D'you know which dogs aren't texting people? The ones Obama ate. Because Obama ate dog.

Now those were funny... especially the crisps.. and truse..

Don't know why they're so funny, but they are.
This is my favourite.

jack russels are smarter than that!!!!!!

Not my Jack.. he's perhaps better at conning me than some of those texts.. he'd probably throw in a few threats.

My dog's using my skype to hook up with horny Russian bitches

Priceless.

Shows how numb we are, look at how many times the word "Jesus", "Christ" is used.

I stopped after the second text.

One thing to try to be funny, another to be ignorant.

@johnbrooks: Yeah. Exactly once each. Some people leave their sense of humor so tightly closed in their Bible, they can't enjoy a little fun. Your loss. I laughed until tears rolled down my cheeks. I had fun.

Okay. So what's the best product for cleaning a mouthful of coffee off your computer's keyboard and screen?
It's made my day and that of a few others to whom I've sent it. Are there more?