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April 26, 2012

Those Moderate Muslims!

The girl who couldn't say no...

Egyptian husbands will soon be legally allowed to have sex with their dead wives - for up to six hours after their death.

The controversial new law is part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.

It will also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women's rights of getting education and employment.

From the comments - Can only imagine the "rape awareness" posters at Egyptian universities: "No means I'm still alive"

And because there are days when I just can't help myself....

h/t Dan

Posted by Kate at April 26, 2012 12:49 PM
Comments

Arab Shwing!!

Posted by: iggy slanter at April 26, 2012 1:01 PM

This post is dead boring.

Posted by: greenmamba at April 26, 2012 1:07 PM

It did mention in the link something about wives being able to have sex with dead husbands. I don't think 6 hours is enough for rigor to set in so hard to see how the dead guy will get stiff enough.

Posted by: Greg at April 26, 2012 1:07 PM

How do you spell s-i-c-k?

Where are all the Human Rights people of the world, Amnesty International, United Nations etc.,etc?

Posted by: Liz J at April 26, 2012 1:08 PM

This is one of the fruits of the Arab Spring. Sharia Law...coming to a province near you.

Posted by: Dave at April 26, 2012 1:13 PM

Ah sharia! But at least "Egypt's National Council for Women" is protesting.

Posted by: John Lewis at April 26, 2012 1:23 PM

Now there's a job Canadians are unwilling to do! Import hoards of them I say!

Posted by: Mississauga Matt at April 26, 2012 1:25 PM

I think we should nuke them.

Posted by: Black Mamba at April 26, 2012 1:27 PM

Or hordes, if you'd rather.

Posted by: Mississauga Matt at April 26, 2012 1:27 PM

So in response to the craziness on the other side of the world, we get the call for genocide (see black mamba's comment at 1:27 pm).

How touching...

Totally weird law taht's being proposed (why o why does anyone need to legislate on this?). Utterly evil proposed response to the totally weird law.

Disgusting on both counts.

The Wet One

Posted by: The Wet One at April 26, 2012 1:36 PM

Wet One - you're an earnest type, aren't you?

Posted by: Black Mamba at April 26, 2012 1:43 PM

The Wet One

I suppose you would pet or attempt to rehabilitate a rabid dog?

Posted by: sasquatch at April 26, 2012 1:43 PM

Sounds like something outta the Dr. Hook song, "Freakers Ball"....'necrophiliacs doin it with dead ones'.
Nice

Posted by: abtrapper at April 26, 2012 1:49 PM


Six hours is an improvement.
Now they won't have to pry Mohumpmad off the corpse to bury her, and they won't have to rebury her much either.
Still no time limit on banging the farm animals for those keeping score.

Posted by: richfisher at April 26, 2012 1:51 PM

I think we should nuke them.
Posted by: Black Mamba at April 26, 2012 1:27 PM

I agree BM, it's the only way to be sure.

Posted by: Ratt at April 26, 2012 1:53 PM

Does this mean for 6 hours immediately after expiry,or 1 hour a day over 6 days? You never know,these men are demented.

Posted by: wallyj at April 26, 2012 1:55 PM

Hell, why not have her stuffed and mounted for future urges?

This is seriously sick stuff. Just think what would happen if a member of parliament tried this a a private member's(sic) bill? Canadians have already shown the they can dismiss a party as being scary when a bible thumper gives a brimstone and fire sermon. Yet a so called friendly government discusses passing laws that flaunt about every human right and there is nary a peep from the left and MSM.

Say, NOW, it's you time to pipe up here... crickets.

Posted by: Texas Canuck at April 26, 2012 1:55 PM

Isn't this carrying frigidity a bit too far?

Posted by: dave at April 26, 2012 2:02 PM

This Arab Spring thing is going well...

