Including an unfortunate alignment; a way to view veins; an invitation to applaud breasts; the woodpecker’s tongue; the Great Chicken War; and things that it turns out dogs can’t do.

All this and more.

Including dogs as understood by artificial intelligence; scenes of pretentious guilt; a taste of the erotic arts; and a day at work that was, I’m fairly sure, worse than yours.

All this and more.

Including a man excited by stains; a car-park encounter; a post-shoplifting scenario; the dramas of getting dressed while chronically self-involved; and when you turn up at the wrong house but still fancy your chances.

All this and more.

Including a suboptimal scenario; shadow lag; a sexual display; more unhinged UI design; and a guide to those vertical lines seen in nuclear explosion test footage.

All this and more.

Including a study on the aesthetics of the scrotum; some contrasting lyrics; a lively pursuit; heaving bosoms; and a significant escalation in the gratuitous-pronoun-complication wars.

All this and more.

Including scenes from a ladies’ fitting room; a musical subgenre of note; modern knights; stretchy metal; and a suitably ill-tempered guide to the Russian Revolution and its consequences.

All this and more.

“Never be impressed by money.”

Including a rather alarming situation; a display of girth; a brief, salty guide to the French Revolution; ruminations on the TARDIS doors; and some new humans in a hurry to see the world.

All this and more.

Including a bank robber encountering teamwork; a battle of wits; a bum sighting and subsequent chase; an unfortunate background figure; and a must-have for new parents everywhere.

All this and more.

Including a mystery involving uneven bangs; the thrill of toilet air; a display of perseverance; how to repel women – a practical guide; and the sounds of erotic washing.

All this and more.

Including a two-for-one; some incoming objects; the thrill of laundry; a rather satisfying lesson in consequences; and the volume-control interfaces you’ve always dreamed of.

All this and more.

Including an archive of vintage pulp magazines; rust in a place you really don’t want it; a tempting bargain; the importance of reading washing instructions; and a somewhat arcane dance music genre quiz.

All this and more.

Including a broad daylight heist; the thrill of women’s basketball; an awkward threesome; shuttlecock calibration; and an excellent use of compressed air.

All this and more.

Including a somewhat alarming situation; some dissonant vibes; scenes of extreme dusting; scenes of one-handed bra dexterity; and some good news for the big-footed transsexual.

All this and more.

Including the dimensions of various things – from the Japanese Badger to Mr Auric Goldfinger; further pronoun complications; an amphibious feat; a baring of breasts; and a thing that proved much bigger than anticipated.

All this and more.

Including the complications of modern romance; an approximated nipple; when teeth explode; how to use your arms; and the airbag jeans you’ve always wanted.

All this and more.

Including waiting room scenes; the thrill of modern dating; things doing things they aren’t meant to do; a question regarding downstairs normality; and a lesson for those in search of nipple symmetry.

All this and more.

Including the face-in-scrotum phenomenon; artificial eye contact; what the magician sees; and an impressively thorough study of the chairs of Doctor Who.

All this and more.

Including shame-cleaning via laser; an improbable crisis handled well; things that never happen but never happen quite a lot; a pipe-organ rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody; and Steed and Mrs Peel visit The Town Of No Return.

All this and more.

Including a crab pedicure; a kitten in peril; smart slime and throbbing bloblets; some tell-tale bruising; a mishap with sheet music; and when A.I. attempts to make a sign language manual.

All this and more.