This image was captured yesterday afternoon at Vancouver's English Bay:

It's screaming out for an hilarious caption. What do you think that should be?
Posted by Robert at January 16, 2012 11:32 AM"I can see Solyndra from my house."
Posted by: John Kelly at January 16, 2012 12:13 PMSafer here than at a wind 'farm'.
Posted by: Gord Tulk at January 16, 2012 12:18 PMHmmmmmm . . . if I crap on this thing, will I get electrocuted?
Posted by: Fred at January 16, 2012 12:26 PMStill Life with Altar.
Posted by: Abe Froman at January 16, 2012 12:31 PMDalton Mcguinty seen here at the opening of his governments latest solar project.
Premier Mcguinty was quoted as saying "when we do these solar projects we're only loosing 80% of our money, where when we send that money to hospitals 100% of it is gone"
Posted by: duffman at January 16, 2012 12:32 PM"Hmmmm, it LOOKS like it should have french fries inside."
Posted by: turtle at January 16, 2012 12:33 PMPOWER of the Dodo
Posted by: Ken at January 16, 2012 12:35 PMWith this baby, I can finally aircondition the nest.
Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 16, 2012 12:36 PMThe only "right wing" still willing to put a deposit down on a solar panel.
Posted by: tim m at January 16, 2012 12:43 PMWill this thing heat my nest?
Posted by: scf at January 16, 2012 12:44 PMWatts that for?
Posted by: Plainzdrifter at January 16, 2012 12:44 PMFinally, they've built something for the birds.
Posted by: Liz J at January 16, 2012 12:49 PMSolar Energy: It's for the birds.
Posted by: daveinguelph at January 16, 2012 12:50 PM"New solar-powered pigeon trap demonstrates its effectiveness."
Posted by: gordinkneehill at January 16, 2012 12:50 PMHey guys over here! Free tanning bed courtesy of Al Gore!
Posted by: daveinguelph at January 16, 2012 12:53 PMLook Percy, a govt subsidized perch, call the other NDPEE pidgins
Posted by: bartinky at January 16, 2012 1:01 PMHey, this thing makes my left wing feel all tingly and good!
Posted by: Eyeguy at January 16, 2012 1:02 PMduffman at January 16, 2012 12:32 PM
Yup, could be Dildo McDinky alright. Long neck, stupid expression, tiny brain capacity, flocking behaviour, and, he's either crapping or coo-ing.
But, what did a poor little pigeon ever do to you to make you hate them so much?
Posted by: Jamie MacMaster at January 16, 2012 1:05 PMAn Ontario pigeon celebrates his good fortune as he is offered $50 million by the McGuinty government for use of the solar panel in his possesion
Posted by: john g at January 16, 2012 1:06 PMWarm place to sh*t, warm place to sh*t, all I need is a warm place to sh*t.
Posted by: C at January 16, 2012 1:07 PMDon't know about captions but Red Skelton would have done an entire show on it!
(For you young pups, I'm talkin' Gertrude and Murgatroyd)
"Just think. They call me a pidgeon!"
Posted by: Thomas_L...... at January 16, 2012 1:18 PM"I'm just waiting on my bonus from Solyndra."
Posted by: Mary at January 16, 2012 1:28 PMMmmmmmmm, waste, rot and decay.
Posted by: richfisher at January 16, 2012 1:28 PMThat's it, just come a little closer, and I'll show you what I think of your "sustainable energy" plan.
Posted by: richfisher at January 16, 2012 1:35 PMIn China it's considered double good luck when I sh#t on one of these.
Posted by: richfisher at January 16, 2012 1:39 PMJust dropped by to recharge my batteries. Dammit!! Another cloud!!! This is going to take forever. sigh...
Posted by: Randy at January 16, 2012 1:40 PM"Mirror, mirror on the perch, who's the stupidest creature on earth?"
Posted by: Right Honourable Terry Tory at January 16, 2012 1:42 PM"Next smartass on SDA makes a comment better have one of those battery power supplies."
Posted by: Airborne at January 16, 2012 1:47 PMRare sunny day in Vancouver - solar panel at the ready - what could go wrong?
Posted by: Rick at January 16, 2012 1:54 PMNow if I just turn around I can sh@t all over that thing.
Posted by: a@c at January 16, 2012 1:55 PMWe have a winner...
"Just think. They call me a pidgeon!"
Too damn funny...too damn true
If I had lips and arms I'd be pointing and laughing.
Posted by: richfisher at January 16, 2012 2:01 PMCoo coo.
Posted by: gobi desert at January 16, 2012 2:06 PMJeez, I thought that "pigeon" was a young herring gull. My apologies to pigeons everywhere for the french fry joke.
"This image was captured yesterday afternoon at Vancouver's English Bay:"
"Wow, look at all the gay people!"
Posted by: Abe Froman at January 16, 2012 2:13 PMThey don't refer to us as $hithawks for nuthin!
BTW, Robert, what kind of camera gear do you use? You get some great shots!
