Now that I’ve seen Al Gore’s latest documentary I’ve decided those rising seas will offer great new business opportunities.
Are you a scuba diver? Are you tired of diving at the same old boring shipwrecks? Well, here at SDA we’re now offering you a chance to reserve now and be the first one to experience the whole new diving experience the reality of global warming will offer.
That’s right, if you book now you could be the first to scuba dive and explore the soon-to-be submerged Kennedy compound at Hyannisport. This is bound to be a hot spot among divers once it’s under water, but we’ve already reserved all diving rights for SDA Scuba Tours, so you can count on a pleasurable dive in uncrowded waters.
See? People are always looking only looking at the down side of global warming, but in any change there are bound to be both winners and losers. They might be exclusive sites for the rich and powerful at the moment, but they’re soon to become your favorite dive site!
In addition to the Kennedy compound, we’ll also be making a snorkeling/scuba tour of the houses of other famous celebrities currently on the shores of Martha’s Vineyard.
So if you want to reserve your spot on this exclusive tour, just hit the paypal link on the left of your screen and we’ll have this fantastic vacation opportunity rolling just as soon as those houses are under water. We regret to inform you that in the unlikely event Al Gore’s predictions of rising sea levels don’t come true and these houses don’t end up under water we’ll be unable to supply a refund. But what are the chances of that, really?
Once its under water can we also practice with naval munitions like torpedoes and depth charges?
If we rearrange those underwater houses the fish will feel more at home.
I ain’t goin anywhere near there..I heard Teddy will be the tour-bus driver..and there’s bridges to cross!!!!!!!!!
Water, that’s had a Kennedy pass through it”
Can you say “oilslick”?
More people have died in Ted Kennedy’s car than in American nuclear power generation.
Can you say ‘Lost City Of Atlantis’ ???
That a Hoax also. The media perpetuated it for decades.
Does the flake Gore not realize he also needs a “revised” edition of his fictional-docudrama ??
The United Nations IPCC, whose Goofs started all this folly, has recently had to admit they made a mistake and have downgraded the threat.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2006/12/10/nclimate10.xml
“… The IPCC has been forced to halve its predictions for sea-level rise by 2100, one of the key threats from climate change. It says improved data have reduced the upper estimate from 34 in to 17 in.”
A few more “adjustments” and the water won’t even reach the beach blankets.
And to think Canadian public school principals allow Gore worshiping Suzuki to get inside our children’s schools.
One would think we will soon be seeing the Mother-Of-All-Lawsuits.
They should really cut down all the trees in preparation of THE impending computer model generated fact.
“… Suzuki said research needs to be done to find a method of extracting oil from the oilsands that doesn’t burn so much fossil fuel in the process.” (While in Alberta today.)
Oh ?? Could that be nuclear Dave ?? After all, the greenies favorite, Fwance, is mostly nuclear in generation.
But when our own, real Canadian environmentalist, Dr Patrick Moore, suggests nuclear, Suzuki goes,.. well, nuclear.
//greenspirit.com/logbook.cfm?msid=109
“… Suzuki argues we should forget about nuclear energy–the only non-greenhouse gas-emitting power source
that can effectively meet Ontario’s energy requirements–and focus on conservation. If conservation is the extent of Suzuki’s plan to address Ontario’s looming energy crisis, Ontarians will be forced to turn out the lights and walk away from a strong manufacturing economy.” (Dr. Patrick Moore, greenspirit.com)
TK 1, NP 0
Patrick was also correct about lifting the stupid DDT ban. A ban that resulted in millions of unnecessary horrible deaths from malaria. A ban now starting to lift.(Uganda)
Patrick was also correct in opposing the plan by Greenpeace to ban vinyl piping. Piping that brings safe drinking water to the world.
LOVE YOU KATE………..
Im only booking if there is a huge deposit required for the charter.
problem I had with other divers you could fill up the charter no prob, but when it actually came to SHOWING UP AND GETTING ON THE GODAM BOAT you would be lucky if turout was half the vacancies.
thus the decision faced was to ante up double the charter fees to make up the diff, in which case you would then lose a few more and the planning, preparation, adjustment of schedule, paying for gas, accomodations etc etc et friggin CETERA was all for naught.
