17 Reasons Why You Should, Michael
1. For every disgruntled American Democrat moving here, 6 disgruntled Canadian Conservatives move south.
2. It will take a little of the load off your clogging coronary arteries.
3. Thanks to the mustard splatter down the left side of his favourite suit, Jimmy Carter voted for Bush.
4. Your Academy Awards invite wil be found in a locked drawer in a desk from the set of “Team America – World Police”. In 2006.
5. Your penis is still extremely small.
6. Not that it matters.
7. In 2008 the 527’s will feature anti-Moore ads by Moveon.gorge
8. Hemorroids. You’re at high risk, Michael.
9. Whoopi Goldberg is about to ring your doorbell, Michael. She’s looking for a pity fuck.
10. Roger Ebert is standing in line behind her.
11. [See 5.]
12. Jon Stewart has contracted Ed Gillespie as regular guest host.
13. There’s a bill in Congress to institute a military draft of unemployed, obese, middle-aged men with annual incomes of over 1 million. No, really, there is.
14. The West Wing opens the 2005 season with Fred Thompson taking over the role of Josiah “Jed” Bartlet.
15. Matt Drudge has been sent your “My Pet Goat” photo collection.
16. He has the tapes, too.
17. The best politically positioned Kennedy descendants today carry Arnold Schwarzenegger’s genes.
17 Reasons That Michael Moore Should
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17 Reasons That Michael Moore Should
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I have been reading your site for a couple weeks now and find it very reasuring that there are other people in different countries that support (how ever much) the War. Thanks.
However I do have to say that I have ONE sick image in my mind now of Whoopi and Moore naked grinding on each other. Thanks.
Like your pictures from your other site and your paintings are pretty cool.
18. Leni Riefenstahl says: kill yourself now Michael. It’s no picnic spending the last 40 years of your life having to explain over and over again why you made a documentary film in support of a genocidal dictator.
A Modest Proposal
I would just like to say that, if Kate signs up on this website, I will, too. Otherwise, I wish…
evil!
reason #9
Thanks to small dead animals for the imagery….I think. From 17 reasons why you won’t to 17 reasons why you should….reason #9.