That's one really big pigeon, a really long necked pigeon with a gull like beak, sure glad he don't poop on me.
Posted by: Patsplace at January 16, 2012 2:52 PMBetter solar panels than those %&(&^ slasher windmills!!
Posted by: Ima Victim 2 at January 16, 2012 3:25 PMTechnology for the birds.
Posted by: Revnant Dream at January 16, 2012 3:28 PMThis piece of sh#t isn't even hot enough to fry an egg on!
Posted by: handsomeinmn at January 16, 2012 4:02 PMMore than just the chickens will be coming home to roost on the failed green energy gadgets.
Posted by: The Glengarrian at January 16, 2012 4:11 PMAlbatross!
Posted by: Eskimo at January 16, 2012 4:11 PM"I'm here for the Al Gore announcement."
Posted by: Chubsy Ubsy at January 16, 2012 4:33 PMHmmm, nobody here to get the message...
Posted by: fiddle at January 16, 2012 4:36 PMHe's squacking to a crow nearbye, and they call birds stupid.
Posted by: Rose at January 16, 2012 4:36 PMI suppose I've been spending too much time on the internet, but I really do like some of those cat pictures, so...
I CAN HAZ BAILOUT?
Posted by: Alyric at January 16, 2012 4:45 PMDoes this stinking mirror make my thighs look big?
Posted by: Pkuster at January 16, 2012 4:59 PMAlyric, LOL!
Suzuki appoints a pretty little gull to sit on his solar panel.
Posted by: chutzpahticular at January 16, 2012 5:10 PMSolar power my ass!
Posted by: EyesWideShut at January 16, 2012 5:13 PM"Where's the flush button?"
Posted by: Zog at January 16, 2012 5:16 PMToo much! Calls for sunscreen and I can do it.
Posted by: Jack McLeod at January 16, 2012 5:21 PMHmmm.. If I aim this right, bouncing back off the sun, I might be able to send "ethical emissions" right to the White House!
Posted by: Snowbunnie at January 16, 2012 5:42 PMDaninvan: It's Gertrude and "Heathcliff"...
Posted by: bethesdaguy at January 16, 2012 5:50 PMI'll just perch here and see how many stupid comments I can attract.
Posted by: John Galt at January 16, 2012 6:05 PMGee, I can finally get a tan under my chin!
Posted by: Muledeer1945 at January 16, 2012 6:18 PMI am the Sun God. Where's my rays?
Posted by: chutzpahticular at January 16, 2012 6:35 PManother inert statue to a lost cause ready for covering with pigeon crap. Cheers;
Posted by: MikeSr at January 16, 2012 6:39 PMI'm pretty sure this is one of those new eco-friendly waterless toilets.
Posted by: bryceman at January 16, 2012 6:52 PMBetter make sure this doesn't have the new crap sensor built in.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ODO3DXxbA0
Posted by: peterj at January 16, 2012 7:01 PMSolar panel or TelePrompTer? Seems both attract bird brains.
Posted by: Martin B. at January 16, 2012 7:15 PMObama preaching to the masses.See how great it is.
Posted by: a@c at January 16, 2012 7:23 PMTime to play Bird Turd Bingo!
(It's similar to Cow Patty Bingo. Google it if you don't understand.)
Posted by: donb at January 16, 2012 7:34 PMBuild it and they will come.
Posted by: rita at January 16, 2012 7:41 PMIf I plug in, will I be able to touch the face of God or maybe even Suzuki.
Posted by: Ghost of Ed at January 16, 2012 7:44 PMNorth Arm Turkey Shoot!
Posted by: DanBC at January 16, 2012 7:51 PMSpot the pigeon.
Posted by: Warren Zoell at January 16, 2012 8:01 PMHey, if I turn a little more to the left I can cover this thing in a day.
Posted by: Monte at January 16, 2012 8:30 PMGertrude and Heathcliff Seagull were discussing the needs of a new nest one day when Heathcliff proudly announced that the housing crisis was over. He had just put a deposit on a new place. (Red Skelton was one of my comedic heroes)
Posted by: Joe at January 16, 2012 9:09 PMNorth of 60, making sure the panel stays pointed at the sun.
Posted by: Reginald at January 16, 2012 11:14 PMIf I can come in at a 4 degree angle about a foot and a half above it and around 45 MPH............yup, should be able to cover the whole thing.
Posted by: Len Pryor at January 17, 2012 1:20 AM1. ...for me to poop on.
2. On a cold winter day, nothing beats the luxury of a heated toilet seat.
Poopin' on statues is so yesterday...
Posted by: WFLBG at January 17, 2012 10:39 AMObama's choice to replace the "eagle with the arrows" on the new Us currency.
Posted by: kevin at January 17, 2012 12:41 PMThis one is a winner!
*************************************
Albatross!
Posted by: Eskimo at January 16, 2012 4:11 PM
Posted by: Chris in Ontario at January 17, 2012 2:23 PMpoops, i did it again...
Posted by: puddin n pie at January 17, 2012 10:55 PM