Posted by: syncrodox at April 26, 2012 2:05 PM

just think, if the neighbour's wife dies and he is out of town, maybe you could help out, could even start a new shariah approved business

Posted by: NME666 at April 26, 2012 2:13 PM

Stop with the cultural enrichment already, there will be too many Liberals walking around with public erections with this one.

Did you really thing the Liberal Progressives had no motivation at all to use our tax dollars to kill tens of thousands innocent secular Arabs and install Sharia Law?

Posted by: Knight 99 at April 26, 2012 2:13 PM

Would it be fair to say sharia is a morbid preoccupation with sex?

Posted by: Liz J at April 26, 2012 2:14 PM

Obama's smart diplomacy at work.

Posted by: MarkD at April 26, 2012 2:22 PM

Liz J >

Does anyone really wonder why they call it a cult of death now?

Posted by: Knight 99 at April 26, 2012 2:26 PM

Never mind jump the shark...these comedians would jump the mummy!


Cheers

Hans Rupprecht, Commander in Chief

1st Saint Nicolaas Army
Army Group “True North”

Posted by: Hans at April 26, 2012 2:32 PM

Obviously I would not actually be in favour of nuking Egypt. That's where the Sphynx is.

Posted by: Black Mamba at April 26, 2012 2:32 PM

MarkD at April 26, 2012 2:22 PM

Hey since he bragged about eating dead dog...he'd probably think dead pussy was OK.

Posted by: old duffer at April 26, 2012 2:34 PM

"And I will put enmity
between you and the woman,
and between your offspring and hers" Gen. 3:15

Posted by: Gen. Lee Wright at April 26, 2012 2:38 PM

Nukes not required. Neutron bombs don't damage the buildings!

Posted by: steve at April 26, 2012 2:40 PM

Black Mamba >

Sort of like the movie Zombie Apocalypse, where they had to nuke the island before they got out and infected the mainland.

Unfortunately for us they're already here, and they are multiplying exponentially.

The cheapest and best method for us is to simply cut them off, aid, food, and immigration. They will starve and kill themselves into obscurity.

We can deal with the future car-b-ques here much easier once we've severed their home-hive support base.

Posted by: Knight 99 at April 26, 2012 2:40 PM

Blackie@2:32:

See Neutron Bomb.

Kate: "the girl who couldn't say no"---priceless.

Posted by: nick at April 26, 2012 2:43 PM

richfisher @ 1:51 wins the thread!

Posted by: nick at April 26, 2012 2:50 PM

He also said that women have the right to have sex with her dead husband

According to Wiki, full rigor takes 12 hours so letting her bang her dead hubby for 6 hours isn't as equality-of-the-sexes as he seems to think it is.

Posted by: Kathryn at April 26, 2012 2:51 PM

Black Mamba, it went right over his head.

Dave nails it @ 1:13 and so does Syncrodox @ 2:05.

Posted by: Ken (Kulak) at April 26, 2012 2:53 PM

If I may, let me play the role of a Leftist Canadian who believes in Multiculturalism:

You right-wing, fascist, racist bigots! How dare you criticize what goes on in another culture. Don't you small minded conservative extremists know that ALL cultures are EQUAL?!? You have NO RIGHT to judge anyone else. If I could, I would take you all to the Canadian Human Rights Commission ... where I'd probably win!

End of tirade.

Posted by: Robert W. (Vancouver) at April 26, 2012 2:57 PM

Can only imagine the "rape awareness" posters at Egyptian universitities:

"No means I'm still alive"

Posted by: Lickmuffin at April 26, 2012 3:01 PM

Don't let the liberals find out. They'll want it as part of sex ed in the classrooms. Come to think of it, in some schools in Toronto it probably alread is.

Posted by: DrD at April 26, 2012 3:07 PM

Come on. Be reasonable. They can't drink, can't you at least let them pop in for a cold one?

Posted by: EyesWideShut at April 26, 2012 3:11 PM

Robert, you just beat me to it.

Posted by: Ken (Kulak) at April 26, 2012 3:15 PM

Is it called the Lucky Stiff Sura?

