ‘yellow’ countries over their extreme polluting of oceans as they are about confronting their extreme emissions of carbon.

      Lying, devious f*cking hypocrites. The Global Warming Scam is ALL about the grander scheme to take down all ‘white’ 1st world nations, and nothing else.

    2. I recall scenes from The Da Vinci Code … where the ultra conservative Opus Dei adherents were torturing themselves via self-flagellation and spiked belts cinched into their skin. Of course these scenes were intended to MOCK the Catholic Church and devoted Christians … portraying them as whack jobs who HURT THEMSELVES to feeeeeeel pious.

      The same thing is happening with the ecoFRAUD-left. They deny themselves … punish themselves to feeeeeeel pious toward their earth god Gaia. No straws. No meat. No driving. No flying. No AC. No heat. Tax themselves into poverty. Deny. Deny. Deny. Deny … themselves in acts of piety.

      Who are the REAL deniers?

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