62 Replies to “Greta The Magical Retard”

    1. The twitter thread is the typical, nonsense leftist beta boy environment. Truly pathetic mushy brains of this planet.

  1. “At that time, if someone says to you, ‘Look! Here’s the Messiah!’ or, ‘There he is!’ don’t believe him. 24 For there will appear false Messiahs and false prophets performing great miracles — amazing things! — so as to fool even the chosen, if possible.”
    – Yeshua (Jesus), Matt. 24 (CJB)

      1. Oh, I don’t know about that. Unnuts is always telling us about his unicorn farts and pixie dust model supporting AGW. Plenty of magic there.

        1. Is little Greta even vaguely aware that the SMELL she is experiencing in NYC has NOTHING whatsoever to do with Co2 or CAGW? But that much of what she smells is REAL pollution … the kind of REAL pollution we should be spending our $$ to remedy instead of the MYTH of Co2 “pollution”. And in telling her little story about the ‘smell’ of NYC … she is intentionally confusing and blurring the distinction between Co2 (an invisible, odorless gas) and the REAL pollution (trash, etc.) that most people experience. She, err her handlers … carefully wrote that script.

          The whole Daily Show interview played like a well-rehearsed propaganda piece … something Mao would be proud of. It reminds me of a great scene in one of my favorite films (the Red Violin) when some young female party official in the early days of Mao’s cultural revolution is demanding that the people renounce all western cultural artifacts, including western music and musical instruments. You must obey the cultural revolution … or be jailed, or worse.

          And speaking of little Greta’s “awareness” … is she “aware” that her fellow eco-zealot idgiots are commanding all citizens to live in the highest possible density cities … with even MORE people packed into each square foot than NYC? Where it will smell even worse than her NYC experience?

          And is little Greta “aware” that her existence in the “Socialist” (not really) Nirvana of Sweden is unreal and impractical for any more than the limited population of her all-white, ethnically-pure, Sweden? That if her female leaders keep importing more and more ethnically-isolated (self imposed ghettos) 3rd-world dependents … that her wonderful little country will implode?

  2. Greta the magic retard
    Sailed across the sea
    To look for more Global Warming nuts
    As gullible as she.

    She sailed the Atlantic ocean
    To spread her message far and wide
    While the media tried to frighten us
    Telling you to buy the lie.

    Greta the magic retard
    Sailed across the sea
    To look for more Global Warming nuts
    As gullible as she.

    Sara called her Jesus
    I know that’s strange but true
    And to the brainwashed children in our schools
    They all believed it too.

    Oh
    Greta the magic retard
    Sailed across the sea
    To look for more Global Warming nuts
    As gullible as she.

    1. No doubt little Greta has been puffing on the Magic Dragon. After all … it’s “natural medicine”.

      My Swedish Great grandparents and Swedish grandmother are rolling over in their graves.

  3. Heh. Biblical alright. With a apologies to Ol’ Isaiah:

    And the wolves will feed on the sheep while a little child leads them.

    1. Yes, another self-loathing Liberal Jew, that doesnt realize that leftism actually hates her and her heritage.

    2. ?
      did I get it all wrong?
      I took silverman’s quip as sarcasm aimed at the ‘water walker’.
      I gotta work on my subtle humour detector.

  4. “Isn’t Sarah Silverman Jewish?”

    Don’t know. But with that comment of hers, what is certain is that she’s an infantile drip.

  5. Sounds about right. Climate alarmism is the left’s leap of faith religion/cult. The UN is God and Greta is of course the amazing prophet come to cleanse our souls.

    Isn’t there a picture of Stalin next to a girl in ponytails, and some Nazi as well. Be nice to see a montage of all those pictures on a single page along with all the fascists posing with what’s her name.

    I have to wonder how history is going to look upon all these loons? Jackbooted cult members trying to force their dogma upon those of us that understand science.

    1. “I have to wonder how history is going to look upon all these loons”
      History will think they are loons.
      What I worry about: A thousand years from now, when civilization arises from the ashes, what will history think
      of US because we never stopped them ? ? ?

    1. Just watch Lizard tie in her “faith” as a reason to eliminate CO2 NOW, cuz Jesus, or something like that. She is such a despicable creature.

      She still cant explain why, if this is such an emergency, she continues to fly back and forth across the country on a fossil fueled jet.

      Hypocrisy knows no bounds on the left!