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2012 3:15 PM

Robert W. (Vancouver) >


The Liberal Progressives actually do subconsciously see a kindred spirit in Arab/ Islamic cultures namely, hypocrisy, fanaticism, and thoughtless lying. There is a connect, although they have no true understanding of cultural differences beyond restaurant fare.

We saw this clearly demonstrated in the Alberta election, with all the redneck, racists slurs of the cowboy culture, for them to turn around and then say Albertan’s have no culture. Which is it?
The greatest sin committed by Islam or Progressive Liberalism is “getting caught”, although individually there is no shame, they are shunned by their respective collectives, when caught.

You see this daily in Canadian Progressive Politics and Liberal MSN coverage of it.

Having lived in Muslim countries for many years, I can attest to the cultural hypocrisy and no second thought lying. It really is a way of life. They smoke, drink heavily and are commonly homosexuals although they mostly view it as a form of masturbation. At the end of the day the key lays in not getting caught.

Posted by: Knight 99 at April 26, 2012 3:23 PM

Just leave the good people of Islam alone. Egypt is a democracy after all they vote for these fine men to represent the (political/spiritual) beliefs they hold dear.

Go Arab Spring!

Posted by: Shawn in AB at April 26, 2012 3:23 PM

Kinda hard to do the nasty once rigor mortis sets in the body, utterly sicken-- utterly sickening.

Posted by: Rose at April 26, 2012 3:24 PM

Robert W, STEP AWAY FROM THE KOOLADE!

On another thought, are not Muslims supposed to be buried before sundown or the next one? i.e. before the next day? This sort of cuts into the funeral timing.

Posted by: Texas Canuck at April 26, 2012 3:33 PM

This is one story about the wonders of the "Arab Spring" that I'll bet we don't see on the evening news with Brian PellySawyer.

Posted by: glenn at April 26, 2012 3:33 PM

Well, if there is suspicion of First Degree Murder, this almost guarantees 'motive'.

Posted by: Indiana Homez USA at April 26, 2012 3:42 PM

Indiana Homez USA >

Motive is not a requirement in Islamic/ Arabic law. Very much like the CHRC and "truth is not a defence" form of justice.

Posted by: Knight 99 at April 26, 2012 3:48 PM

"Arab Spring" Why the lack of intelligence? the real name is the "UN spring".. These worthless Countries don't have a clue what is in store for them…

Arab Spring = UN World Government

They may pass all the perverted laws they want, but they won't be able to feed themselves

Posted by: Slap Shot at April 26, 2012 3:55 PM

My first wife must have been a dead Muslim. She sure acted like one during sex.

Posted by: Gaylord at April 26, 2012 3:56 PM

Slap Shot 3:55pm >

Nailed it!

Posted by: Knight 99 at April 26, 2012 3:57 PM

Buy stock in Kay-Y Jelly now!

Posted by: Indiana Homez USA at April 26, 2012 4:01 PM

Thanks for wrecking my joke K99.lol

Posted by: Indiana Homez USA at April 26, 2012 4:03 PM

Er, KATE, I hate to spoil the fun but, have you actually checked this out? I lived in North Africa for a couple of years, and I know that the Brotherhood types can be pretty weird but this???
This sounds a lot like the blood libel of Jews that some Arabs love so much (mirror image).

Posted by: Zog at April 26, 2012 4:11 PM

"Where are all the Human Rights people of the world, Amnesty International, United Nations etc.,etc?"

Well, the UN employees are hiring child prostitutes or raping somewhere.

http://www.infowars.net/articles/january2007/030107UN.htm

Posted by: Bruce at April 26, 2012 4:12 PM

"I hate to spoil the fun but, have you actually checked this out?

The LAST thing I'm going to do is check this out. As you point out, that would spoil the fun!

