Pickup Lines; The Winners

I promised this on Friday, but I was indisposed. So, belatedly – the speed dating winners;
First: Jeff Goldstein –“Are you beansprout toward the walkway antelope? Or is it? Because it’s hard for me to sleep trunk ebony, you know?”
Runnerup: Lisa – Walk up to him. Look him straight in the eye and say, to no one in particular, “Have him washed and brought to my tent.”
(I’d offer a week of guest blogging to the winner, but I think I”ll just link him profusely instead. )