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January 16, 2012

Best Photo Caption?

This image was captured yesterday afternoon at Vancouver's English Bay:

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It's screaming out for an hilarious caption. What do you think that should be?

Posted by Robert at January 16, 2012 11:32 AM
Comments

"I can see Solyndra from my house."

Posted by: John Kelly at January 16, 2012 12:13 PM

Safer here than at a wind 'farm'.

Posted by: Gord Tulk at January 16, 2012 12:18 PM

Hmmmmmm . . . if I crap on this thing, will I get electrocuted?

Posted by: Fred at January 16, 2012 12:26 PM

Still Life with Altar.

Posted by: Abe Froman at January 16, 2012 12:31 PM

Dalton Mcguinty seen here at the opening of his governments latest solar project.

Premier Mcguinty was quoted as saying "when we do these solar projects we're only loosing 80% of our money, where when we send that money to hospitals 100% of it is gone"

Posted by: duffman at January 16, 2012 12:32 PM

"Hmmmm, it LOOKS like it should have french fries inside."

Posted by: turtle at January 16, 2012 12:33 PM

POWER of the Dodo

Posted by: Ken at January 16, 2012 12:35 PM

With this baby, I can finally aircondition the nest.

Posted by: Hussein the Plumber at January 16, 2012 12:36 PM

The only "right wing" still willing to put a deposit down on a solar panel.

Posted by: tim m at January 16, 2012 12:43 PM

Will this thing heat my nest?

Posted by: scf at January 16, 2012 12:44 PM

Watts that for?

Posted by: Plainzdrifter at January 16, 2012 12:44 PM

Finally, they've built something for the birds.

Posted by: Liz J at January 16, 2012 12:49 PM

Solar Energy: It's for the birds.

Posted by: daveinguelph at January 16, 2012 12:50 PM

"New solar-powered pigeon trap demonstrates its effectiveness."

Posted by: gordinkneehill at January 16, 2012 12:50 PM

Hey guys over here! Free tanning bed courtesy of Al Gore!

Posted by: daveinguelph at January 16, 2012 12:53 PM

Look Percy, a govt subsidized perch, call the other NDPEE pidgins

Posted by: bartinky at January 16, 2012 1:01 PM

Hey, this thing makes my left wing feel all tingly and good!

Posted by: Eyeguy at January 16, 2012 1:02 PM

duffman at January 16, 2012 12:32 PM

Yup, could be Dildo McDinky alright. Long neck, stupid expression, tiny brain capacity, flocking behaviour, and, he's either crapping or coo-ing.

But, what did a poor little pigeon ever do to you to make you hate them so much?

Posted by: Jamie MacMaster at January 16, 2012 1:05 PM

An Ontario pigeon celebrates his good fortune as he is offered $50 million by the McGuinty government for use of the solar panel in his possesion

Posted by: john g at January 16, 2012 1:06 PM

Warm place to sh*t, warm place to sh*t, all I need is a warm place to sh*t.

Posted by: C at January 16, 2012 1:07 PM

Don't know about captions but Red Skelton would have done an entire show on it!
(For you young pups, I'm talkin' Gertrude and Murgatroyd)

Posted by: DaninVan at January 16, 2012 1:09 PM

"Just think. They call me a pidgeon!"

Posted by: Thomas_L...... at January 16, 2012 1:18 PM

"I'm just waiting on my bonus from Solyndra."

Posted by: Mary at January 16, 2012 1:28 PM

Mmmmmmmm, waste, rot and decay.

Posted by: richfisher at January 16, 2012 1:28 PM

That's it, just come a little closer, and I'll show you what I think of your "sustainable energy" plan.

Posted by: richfisher at January 16, 2012 1:35 PM

In China it's considered double good luck when I sh#t on one of these.

Posted by: richfisher at January 16, 2012 1:39 PM

Just dropped by to recharge my batteries. Dammit!! Another cloud!!! This is going to take forever. sigh...

Posted by: Randy at January 16, 2012 1:40 PM

"Mirror, mirror on the perch, who's the stupidest creature on earth?"

Posted by: Right Honourable Terry Tory at January 16, 2012 1:42 PM

"Next smartass on SDA makes a comment better have one of those battery power supplies."

Posted by: Airborne at January 16, 2012 1:47 PM

Rare sunny day in Vancouver - solar panel at the ready - what could go wrong?

Posted by: Rick at January 16, 2012 1:54 PM

Now if I just turn around I can sh@t all over that thing.

Posted by: a@c at January 16, 2012 1:55 PM

We have a winner...
"Just think. They call me a pidgeon!"
Too damn funny...too damn true

Posted by: Paul at January 16, 2012 2:00 PM

If I had lips and arms I'd be pointing and laughing.

Posted by: richfisher at January 16, 2012 2:01 PM

Coo coo.

Posted by: gobi desert at January 16, 2012 2:06 PM

Jeez, I thought that "pigeon" was a young herring gull. My apologies to pigeons everywhere for the french fry joke.

Posted by: turtle at January 16, 2012 2:12 PM

"This image was captured yesterday afternoon at Vancouver's English Bay:"

"Wow, look at all the gay people!"

Posted by: Abe Froman at January 16, 2012 2:13 PM

They don't refer to us as $hithawks for nuthin!


BTW, Robert, what kind of camera gear do you use? You get some great shots!