Posted by: Kate at April 26, 2012 4:17 PM

Zog: FWIW it's worth, the news is in Al Arabiya.

http://english.alarabiya.net/articles/2012/04/25/210198.html

Posted by: greenmamba at April 26, 2012 4:28 PM

Indiana Homez USA >

Opps, humbry solly.


The good thing is that the jokes write themselves with this one.

Posted by: Knight 99 at April 26, 2012 4:29 PM

Necrophilia and paedophilia, how very Liberal of them.

Posted by: Knight 99 at April 26, 2012 4:38 PM

How would it be a good farewell without her familiar humm of counting the marks in the ceiling while he goes about his business?

Posted by: The Grey Lady at April 26, 2012 4:59 PM

Gives new meaning to the phrase, "Not while I'm alive!"

Posted by: b_C at April 26, 2012 5:03 PM

This is not new,they have been doing it for centuries.

A recent seance contacted one of the deceased wives and she said;

" It was great,I couldn't smell the pig".

Posted by: wallyj at April 26, 2012 5:08 PM

Knight, further to what you're saying, though somewhat tangential to the original topic is another core tenet of Leftism: Equality of Results

To be a true Leftist, you absolutely need to subscribe to the notion that everyone is equal ... not just at the start but also at the end of the day.

I've mentioned this to some Leftist poseurs that one of the big failings of their belief system is that it discourages hard work & talent & success in favour of equality. Of course they come back at me that they don't believe in such things. I then respond thusly: "I know. Which is why you're not truly a person of the Left but just think you are because you find it easier to be part of the herd."

I then stand back because that when their mind starts exploding.

Posted by: Robert W. (Vancouver) at April 26, 2012 5:12 PM

So THAT'S how they make those brain dead, half alive Zombies!

Posted by: Ted at April 26, 2012 5:16 PM

WRT to the Cooper video. I caught the 'Best of Alice Cooper' tour years ago in Detroit,maybe 78.

Burton Cummings opened for him. BC was supberb,Alice was a lunch bag letdown.

Just MHO.

Posted by: wallyj at April 26, 2012 5:25 PM

Alice used to have a great all-might radio show. Maybe still does.

Posted by: Black Mamba at April 26, 2012 5:28 PM

If the dems adopted this idea Stateside, then obama voters could enjoy a Cold One post-ballot before crawling back into their crypts

mhb23re

Posted by: mhb at April 26, 2012 5:41 PM

[...Death rattle...] means yes.

Posted by: John at April 26, 2012 5:49 PM

Robert W. (Vancouver) >

Agreed.

Also it is a tangible part of the discussion, because it is the Liberal Left who wholeheartedly supported the Liberal Progressive UN war on the secular stability of these extremist tribal countries.

Obamba circumvented congress to wage war on UN orders, and the Liberal mainstream media across the western world blared about the great “Arab Spring”, as did the SDA trolls. (huhmm and ET, but she gave herself a 20 -30 year out claiming stabilization in a couple of generations – or so).

It was really a no brainer as to what was going to happen across North Africa, leftist propaganda aside, they with the power knew it, and we knew it. Just like we all know what will happen to our own nations with continued mass Islamic immigration.

Posted by: Knight 99 at April 26, 2012 5:49 PM

I find it curious that nobody has commented that this law (and attitudes towards women) are not a symptom they are the cause. I've said it before, the whole purpose of Islam is to allow men to have access to women and young girls before the law. As in legally. Shariah law. Created to give men life and death control over women. Including after death. Can you imagine living with a man you might hate so much your only solace is hoping to die and then realizing he will still violate you after you do? Now that is control and that is the sole purpose of Islam.

Posted by: JustAnotherWesterner at April 26, 2012 6:02 PM

Islam means submission. Who knew it would include after death.

Posted by: dave at April 26, 2012 6:10 PM

Reminds me of the Fatwah that told women to breast feed stange males so they could be in the same room with said men. Aytollsoinsany wrote a book on how to have sex-with babies so I doubt this fatwah is a hoax.

