Belated eat an animal for PETA day!

A sure reminder that spring is upon us is the arrival of naked moonbats and international recognition of the fifth annual Eat an animal for PETA day. Since they also take this day to remind the world that we Canucks like to club seals for fun and profit, it’s a fine day to promote that traditional Newfoundland fare of Seal Flipper pie. In case you can’t pop in to Belbin’s Grocery in St. John’s and pick up a ready-to-bake one for $8.99, we present a traditional recipe for the club-it-yourselfer:

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Ingredients:
# 4 seal flippers (don’t forget to club at least two seals!)
# 1 L water
# 500 ml soda
# 125 ml fat pork, diced
# 1 cup milk
# 2 onions, chopped
# 5 ml salt
# 60 ml flour
# 250 ml cold water
# 5 ml Worcestershire sauce
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Directions:
Soak flippers in 1 L of water and soda. Trim off excess fat.
Dry flippers and dip in seasoned flour.
Brown in pork fat. Add onions and make a gravy of flour, water, and sauce. Pour over flippers.
Cover and bake at 350 degrees F for 2-3 hours.
Make a pastry and cover the flippers. Bake at 400 degrees F for 30 minutes.

Hmmm. Actually, no. These overgrown maritime rats taste like rancid cod entrails. Given the choice, I’d take the cod entrails. This is one of those cases where the clubbin’s better than the eatin’.
But that’s no reason to pass on up on that wholesome tradition and the satisfying sound of crushing their skulls with a blunt club.

sealboots.jpg These rats may taste awful but they make warm and waterproof boots, as well as attractive handbags. sealpurse.jpg

Good luck with the hunt in Newfoundland! You know we wish we could join in the fun.

Footnote from Kate: I second the motion.

118 Replies to “Belated eat an animal for PETA day!”

  1. It doesn’t stop with meat with these idiots, vegetables have feelings too. What these moronic nihilists want is a return to the Hadean Era(I googled it) when only one celled organisms existed. The daily habits of bacteria would unhinge them too. The violence of it all.
    I’m willing to have a dialogue with these little PETA freaks when they come to my door buck naked in winter with a little sack of hand picked dried wild rice strapped to their skeletal frames.
    We are having corned beef and cabbage tomorrow for St. Patrick’s Day.

  2. I am all for putting the wind up the blithering idiots disconnected from reality, but you do realize that statements like “the satisfying sound of crushing their skulls with a blunt club” are purely gratuitous? No, wrong word – plain stupid is more like it. A significant fraction of the urban left/libs already think “sport hunters” are merely into it for the pleasure of killing and destroying life. This merely reinforces the perception.
    Face it – some people just don’t get sarcasm. Now, if you had suggested we cull the little buggers because they are messing with our food chain, you may have a defensible argument…

  3. I heard they taste (like sh__)terrible. Thank the Good Lord for cooking wine and the “Hot ‘n Readys for 5 bucks” at Little Caesar’s. The seal carcasses do fatten up the crabs tho.
    Now there’s a possibility…..!
    CRB

  4. If the little critters looked like sewer rats no one would give a rat’s ass about them. Naked Moonbats, now tell me is there an actual website? Never mind… I’ll Google.

  5. Related:
    Check out friends-of-fur.org
    A few people from Northern Ontario think it would be a good idea to send a few critters to Tranna.

  6. It is one thing opposing PETA on principle. Taking cheap shots at them out of sheer spite is quite another. The latter is pathetic.
    And for what its worth, those PETA women sure look fine. Following thier diet might help some of the more frustrated women here get rid of some, ummm, frustration. After all, spite is often a product of sheer frustration.

  7. Fork em! I’m top of the food chain and staying here!
    I will eat your lunch until there is no more… I will then eat you!

  8. I heard they taste (like sh__)terrible. Thank the Good Lord for cooking wine and the “Hot ‘n Readys for 5 bucks” at Little Caesar’s. The seal carcasses do fatten up the crabs tho.
    Now there’s a possibility…..!
    CRB

  9. Manitoba Seal Flipper Recepie
    I became good friend with a Newfoundlander who moved to the Prairies in the 1970’s. He was a great guy and partyer (are’nt they all) . Of course we teased him with all the current newfie jokes including eating seal flippers. He then proceeded to share his most famous seal flipper recepie. It went something like this:
    Large pan of seal flippers
    Dark Jamacan Rum (For marinade)
    2 litres of coke (also for marinade)
    $14 from the household budget
    Dice flipper meat into small chunks
    Place in dog dish
    Give to dog
    Take the $14 assigned for buying dog food from budget.
    Use it to buy take out pizza
    Mix rum & coke
    Drink it while waiting for pizza

  10. For those of you who care to know!
    Every thing that lives of fish tastes like crap!
    Ducks and geese the are migrating are frikin awful until they’ve been purged of the northern diet of tiny fish and swamp crap!
    In Southern SK or AB or MB they lay up for weeks feasting on grain and getting rotten fish taste out of their mouths!
    By the time they get to Texas they taste great!

  11. In most things I am a little to the right of Attila, but I fail to see the humor in taunting the bleeding hearts regarding the killing of animals for any reason.
    I think this post is in very bad taste and Kate, you should know better. This is high school level bullying.
    Killing anything for any reason shouldn’t be made fun of.