I came to realize like many things in life, it was ‘wishful thinking’ getting ahead of the effort and expense and time it took for scuba wannabes to get off their duff and engage in the sport.
ie much to tempting to drum up an excuse on dive day not to follow thru and naturally too embarrassed to actually TELL someone the last minute change in plans.
huge deposits of half the fees solved the problem because in the case of no-shows, they would forfiet the deposit and that $ would go to the charter operator.
human nature; its the leftist mode you know, wishful thinking up against the harsh glare of the WORK required even for leisure activities and there is a lot of work involved in sport diving.
The real inconvenient truth in Al Gore’s Inconvenient Truth will become obvious when the sun finally does one of it’s cooling acts.
But meanwhile, if the Kennedy’s were true believers wouldn’t you expect them to be selling their property into a declining market, with a significant drop in the $-per-foot of frontage, and moving to higher ground?
I’d rather go duck hunting with Dick Cheney than ride in a car with Ted Kennedy over a bridge.
Am I the only one nauseated by the sight of so many Hollywood hypocrites and their moral preening on “global warming”?
If these retard fools really believed that crap how come they don’t downsize the 20,000sq/ft mansion down the 2,000sq/ft home?
How come they don’t downsize the “entourage’s” fleet of Caddy escalades to a city bus?
How come they don’t trade in the Gulfstream to fly cattle class with the rest of us? Or teleconference the next award ceremony instead?
In other words, why don’t these people seem to know that if you want any credibility at all on any issue, it’s best to LEAD BY EXAMPLE!!! It only makes you look like a selfish, snot-nose bastard to demand that OTHER PEOPLE pay for your cause. That’s especially true when it’s multi-millionaires and billionaires that want the poor and middle class to do the paying.
These people make me nauseous.
When the Kennedys and their law firm of Dinkum and Dunkum pull up stakes at Kinnebuncport and move to Denver I’ll agmit Gore’s scam is actually believed in Dem ranks…until then I’ll continue to call it political public fear mongering and manipulation by a vulgar aging narcissist trying desparately to stay in the lime light after his political influence is spent.
Natural gas is almost always produced with a component of CO2. We extract it in the field so we dont send it down the pipeline to TransCanada, it is both corrosive when mixed with water and upsets the cryogenetic liquid extraction plants along the mainline. That being said, I would like nothing better than to send my “grin ‘ouse gazzes” along the line to Ontario and not emit them here in Alberta.
Let the eastern b’stds emit grin ‘ouse gazzes in the light.
That’s the first clue that nobody really believes this global warming crap: value of shoreline real estate hasn’t gone down. Nobody’s moving to the hills. If they really believed X amount of shoreline would be underwater in 30 years…hey, thirty years is ‘in our lifetime’ for most of us.
The Kennedy compound being submerged would be a blessing to us all. Unfortunately, scum floats!
Yes the flooding of the property would not ensure the elimination of the infestation!
Ted Kennedy , Al Gore and Jack Nicholson all increase their diplacement tremendously. but if they were to melt or get eaten in the ocean, the sea level would not rise above the current level when they are floating their egos or bulks.
Ted Kennedy , Al Gore and Jack Nicholson all increase their diplacement tremendously. but if they were to melt or get eaten in the ocean, the sea level would not rise above the current level when they are floating their egos or bulks.
Does your dive tour include Chappaquidick with an apres dive at the pub?
Nuclear energy deaths:
nukes have actually killed several people in the US. You need to restrict that down to civilian nuclear power generation, where you would be right. In the early development of reactors, several people died from accidents related to power generating apparatus. One of the more famous ones was the death of a technician when they were handling a control rod. When the techs removed the control rod too far, the reaction went too fast and created excessive heat. They tried to put the rod back in but ended up being pinned to the roof by the control rod that had been blown out of the reactor by steam pressure.
The case is a famous example of bad design, and is highlighted in at least one design textbook. Nuclear equipment – both power and medical – is key to a number of famous design flaw cases. Since the dangers are new and insensible, they are the best examples of how intentional design evaluation is necessary above and beyond “common sense” instinctual evaluations.
On your overall point: we need more nukes, even more nukes than those dirty cheese eating surrender monkeys have. Pebble beds in the oil sands would be great, as would a large number of pebble beds in southern Ontario.
How much prime wildlife araes were ruined when KENNEDY and GORE built their fancy homes? SQUAWK SQUAWK IM COMMING GORE AND IM ON A BOMBING RUN SQUAWK SQUAWK SQUAWK