28 Replies to “If Women Ran The World”

  1. “…gratitude,” “intimacy,” and “connecting with nature.”
    So if I understand this right, a feminist mortgage company, for an example, would operate like any other mortgage company except that after getting my loan I would get an appreciation blowjob and then shown the front door.

  2. Shunning profits? Say, isn’t that what our wise and enlightened feminist-in-chief said last week in the bigwigs gathering in Davos? Corporations can no longer be run for profit–they have to give something back, according to His Exalted Enlightenedness.

  3. Why aren’t the classes free?
    To pay for the feminist fight club sessions that are part of the syllabus, of course.

  4. File this in the same folder as “Cafe that charged what people wanted to pay closes – unexpectedly”.

  5. The solution is obvious. Feminized businesses will survive by applying for government grants. Easy-peasy. And even better when government is finally feminized.
    Of course, “better” is triggering, and I should have said “more equal”.

  6. Any girl … ANY GIRL … who takes advice from a woman who is probably living LARGE on her daddies Trust Fund, and on an obscenely bloated Professor salary (funded by government -taxpayer- backed student loan debt that Marxist students will default upon) … is an IDIOT.
    You quite literally would be SO DUMB that your only redeeming value is that you might NOT reproduce your defective genes … because … “breeders hurt the environment”

  7. “redistribution of money and power based on feminine principle,”
    I guess that explains Justine

  8. I understand they will be occupying the same premises as the failed climate change business school, where they don’t teach economics either.

  9. Feminized businesses will survive by applying for government grants.
    God, that’s all they do now. And donations.
    I have family and know people who work in government social services. Same thing.
    Completely insufferable in their opinion of their worth to society.
    And totally deserving of their salaries, benefits and pensions. Really good pensions.
    I’m looking forward to the day when they find out there are no pensions.

  10. “Corporations … have to give something back …”
    Not, e.g. the products and services they produce.

  11. School advocates that businesswomen adopt more “feminine traits” such as “gratitude,” “intimacy,” and “connecting with nature.”

    It’s like they’ve never met a woman before.

  12. But but I thought women were to be treated the same as men? Now there is feminist appeal to “female traits”. Does that mean I can now barge in front of women for the last seat on the bus?

  13. Well, if you work in the trades, I have advice for you. Start demanding complete payment in advance. Today. It is only a matter of time now; you install a tub, or rewire a house, or put a furnace in, and they will “pay” you with gratitude connected to nature. ie horse manure.

  14. How are women of today different from women of the 50s?
    1) They both need to take direction from other people.
    2) They both have a long list of no-nos.
    3) Society doesn’t tolerate women who step out of line.
    They appear to be the same, but women in the 50s weren’t so well trained they wore uterus clown hats when instructed, so the women of the 50s had their dignity.

  15. “so the women of the 50s had their dignity.”
    You only have to look at the media of the ’50s to conclude that those women dressed better too.
    Must have been the dignity.

  16. Let’s not forget that PM Bright Boy isn’t a financial genius. After all, the economy is to grow from the you-know-what outwards and budgets balance themselves.
    Meanwhile, our currency is slowly becoming the Hudson’s Bay peso again.

  17. Kenji – you generalize FAR TOO MUCH. Some businesses do take government grants, but men as well as women apply for same. As for advice, have heard from far too many men whose concern is “upselling” rather than providing what I need, and I speak as one who has trusted male advisors.
    Still remember the time when my husband was contemplating a retirement package, and youngest daughter explained to him – in detail – just how he needed to structure same to gain the maximum benefit. She was totally correct in her analysis, but it took some persuading before he would admit his “baby” was that grown up and that knowledgeable.

  18. The sad part(for us), is ,in his own personal liberal mental illness, is the fact he thinks people take him seriously.

  19. Feminists just spent 60 years telling us – actually screaming at us – that men and women are equal and the same,
    that there is no difference, thus should be paid the same and women can do anything a man can etc etc
    Feminists for decades have had people fired for saying men and women are different
    and now they tell us there are such things as feminine traits ???
    Can they make up their mind ? are we the same or not ??

  20. he thinks people take him seriously.
    Even sadder is that there actually are people who do.

  21. Feck – you know, this comment and others like it are why I keep coming back to this blog: it’s so Gaia-durned funny!

  22. ;)…
    ” A man has only one aim in life. A woman has three, all contradictory.”
    -Author unknown

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