  12. Well, thank God that the young ladies had the presence of mind to wear black high heels and black gloves.
    I would have suggested that each wear one black stocking as well. (I think one of James Bond’s women did that. Very fetching.)
    And if I’m not mistaken, Brittney Spears and Paris Hilton once showed up each wearing one stocking, so certainly there’s precedent.
    I must say that Canada is far ahead of us, inasmuch as down here we have to pay for this sort of entertainment.

  13. Actually, Greg, I believe those ladies are in front of the Canadian embassy in Washington.

  14. Ah, Washington, you say! Finally, American politicians will get an eyefull of what Canadians are really made of.

  15. JOHN wet your finger put it in your ear it will give you great relief. Mean while, love those seal flippers they are great to eat. But there again rabbit, sheep, beef, like them all. Fish also. I hope you get this as most people don’t eat grass as it has feelings. Carnivore yes I am. Bully no but maybe. Man is a meat eater; or is that hard for you to grasp.

  16. By the way – and it’s hard to believe how often I have to remind people of this….
    The very name of the blog you are reading was inspired – and is decorated by – the expired corpse of an animal killed for killin’s sake.
    Now, don’t be going all wobbly on me now, people. It’s far too late for that.

  17. The very name of the blog you are reading was inspired – and is decorated by – the expired corpse of an animal killed for killin’s sake.
    I’ve seen womens serve off the road trying to hit the little cute CO2 friendly, peace loving, polar bear supporting, sun denier, owl and baby seal supporting, anti-police violence, etc critters.
    Kate is a FAKE!!!! She admits to driving OVER!!! more than she has ever SHOT!!!!

  18. Have you ever actually SHOT prairie dogs???
    It’s all sport …. but running em over is a lot less effort because they VOLUNTEER!

  19. OMMAG: “but running em over is a lot less effort because they VOLUNTEER!”
    BS!!! Why do womens roll the cars trying to hit them? Get your facts right!!!

  20. There are a lot of good people who rely on sealing to live. PETA is going to shut down their livelihood even while we’re laughing.
    So I’m suggesting we do something positive, that’ll do a heck of a lot more good than any abuse we heap on those idiots.
    Can anyone supply an address, web or mailorder, where it’s possible to buy seal products, eg boots, coats, etc? Genuine seal stuff, not the “faux” type. Then have a look and think how good it would look on everyone in your family next winter.

  21. Rick,
    The whole sorry part about the Global Warming hoax is that every other nutbar group is still going to need to raise money .. if I had to place a bet .. look for more radical.

  22. Makes me think of a song:
    Some were killin’, some were scalpin, some were haulin’ on board
    and some more they were firing and a-missin’ of their loads
    in the dusk of the evening all hands in from the cold
    and we counted nine hundred fine scalps in the h —-old
    Laddie whack fall the laddie, laddie whack fall the day

  23. The best thing, I found, to combat the Global Cooling we had in the 70’s and 80’s was seal skin boots. When your feet are warm …

  24. Is it that time of year already?
    Heather Mills is all booked up this year “Dancing With the Stars”. Not sure who is going to take her place in the protests this year (Larry King?) but without out her the protesters won’t have a leg to stand on .
    w3://hollywagers.com/labels/Dancing%20With%20The%20Stars.html

  25. all kidding aside we wore sealskin growing up…warm, dry boots. ya just need that kind of clothing and all the movie stars and protesters can’t change that.

  26. Glad you all find this very funny.
    This is the ONE thing I find disturbing in the Canadian psyche (beyond your perpetually unnatural obsessions with happenings in America)- your absolute determination to justify the slaughter of hundreds of thousands of these creatures every year by the most primitive of methods.
    The ocean food chain is being altered, for all sorts of reasons. Why? Ocean currents are changing, for reasons I can’t spend the rest of my life understanding (effluent thermal loading from land cover changes? solar intensities at different periods? … etc). I don’t know, but it is being measured. One real anthropomorphic reason is the abundance of factory ships and efficient harvesting fleets capable of pursuing schools of fish offshore year-round.
    Reality check, all you stupidly bloodthirsty canknuckleheads. These SEALS cannot be accused of eating all the fish! These SEALS did not cause the cod stock collapse! (Dumb Newfies did that to themselves, eh?) The massive nationally and internationally subsidized fishing fleets, assisted by moronically stupid mismanagement by Canadian maritime officials are the real cause.
    I eat fish, beef, lamb, pork, venison, elk, antelope, rabbit, chicken, duck, goose, and an occasional tubesteak. I love sausages, and know how they’re made. I really ask you to look at yourselves, and try to answer:
    Why do you insist on being consistently stupid on this one issue?

  27. kelly: ” … there is nothing like genuine Saskatchewan sealskin.”
    Is sealskin the same as beavers?

  28. ural, I stole a Super Dave joke, all his suits were made of genuine Saskatchewan sealskin.

  29. Of course we kill animals for food and clothing and done humanely that is no problem. A gopher hole can cripple a horse, so if you happen to live in horse country, you can justify shooting the gophers to protect the horses. All this is understandable.
    But to take great joy and make jokes about the killing of animals in very unchristian and I know that most of you claim to be believers in Christ and the Christian philosophy of life. I don’t think Christ would condone make fun of the killing of animals for pleasure. That is disgusting to consider.
    So why do you get so vehement if someone has shows a bit of pity for small dead animals?
    Perhaps you are of the generation of video kill games and you have lost the ability to distinguish reality from fantasy.
    Again, Kate, you should know better than this. You lose credibility when you promote killing animals for pleasure. Shame on you.

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