Posted by: Rose at April 26, 2012 6:13 PM

Is being dead as a muslim woman better than being a wife that needs a high chair in a restaurant?

Posted by: cdw at April 26, 2012 6:57 PM

I hear Alice Cooper is a conservative.

Posted by: Warren Z at April 26, 2012 7:00 PM

This is another bold step in modernizing sexual behaviour in Muslims. You see, some 600 years ago a Muslim invented the condom from the colon of a goat.

British scientists further improved on this by inventing a way to use it when it is actually outside the animal.

Real progressives those Muslims.

Posted by: a different bob at April 26, 2012 7:06 PM

This speaks for itself, comrade revolutionaries:
thepeoplescube.com/peoples-blog/cair-demands-us-morgues-allow-conjugal-visits-t8907.html

Posted by: andycanuck at April 26, 2012 7:20 PM

I thought the Old Testament - which is part of scripture for all three of Christians, Jews, and Muslims - was quite clear on this point:

An eye for an eye, a stiff for a stiff.

Posted by: KevinB at April 26, 2012 7:25 PM

This story seems a little out there. There's definitely something very fishy about it.

Posted by: Brian M. at April 26, 2012 7:31 PM

Gaylord @3:56,your priceless comment reminds me of former co-worker that showed up with a tremendous 'shiner' one day.When asked what happened,he told us he and the missus were engaged in marital relations prev.night,when he commented to her,"you MOVED!"..and she punched him! You brought back a funny memory today.

Posted by: Sammy at April 26, 2012 7:59 PM

Nuke as in microwave to warm her up?

Posted by: valid question at April 26, 2012 8:39 PM

Doesn't something go ting with the mullahs which causes them to say, sex with dead people is wrong on all levels. Anyone seriously considering such an action is a sick frig, seriously sick.

Posted by: Scar at April 26, 2012 8:44 PM

and what if all 4 wives are killed at the same time by a suicide bomber????

Posted by: NME666 at April 26, 2012 8:51 PM

Re Slap Shot: UN Spring? Isn't that what Alison Redford is bringing to Alberta?

Posted by: John Lewis at April 26, 2012 9:52 PM

Those wacky muslims! Whaddaya gonna do?

Burying 'the stiff' before sundown.

'Hell ya, we should make a new law, or sumpin! [Idea balloon] Like, make it legal'.

Posted by: snagglepuss at April 26, 2012 10:27 PM

TexasCanuck:

Sure, you could have her stuffed.
But you'll have to mount her yourself.

Posted by: Richards in Vancouver at April 26, 2012 10:52 PM

Knight99:

Please: no more cryptic remarks.

Posted by: Richards in Vancouver at April 26, 2012 10:56 PM

Over my dead body!

Posted by: Rogerwilco at April 26, 2012 11:03 PM

Richards in Vancouver>

"Please: No more cryptic remarks"

You or me?

You need to decipher a little more, still puzzled.

Posted by: Knight 99 at April 26, 2012 11:11 PM

Um, ew.

But, then again, look who we're dealing with.

Posted by: Osumashi Kinyobe at April 26, 2012 11:51 PM

The results of their inbreeding catches you by surprise sometimes, doesn't it?
Hope Coren reads the one about the stiff on his show.

Posted by: gellen at April 27, 2012 12:23 AM

This explains why Gadafis killers took turns sodomising his corpse.

Posted by: Dave at April 27, 2012 12:59 AM

"All the kids in the marketplace say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh"

... I always thought they were singing WALK like an Egyptian.


Posted by: LM at April 27, 2012 3:15 AM

I've actually spent some time in Egypt...and I can honestly say.....I'm not surprised.

Next up.....Islamic nut jobs will want to tear down the pyramids and the Sphinx because they are pre-Islamic.

Wait for it.

Posted by: JamesHalifax at April 27, 2012 10:36 AM

KevinB
"I thought the Old Testament - which is part of scripture for all three of Christians, Jews, and Muslims - was quite clear on this point:"

Funny that....it seems Arabia was Hindu and animist prior to Islam. The KAABA is a Hindu shrine and the word KAABA is Hindi for shrine.

