28 Replies to “Theresa May’s Britain”

  1. This is the result of allowing an unchecked political class. The cure is relatively simple, but a strong stomach, and a ruthless attitude is required.

  2. A fencing foil. They are literally designed not to hurt people. And better watch those deadly, deadly paring knives; you could damage a cuticle with one of those!
    Jesus, to think it’s only been seventy-five years since England had to stand up to the Nazis. The Boy Scouts could take Britain today, because at least they’d have Swiss Army knives, while the Brits have been reduced to eating with their fingers, and there’s no one left to fend off invaders because Sergeant Angle and the rest of Scotland Yard are all busy chasing TV tax cheats, investigating Twitter ‘hate crimes’, and confiscating the cutlery from the vast, doughy hordes of ‘aitch’-dropping spork killers.

    2. And right beside that spoon looks a like a sharpening steel. The author of all those DEADLY weapons…lol.. this is too funny.

  3. And this week on “Social Justice Kitchen” our chefs once again prepare cold cereal and milk . . .

  6. Next time you start thinking “Alberta needs it’s own police force”; they all get to the same place, eventually.

    “Our jobs sure would be easier if we were the only ones with guns.”

  7. UK cuisine being what it is, probs best to just eat directly out of the cans.
    Not even trying to cut anything up and claim they’ve cooked something.

    From a can, wiith a wood spoon.

  8. Jeez, my knife roll I take home from work has anywhere from 10 to 20 knives and other assorted sharp implements used everyday.

    I must be a terrorist and have all my weapons taken away for society’s safety.

  9. If spoons are banned in the UK, who will the dish run away with after the cow jumps over the moon?

    1. This comment is NOT funny….

      We are trying to have an intellegent conversation about spoons being weapons.

      Kate? Some decorum here please…..

      1. with something as ridiculous as this, humour and insult is the only thing that is appropriate.

    2. Maybe with hi diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle; or something like that.

    2. What sort of mentality puts this BS out?

      Geez, if they came to my place, I’d be in the big house in no time – I have a woodworking shop full of knives, chisels, saws, rasps and all sorts of power tools. Then there is my garage, with drawers full of mechanics’ tools.

      Then there’s my Swiss Army Knife.

      I could start a small war with my arsenal.

      And of course there is Mrs. S. with a deathly array of cooking knives.

    3. well theres my friggin linesman pliers.

      Im working on a ‘rube goldberg’ joke. maybe I dont have to, just wait for officialdom to
      step up to the plate.

      the one in the fairy tale rhyme.

    1. That is about the only place they will be able to fight. Winnie will be rolling over in his grave knowing what Britain has become.

      1. I’m sure William the Conqueror wouldn’t be too pleased, either. (“I beat Harold at Hastings and had the Domesday Book written for this?”)

  13. Britain: an absurdly stupid little country.
    It’s what Canada wants to be when it grows up.

    1. English are a little people, a silly people. To think they pretty much conquered the world. When did they become so absolutely stupid and useless? I bought into the pride of the British Empire despite being but a small fraction English. When did they surrender to stupidity? They have a couple sharpening steels in the picture. I guess you could beat someone to death with one.

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