Posted by: AtlanticJim at January 16, 2012 2:41 PM

That's one really big pigeon, a really long necked pigeon with a gull like beak, sure glad he don't poop on me.

Posted by: Patsplace at January 16, 2012 2:52 PM

Better solar panels than those %&(&^ slasher windmills!!

Posted by: Ima Victim 2 at January 16, 2012 3:25 PM

Technology for the birds.

Posted by: Revnant Dream at January 16, 2012 3:28 PM

This piece of sh#t isn't even hot enough to fry an egg on!

Posted by: handsomeinmn at January 16, 2012 4:02 PM

More than just the chickens will be coming home to roost on the failed green energy gadgets.

Posted by: The Glengarrian at January 16, 2012 4:11 PM

Albatross!

Posted by: Eskimo at January 16, 2012 4:11 PM

"I'm here for the Al Gore announcement."

Posted by: Chubsy Ubsy at January 16, 2012 4:33 PM

Hmmm, nobody here to get the message...

Posted by: fiddle at January 16, 2012 4:36 PM

He's squacking to a crow nearbye, and they call birds stupid.

Posted by: Rose at January 16, 2012 4:36 PM

I suppose I've been spending too much time on the internet, but I really do like some of those cat pictures, so...

I CAN HAZ BAILOUT?

Posted by: Alyric at January 16, 2012 4:45 PM

Does this stinking mirror make my thighs look big?

Posted by: Pkuster at January 16, 2012 4:59 PM

Alyric, LOL!

Suzuki appoints a pretty little gull to sit on his solar panel.

Posted by: chutzpahticular at January 16, 2012 5:10 PM

Solar power my ass!

Posted by: EyesWideShut at January 16, 2012 5:13 PM

"Where's the flush button?"

Posted by: Zog at January 16, 2012 5:16 PM

Too much! Calls for sunscreen and I can do it.

Posted by: Jack McLeod at January 16, 2012 5:21 PM

Hmmm.. If I aim this right, bouncing back off the sun, I might be able to send "ethical emissions" right to the White House!

Posted by: Snowbunnie at January 16, 2012 5:42 PM

Daninvan: It's Gertrude and "Heathcliff"...

Posted by: bethesdaguy at January 16, 2012 5:50 PM

I'll just perch here and see how many stupid comments I can attract.

Posted by: John Galt at January 16, 2012 6:05 PM

Gee, I can finally get a tan under my chin!

Posted by: Muledeer1945 at January 16, 2012 6:18 PM

I am the Sun God. Where's my rays?

Posted by: chutzpahticular at January 16, 2012 6:35 PM

another inert statue to a lost cause ready for covering with pigeon crap. Cheers;

Posted by: MikeSr at January 16, 2012 6:39 PM

I'm pretty sure this is one of those new eco-friendly waterless toilets.

Posted by: bryceman at January 16, 2012 6:52 PM

Mike Sr.

Yeah, that was my take as well...

Posted by: sasquatch at January 16, 2012 7:00 PM

Better make sure this doesn't have the new crap sensor built in.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ODO3DXxbA0

Posted by: peterj at January 16, 2012 7:01 PM

Solar panel or TelePrompTer? Seems both attract bird brains.

Posted by: Martin B. at January 16, 2012 7:15 PM

Obama preaching to the masses.See how great it is.

Posted by: a@c at January 16, 2012 7:23 PM

Time to play Bird Turd Bingo!

(It's similar to Cow Patty Bingo. Google it if you don't understand.)

Posted by: donb at January 16, 2012 7:34 PM

Build it and they will come.

Posted by: rita at January 16, 2012 7:41 PM

If I plug in, will I be able to touch the face of God or maybe even Suzuki.

Posted by: Ghost of Ed at January 16, 2012 7:44 PM

North Arm Turkey Shoot!

Posted by: DanBC at January 16, 2012 7:51 PM

Spot the pigeon.

Posted by: Warren Zoell at January 16, 2012 8:01 PM

Hey, if I turn a little more to the left I can cover this thing in a day.

Posted by: Monte at January 16, 2012 8:30 PM

Gertrude and Heathcliff Seagull were discussing the needs of a new nest one day when Heathcliff proudly announced that the housing crisis was over. He had just put a deposit on a new place. (Red Skelton was one of my comedic heroes)

Posted by: Joe at January 16, 2012 9:09 PM

North of 60, making sure the panel stays pointed at the sun.

Posted by: Reginald at January 16, 2012 11:14 PM

If I can come in at a 4 degree angle about a foot and a half above it and around 45 MPH............yup, should be able to cover the whole thing.

Posted by: Len Pryor at January 17, 2012 1:20 AM

1. ...for me to poop on.

2. On a cold winter day, nothing beats the luxury of a heated toilet seat.

Posted by: Larry at January 17, 2012 9:51 AM

Poopin' on statues is so yesterday...

Posted by: WFLBG at January 17, 2012 10:39 AM

Obama's choice to replace the "eagle with the arrows" on the new Us currency.

Posted by: kevin at January 17, 2012 12:41 PM

This one is a winner!

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Albatross!

Posted by: Eskimo at January 16, 2012 4:11 PM

Posted by: Chris in Ontario at January 17, 2012 2:23 PM

poops, i did it again...

Posted by: puddin n pie at January 17, 2012 10:55 PM
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