Islam appears to be a mismash of Tuareg culture and borrowings from Zoroasterism, Judism and Chritianity conveniently/intentionally warped to justify dominence over women and subject peoples.

Apart from Hadiths...(apophrical...probably myths)written a century or centuries after Muhammed's alleged death there is no independant evidence that such a fella ever existed. Despite tales of embasseys with Byzantium mentioned in the Hadiths...no mention of Muhammed exists in Byzantine records.....just accounts of a faceless barbarian horde of arab brigands erupting from the desert.

The word "muhammed" is not a name but was a title ab initio.

JamesHalifax

No doubt....the Sphinx face was defaced by earlier Islamic whackjobs. The vandalism at Babyan fits the tradition. Most signifigant Islamic sites are former Holy Places of other religions or constructed on their sites...the list is almost endless....The Alhambra, Hagia Sofia, Al Acsa mosque even the Kaaba of Mecca.

In the beginning there were many many kaabas...Hindu Shrines...all over Arabia but only the one in Mecca remains....

Posted by: sasquatch at April 27, 2012 10:56 AM

Question: Is it Islamophobic-racist to express shock about this, or is it racist to not be shocked at all? Surely shock implies an expectation that western cultural norms would and should rule the day in Egypt. Shock also requires an ignorance and disregard of their history - the very model of modern PC racism. Surely all right thinking westerners should praise this new and exciting twist in the name of cultural authenticity and a little bit more diversity to our charming global neighborhood.

Posted by: Alexander at April 27, 2012 11:02 AM

The Arab culture now has a response to Real Dolls.

Posted by: Ewwwwww at April 27, 2012 11:31 AM

This is why Islamic Arabs had always been religiously banned from Grateful Dead concerts.

Posted by: Knight 99 at April 27, 2012 11:41 AM

This is a lie.

Do you care?

Posted by: Mark Kleiman at April 27, 2012 11:54 AM

Muhamad's Morgue and Whore House

"Get em While They're Hot"
Nikah Mut'ahs at the door.

Posted by: richfisher at April 27, 2012 12:41 PM

All cultures are equal- not!

Do all egyptian women now come with a "best before date"?

Posted by: Grobe at April 27, 2012 12:44 PM

Nikah Mut'ahs When You Leave Your Shoes-ah At The Door

Posted by: richfisher at April 27, 2012 1:03 PM

Mark Kleiman -- the article you link to does not say the story is a lie -- it says the bill has no chance of passing legislation. It even admits that a similar bill was proposed in Morocco.

For the record, Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini (remember him?) wrote several treatises simply declaring the legality under Muslem law a whole host of sexual deviances -- eg, sex with camels, or sodomizing a wife's husband.

Posted by: asdf at April 27, 2012 1:24 PM

Mark Kleiman -- the article you link to does not say the story is a lie -- it says the bill has no chance of passing legislation. It even admits that a similar bill was proposed in Morocco.

For the record, Iran's Ayatollah Khomeini (remember him?) wrote several treatises simply declaring the legality under Muslem law a whole host of sexual deviances -- eg, sex with camels, or sodomizing a wife's husband.

Posted by: asdf at April 27, 2012 1:24 PM

"Weekend at Bernadette's"

Posted by: Frank Q. at April 27, 2012 1:48 PM

... 'till death plus six hours do us part

Posted by: nick at April 27, 2012 3:04 PM

Has this been verified yet, I'm not sure that this is true.

Posted by: Winnie at April 27, 2012 4:15 PM

So in Egypt you are allowed to kill your wife and rape her corpse. What a lovely peace filled country

Posted by: Steve In Tulsa at April 27, 2012 4:49 PM

Steve In Tulsa >

According to Whoopi "it's not rape, rape".

Posted by: Knight 99 at April 27, 2012 7:22 PM
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