  6. If the world is going to end in 11 years – why worry about climate change, taxing carbon , melting ice, oceans rising etc etc. Just live it up! Eat all the red meat you can, fly all over the world, drive your gas guzzling vehicle as much as possible. Have fun! WE’RE ALL GONNA DIE! Egads.

  7. I got to watch the San Marino MotoGP today where lots of hydrocarbons were expelled into the atmosphere. The fans went nuts for local hero #46 Valentino Rossi. The most boring race was the 8 lap electric bike snoozefest.

    1. If a two uddered cow that didn’t fart CO2 was flavor-of-the-day, Zoolander would be aping for a photo with her. Groping her titties.
      Hey Quebec Dairy! Juth-tin Wuvs Vou. Smoochie smoochie

  8. I saw an so called interview on Constant Trudeau Vision online, where I think his name is Evan Soloman(?) was getting a mad on by raging at Maxime Bernier about him being a climate denier and pretty much a child abuser because Max did not kow-town to Greta. From what I could gather the TV interviewer has some serious anger issues and could not contain his disdain for Max and the PPC. I find CTV is worse than cbc if that is possible. But, hey that is what Trudeau is paying him for. CTV fake news misinformation.

    1. “But, hey that is what Trudeau is paying him for.”

      Hey! Quit bellyaching. It’s the best reporting $600 million can buy!

    2. Evan Solom is the little liberal shit who does afternoon radio on CFRA here in Ottawa, and other equally blessed communities I suppose. He always talks up his openess and willingness to hear all opinions – unless they go beyond the range of his very circumscribed “progressive” mind, which isn’t far at all.

      1. That’s the guy who talks like his thong is strangling his balls, right?

        Mr. Ethics – the guy who was using his CBC job to collect art broker fees.

  9. When Jesus really returns, Sarah will quickly find herself too busy boiling in the pool of fire and sulphur to make smart remarks on Twitter.

    She won’t be the only one by a long shot.

  10. Adults who let a 16 year old tell them how to live their life are of no use to civilization and should kill themselves immediately.

  11. Hm. Coulda fooled me. I thought Obama was the Messiah. Then Justin Trudeau was the Messiah. Now Greta Thunderburger?

    I am confused and messiah’d out. No Messiah in his right mind would bother to revisit this f**ked up planet.

  12. My wife has admonished me against using the ‘C’ word, even when describing someone such as Sarah Slitherman. The best alternative I can come up with is Biblical stupidity (see Proverbs; it’s when someone deliberately chooses ignorance over wisdom) on a malevolent scale.

  13. A little off topic here but still in the realm of climate and energy. Now that the Saudis have a major fire in their oil system this will no doubt affect oil production and likewise oil prices. I can just imagine the hue and cry from Montreal when home heating oil, gas and diesel prices start to rise in the next few weeks just when the heating season starts up. This might make them reconsider the Eastern pipeline. Then again maybe not, as they don’t want “dirty Canadian tar sands oil” on principle, since it would benefit Alberta.

  14. She speaks the wisdom that has made modern Sweden a great muslim country. The first frozen Islamic shithole in the world.

  15. I remember seeing a video clip of one of Sarah Silverman’s “comedy” (??) routines in which she said if Christ came back to earth, she would gladly kill him second time.

  16. “she would gladly kill him second time.”

    Jews, practicing or not, aren’t big on the Christian belief that Jesus of Nazareth is their Messiah.
    They also don’t like to be reminded that they killed every Old Testament prophet that God sent them, ‘cept for Elijah. It’s a pattern.

  17. Child abuse, this poor kid has been programmed and dressed up like some demonic cross between a West World robot and a Stepford Wife’s kid, had her hair and clothes styled as reminiscent of Pippi Longstocking instead of as a normal teenager. When the progressive Left has had their use of her and throw her aside like a used kleenex WHAT is that going to do to her? Will all these New York show anchor’s all fluttery eyed about her now even acknowledge her presence in a couple of years?

  18. Pretty obvious there are only a few thousand people left on Twitter.

    1 real person, 5000 sock puppet accounts. Multiplied by a few thousand people who think twitter still matters, and that they are shaping public opinion. I think they are using that thing from emacs to generate tweets.

    And then a few real people like Alyssa Milano, and such. And a one or two die hards who have yet to be banned, and refuse to abandon the dead platform.

  19. Don’t let your kids grow up to be enviromentalists idiots or you’ll end up with screwed up kid like Greta and get the look of STUPID on his face

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