Bottom Story Of The Day
Guests at gay sex party where Hungarian MEP was arrested thought cops were ‘part of the fun’ and ‘tried to undo their pants’
This Is CNN
………Aaaaaand there’s more.
According to two sources, Toobin was seen masturbating in what was supposed to be a 10-minute “strategy session” along party lines, but that it “seemed like Toobin was on a second video call.”
Wuhan Screw
Wear a mask while having sex, Canada’s top doctor suggests.
Come Back, Pizzagate!
All is forgiven: Epstein Files Unsealed.
I suppose this is the end of #metoo.
Comey was director then…
You know he knew this.
— Drama Shep (@SadPuppy15) July 31, 2020
[ Insert 6 Foot Pole Joke Here ]
The British Columbia government is encouraging you to use glory holes to prevent the spread of COVID-19. https://t.co/VTUmnmGi0K pic.twitter.com/8woS5NXExX
— Andrew Lawton (@AndrewLawton) July 21, 2020
Blunder Down Under
An Aussie “Puppetry of the Penis” performer severely injured his testicles in a freak corkscrew accident…
Y2Kyoto: Where Are They Now?
Hastings, who retired from Eckerd and now is a professor at the University of South Florida, was principal investigator on a USF study published in September that found about 4 billion particles of microplastics in Tampa Bay. He was also among a group of scientists who met with Gov. Rick Scott in 2014 to explain the human impact on climate change and its potential consequences.
They’re Showing Us The Way
I believe seeing a sex worker can make me a better partner.
Like The Man Who Killed His Parents
Then begged for mercy on the grounds that he was an orphan.
I, For One, Welcome Our New Self-Driving Whorehouses
Meanwhile…
Behold Ye, The New Feminist Man
Professor Yancy goes on to denounce, on behalf of all men, “our sexually objectifying gazes… our pornographic imaginations.” Our “dominant phallic economy.” Indeed, he continues, “we are collectively complicit with a sexist mind-set and a poisonous masculinity.” You see, being aroused by women, while not quite rape in itself, is nonetheless, as it were, rape-adjacent, and constitutes “a violent, pathetic and problematic masculinity.” One wonders how a species of suitably corrected human beings, purged of such heterosexual inclinations, might propagate and flourish. Such that we can indulge the theatrical sorrows of woke philosophy lecturers.
It’s All Fun And Games Until You Can’t Get The Lid Off A Jar
I, Napoleon
How I was hounded off campus for saying ‘women don’t have penises’
Generation Tide Pod
We say it because people do it: Don't wash or reuse #condoms! Use a fresh one for each #sex act. https://t.co/o3SPayRf9m pic.twitter.com/AwkPqE9YMl
— CDC STD (@CDCSTD) July 23, 2018
It’s Only Fair
-link fixed, sorry!
This Is CNN
Thanks to Dr. Wang and a team of surgeons…
Honey, I Finished The Internet
Asteroid, Take Us Now
She said they use a very small laser: Thai penis whitening fad drives social media nuts


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