The Girlfriend Trainer

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Girlfriend Trainer, which is available in both the App Store and the Android market, lets players slap, electrocute, or mace a virtual girlfriend for what most people would call minor transgressions, including drinking their boyfriend’s drink or leaving her blouse on the floor. “Crack that whip and teach your gal a thing or two about being the Perfect Girlfriend!” reads the game’s description. “When scolding doesn’t work, just zap her, whack her, and train her to be your ideal girlfriend….
“About time she got the message. Slap her silly!

14 Replies to “The Girlfriend Trainer”

  1. On the bright side, the only place these girls are going to be slapping the boyfriend around is on their iPhone. Because real world? Boys are bigger.
    What I want to know is, where’s the game that teaches boys manners? The one where you lose points for leaving your greasy hat on in the restaurant.

  2. Phantom, I went back to university eight years ago to upgrade my degree, and what I saw there stunned me. While we had the “punchy girls” when I was an undergrad in ’91, they were tomboys and few and far between, and if someone responded in kind they took it in stride.
    The sheer amount of casual physical abuse I saw doled out in public by young women and tolerated by their male friends/boyfriends/beta male orbiters was disturbing. An entire generation of men was being raised not to respond to physical abuse by a woman, no matter how humiliating.

  3. Virtual bitch slapping leaves no victims, unless you count the intellect of the dweebs who need this type of lowbrow outlet. Relationships aren’t about “control”. When men, women, families, and nations learn this, governments will become irrelevant – but I digress.

  4. Phantom: actually while males kill their partners 2x more frequently, most peer reviewed articles show that female on male interrelationship serious violence is equal to male on female.
    It’s surprising but it appears females are quite capable of violence despite what we’ve been spoon fed.

  5. genuiNEWitty…Robin…Go to that site if you want an eye opener on Rebick and the Rabble cohorts.

  6. “…I wonder if this has the Judy Rebick seal of approval?”
    Oh, don’t bother her with this stuff now. I mean, along with Thobani and Barlow she’s just been so busy on the international front denouncing the systemic, brutal misogyny that exists in the Middle East…you know, places like Israel.

  7. Yeah well, I’m not exactly a shrinking violet, and believe turning ones check is just a good way of increasing the leverage for a good left hook….
    However, reality, I have a Restraining Order against my X….so I do not get prosecuted for beating the #$%^&* out of her fist with my face.
    Tain’t right, tain’t wrong….just is…

  8. Banning the App is being discussed, yet Islam is to be embraced along with the way they treat their women that this APP mirrors. Cognitive dissonance.

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